Gandhi? ![]()
101 2025-08-29 16:43:20
Re: The Life & Times of Gandalf the Beige (72 replies, posted in TheNextBigWriter Premium)
102 2025-08-29 16:22:21
Re: The Life & Times of Gandalf the Beige (72 replies, posted in TheNextBigWriter Premium)
We have a winner: Gandalf the Beige
You folks have some cool cat names. And the sheer number of cats you've owned or own is impressive.
Thanks to all for the suggestions.
Dirk
P.S. Saw a video last night of a cat running up a screen door. Another tried running up a wall. Those are some serious zoomies! Things to look forward to. ![]()
Mine got the zoomies, although he went into hunting mode and started stalking/pouncing on non-existent prey. This is after I thought I had worn him out with a laser pointer. He went nuts for the little red dot.
103 2025-08-29 04:37:14
Re: The Life & Times of Gandalf the Beige (72 replies, posted in TheNextBigWriter Premium)
Guardian of the Dead? Only if he hordes dead mice.
104 2025-08-29 03:11:38
Re: The Life & Times of Gandalf the Beige (72 replies, posted in TheNextBigWriter Premium)
>>when he’s hanging from your curtains like Spider-Man at a crime scene
That sounds like Gumdrop, the cat I originally intended to adopt until he wore me out in a fifteen minute meet and greet. LoL. I would have had to rename him E=mc^2 because his energy level was so crazy high it was bounding, leaping, shedding proof of Einstein's equation. Oddly, though, Gumdrop regularly defied the laws of gravity. ![]()
105 2025-08-28 23:04:51
Re: The Life & Times of Gandalf the Beige (72 replies, posted in TheNextBigWriter Premium)
LoL. Thanks, Dagny. Great to hear that cats will answer to several names. Most humans won't even do that. ![]()
I'm definitely leaning toward Phantom, though I may call him Jaws when he's nibbling on someone. ![]()
My niece likes Jaws, so I'll keep that as a nickname.
106 2025-08-28 17:56:46
Re: Time Challenged (13 replies, posted in TheNextBigWriter Premium)
Your ditty could be considered offensive to animal lovers.
Glass houses, George... ;-)
107 2025-08-28 16:30:40
Re: Time Challenged (13 replies, posted in TheNextBigWriter Premium)
May your fingers soar
And your kittens roar.
May your horses neigh
And your donkeys bray.
May your cats use litter
That reeks not bitter.
May your doggies poop
Where you need not stoop.
May your emus race
At your husband's pace.
May your grill find heaven
That is numbered seven.
May your trees stand tall
And then never fall.
May all storms be weak
Seven days a week.
May all hunted game
Outwit those who aim.
May the animals charge
All gun toters at large.
May your days be merry
And all end with sherry.
108 2025-08-28 14:14:01
Re: The Life & Times of Gandalf the Beige (72 replies, posted in TheNextBigWriter Premium)
Dog
In English? Pffft!
Canis!
109 2025-08-28 01:33:18
Re: The Life & Times of Gandalf the Beige (72 replies, posted in TheNextBigWriter Premium)
Turns out he's actually beige. It's the weird lighting that makes him look orange.
110 2025-08-27 17:22:39
Re: The Life & Times of Gandalf the Beige (72 replies, posted in TheNextBigWriter Premium)
Dirk B wrote:to which he doesn't answer anyway,
He's a cat. That's their thing. Get used to it.
Dirk B wrote:I figure now's the best time to rename him
Over the years, my cats have been named:
Jinx
Bandit
Smokie
Whiskers
Odysseus/Odie
Nostradamus/Nos
Hel
Esmeralda Weatherwax/Esme
Greebo
Blue
Broccoli
Hope
Sam
Elliott
Prince
WB (pronounced Wub)
Crowley
Castiel
Rayne
Beans
Ajax
Yes, most were indoors only.
No litters, though three pairs were/are siblings.
Most I've had at one time was 7. Current is 5.
You and Marilyn should compare notes if you haven't already. She's probably had dozens of cats over the years in her animal sanctuary.
111 2025-08-27 13:08:16
Re: Bugs & Maintenance Requests (144 replies, posted in TheNextBigWriter Premium)
Hi Tamsin. I got it too. I emailed Sol about it overnight. He should see it soon if he hasn't already.
I was able to force my way past the error using Edge, but not using Chrome.
112 2025-08-27 05:26:00
Topic: The Life & Times of Gandalf the Beige (72 replies, posted in TheNextBigWriter Premium)
Since the shelter assigned my cat a random name recently that I don't like (Pentagon) and to which he doesn't answer anyway, I figure now's the best time to rename him (I get him back in about a week after some medical follow-up at the shelter):
Favorites among my family members so far:
Jaws - because he's the world's sweetest cat, likes to nibble my forearms ever so gently
Phantom - because he has an amazing stealth mode; either that or he can teleport at will
A few of my favorite fictional characters:
Gandalf - best Tolkien character
Connor - 14-year-old supernatural character at the heart of my Apocalypse trilogy
Apollo - my favorite character from Archangel Syndrome, my demented space opera; also 14 years old; heir to the violent, galactic Imperium Romanum; the neurotic but likeable son of Nero, a murderous psychopath
Professor - the Archangel Syndrome genius who created a sterilizing vaccine that caused the collapse of Earth's population to keep the planet from running out of trees for toilet paper; last seen time traveling to 1964 for a 3-hour cruise with Gilligan, where (ironically) there was no toilet paper
Suggested by Gemini for a really sweet cat (tongue in cheek):
Vlad the Impaler - really nasty piece of work from history
Cujo - Stephen King's rabid Saint Bernard
Shredder
Slasher
Killer
Other possibilities:
Furball
Sweet Pea
113 2025-08-25 23:24:31
Re: Using AI to do reviews? Please don't. (81 replies, posted in TheNextBigWriter Premium)
If members of TNBW are going to start relying on AI to do reviews, I think I'll bow out.
Randy, I think the discussion above morphed into one about whether writers (not reviewers) here should have access to an AI reviewer like the one on Booksie. Admittedly, I've yet to try it. I keep meaning to cross-post over there, but life keeps getting in my way.
The general consensus is that AI should not be used to generate reviews for others; that would make for a rather useless site. Writers can do that themselves. Using an AI to clean up chapters before posting them here is a no-brainer, though, for folks who don't have a good handle on grammar and punctuation. That way, reviewers here can focus on the story rather than writing mechanics.
I don't think there's anything wrong, though, with helping someone figure out how to use an AI to clean up a chapter before posting.
114 2025-08-25 04:47:15
Re: Using AI to do reviews? Please don't. (81 replies, posted in TheNextBigWriter Premium)
This reminded me of a song I learned in kindergarten fifty-five years ago. I never knew the name, just remembered one verse. I fed it into Gemini, and it said, "That's a classic!" and went on to name the song (The Austrian Yodeler) and explain some of the history. I'm so glad to be retired and not have to worry about competing with AI. Yeesh.
115 2025-08-24 21:19:22
Re: Time Challenged (13 replies, posted in TheNextBigWriter Premium)
Sorry to hear that, MJ. I almost joined you with a cast (made in Canada, of course). I was trying out a new ladder at home because the old one was too narrow for me due to balance issues. So I climbed a few steps higher, thinking I could finally reach the ceiling to change light bulbs and smoke alarm batteries, which I now can, but I was a little too close to the ceiling fan, which was running at full speed. Damn did that hurt! Even once it heals, my new cat loves to sit in my lap and get petted and scratched, so I'll be typing one-handed for a while. :-)
Get well soon.
Dirk
116 2025-08-24 13:47:42
Re: Using AI to do reviews? Please don't. (81 replies, posted in TheNextBigWriter Premium)
In Canada it would be A-eye-eh. Sounds like a refrain from "Old MacDonald had a Farm." :-)
117 2025-08-16 04:18:00
Re: etc (68 replies, posted in Fantasy/Magic & Sci-Fi)
These days, whenever I encounter a word whose exact definition I've never read, especially words that I use from time to time, I like to look them up. Here's the definition for apoplexy, although not the only one: unconsciousness or incapacity resulting from a cerebral hemorrhage or stroke.
All that from a few capitalized nouns, huh? :-)
And the lives of scullery maids were Shit!
118 2025-08-07 23:33:34
Re: Using AI to do reviews? Please don't. (81 replies, posted in TheNextBigWriter Premium)
Hi Sol.
Having access to an AI directly from the site would be great as long as people can find it easily. In addition to wherever you place the button or menu item to make it generally available, I'd suggest also making it accessible from within the Post/Edit wizard with a label or tooltip suggesting people run their writing through the AI to eliminate the trivial stuff so they don't waste their reviewers' time. As reviewers, I think we should make it a default expectation. If the AI is good and clearly hasn't been used, I'd tell them to run it, fix their mistakes, then post again.
119 2025-08-05 21:25:00
Re: Using AI to do reviews? Please don't. (81 replies, posted in TheNextBigWriter Premium)
>>Will AI read one chapter of a book and advise me helpfully about arc, plot or character development?
Based on my experience using Gemini for a variety of detailed conversations, I think it might surprise you. :-)
120 2025-08-05 20:29:10
Re: Using AI to do reviews? Please don't. (81 replies, posted in TheNextBigWriter Premium)
I keep seeing articles in my newsfeed about ways scientists and researchers are using AI, and that it can do in minutes what would take humans months or years to do, assuming we can even do it.
121 2025-08-04 17:19:09
Re: Using AI to do reviews? Please don't. (81 replies, posted in TheNextBigWriter Premium)
And legitimate publishers will no doubt use AI analysis to help them decide whether to publish legitimate works or not. Makes me wonder how many classics would have received a thumbs down. Assuming a publisher does decide to publish someone's book, they can use the same analysis to help specify what changes the publisher wants from the author.
122 2025-08-04 17:12:50
Re: Using AI to do reviews? Please don't. (81 replies, posted in TheNextBigWriter Premium)
And you can probably use AI eventually (if not imminantly) to automate much of the creation and self-publishing of AI-generated books. Imagine how much more crap will be dumped into the Amazon Kindle store.
123 2025-08-04 14:16:48
Re: Savior of the Damned (the Connor series) by Dirk B. (1,461 replies, posted in Fantasy/Magic & Sci-Fi)
>>Or they're lulled to sleep and get a shock at the end. 'Connor's the AC?!?!'
Nobody would be surprised by that, would they? :-)
I read a bit about the Children's Crusade. Ugh! Many of them sold into slavery. The depravity of the human race knows no bounds, although slavery was a part of society long before that crusade (and still is). Converting your enemy through non-violent means sounds a little like what Pope Nnamani has in mind to retake the Vatican.
I had that age range in mind, although the whole idea of doing so really is just to further the plans of the Unholy Trinity: Connor takes over the Church, kicks out any uncooperative clergymen, and begins to pull together the "Lambs of the Lord" to do "Christ's bidding." Of course, since he bails on Satan halfway through book two, the Lambs never get off the ground.
124 2025-08-02 07:21:47
Re: Using AI to do reviews? Please don't. (81 replies, posted in TheNextBigWriter Premium)
Yup. All great questions. Care to take a crack at the answers too? :-)
It would be interesting to feed Gemini one of my scenes and ask it how the scene made Gemini "feel". ![]()
125 2025-08-02 06:59:30
Re: Savior of the Damned (the Connor series) by Dirk B. (1,461 replies, posted in Fantasy/Magic & Sci-Fi)
Some refinements of the story:
- the real Last Challenge, where Connor decides at whom to throw the dagger, Christ or Satan, remains unchanged
- the fake Last Challenge, which is a part of the conspiracy, is that Satan supposedly bet God that the Church would be so corrupt by the End Times that God would be unable to find even one priest worthy of Heaven
- the role of the Holy Emissary, according to the Augustine letter, is therefore to cleanse the Church of corruption before the Final Judgement, become the Last Vicar of Christ, replace the clergy with children (child priests & priestesses), and then dispatch them to every corner of Creation to deliver the Lord’s urgent final call for all to seek refuge from the coming storm in the sheltering arms of the Church, led by Connor
- ostensibly, the reason Christ picked a teenager as the Holy Emissary is that he wanted someone innocent and incorruptible to lead the child priests & priestesses (imagine Connor as innocent and incorruptible, lol); it nicely explains why Christ chose him, though
- the reason Satan and his minions supposedly want Connor either dead or a servant of evil is that the Holy Emissary would essentially guarantee that God will win the (fake) Last Challenge since child priests & priestesses are all (or mostly all) worthy of Heaven; it would totally blow Satan out of the water if it weren't all part of his plan
- the (revised) poison in the Antichrist's dagger is supposed to be one that turns the victim into a servant of evil, which is what Connor will supposedly be fighting throughout his Holy Land trip; I'll probably punt all of the complexity of initially withholding the dagger from Connor, then giving it to him because Romano is desperate, then Connor feels better but becomes megalomaniacal, then is cured at the Sea of Galilee; instead, Connor's descent into evil will be a gradual thing from the beginning of the trip onward until he's cured in the water
- the above ties together Connor's supposed role (Holy Emissary) with his secret role, and allows him to purge the Church of real priests and replace them with children, whom Satan wants Connor to corrupt because they're easier to lead (astray) than real priests
- with the added focus on children in later books, I think the target audience could expand to include younger readers too (down to at least age fourteen if not a bit younger), which is something I always wanted. It's why I used corporeals instead of demon-possessed humans as the Star Wars-like stormtroopers of the story (they can't hit the broad side of a barn, they exist to be shot, and no one living is actually "seen" to die during shootouts); the only rather gross part is that corporeals dissolve into nasty remains when the demons flee the corpses; they'll even have the ability to allow their faces to melt while running at their shooter to terrify them (whenever Detective Campagna does the shooting)
- since Connor is no longer pretending to be Christ, very little (nothing?) will happen in book one that contradicts the Bible, so no more need to explain any of that away (no alternate timelines or any equally dissatisfying complexity); and once the conspiracy is revealed, there's nothing to explain away anyway
- these changes nicely streamline key elements of the story and tie them together much better and more believably than in the first draft; yay!