Naturally, there was no casual Friday back then. Goldman Sachs, being the uptight bunch they are, had a seasonal casual Friday only. Not a year-round thing while I was still working there. I was never more happy to get laid off from a company. Management's favorite mantra was "Our people are our strength," which oddly, they never used amid rounds of layoffs. Can't imagine why. :-)
101 2025-04-23 19:16:46
Re: IBM memo on replacing mouse balls (4 replies, posted in TheNextBigWriter Premium)
102 2025-04-23 06:15:01
Topic: IBM memo on replacing mouse balls (4 replies, posted in TheNextBigWriter Premium)
This "memo" is quoted in numerous places online and in at least one book on humor. It's seems so absurd (and hilarious) that it "could" be true. Because you just can't make this [censored] up, folks. :-)
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This is an actual alert to IBM Field Engineers that went out to all IBM Branch Offices.
Abstract: Mouse Balls Available as FRU (Field Replacement Unit)
Mouse balls are now available as FRU. Therefore, if a mouse fails to operate or should it perform erratically, it may need a ball replacement. Because of the delicate nature of this procedure, replacement of mouse balls should only be attempted by properly trained personnel.
Before proceeding, determine the type of mouse balls by examining the underside of the mouse. Domestic balls will be larger and harder than foreign balls. Ball removal procedures differ depending upon manufacturer of the mouse. Foreign balls can be replaced using the pop-off method. Domestic balls are replaced using the twist-off method. Mouse balls are not usually static sensitive. However, excessive handling can result in sudden discharge. Upon completion of ball replacement, the mouse may be used immediately.
It is recommended that each replacer have a pair of spare balls for maintaining optimum customer satisfaction, and that any customer missing his balls should suspect local personnel of removing these necessary items.
To re-order, specify one of the following:
P/N 33F8462 - Domestic Mouse Balls
P/N 33F8461 - Foreign Mouse Balls
103 2025-04-20 02:19:55
Re: About the Do-Over contest (10 replies, posted in TheNextBigWriter Premium)
>> use-hyphenated-words-which-count-as-a-single-word
You're right, Vern. That works beautifully. :-)
104 2025-04-18 19:48:03
Re: Bugs & Maintenance Requests (124 replies, posted in TheNextBigWriter Premium)
Thanks, Sol
105 2025-04-18 16:10:19
Re: Bugs & Maintenance Requests (124 replies, posted in TheNextBigWriter Premium)
Well, it kicks me out too, but Bill and I are both "moderators", so not a standard account anymore. I've also been kicked out of the site many times for spending too much time in a forum, either writing a long post or simply leaving my screen open in a forum and walking away from my computer for a while. If you get a chance, perhaps try to reproduce the forum timeout. Perhaps you can figure out the exact bug and a fix. Ours is the only forum site I know of that does this.
106 2025-04-18 14:52:58
Re: Bugs & Maintenance Requests (124 replies, posted in TheNextBigWriter Premium)
Bill, does it happen with deleting the account too? I've been kicked out before as well, although I can't recall which operation I was trying to perform.
I had been suspending accounts because it looked from the list of accounts that that's what you were doing, but after you and I discussed it, I thought you were deleting them, which isn't what I saw, but I rolled with it, and resumed deleting accounts.
You usually get to them before I do, so I don't encounter this bug much, but it does get annoying.
107 2025-04-16 12:57:39
Re: Points adjustment and new writing contest (9 replies, posted in TheNextBigWriter Premium)
You bet.
108 2025-04-16 12:41:45
Re: About the Do-Over contest (10 replies, posted in TheNextBigWriter Premium)
You bet. :-)
109 2025-04-16 04:22:23
Re: About the Do-Over contest (10 replies, posted in TheNextBigWriter Premium)
I think you need to ask Sol that question. It's never come up (publicly) for word-limited contests I was in. Do you have a connection with Sol? If not, his user id is SolN (find him using the white search field at the top of screens on this site). You can also try emailing contact@thenextbigwriter.com. I don't know which one he checks most often (he checks this forum too at times).
Have you posted it yet? I had to get real good at trimming words for previous contests, so I may be able to spot a few things to tweak/remove.
Not sure how Facebook comments tie into/relate to the site, but I don't think they're intended for support.
110 2025-04-15 01:10:14
Re: Frozen Conquest - 2024 CIBA (Global Thrillers) Winner (7 replies, posted in TheNextBigWriter Premium)
Well done, Randy. Congrats.
111 2025-04-14 02:01:11
Re: Points adjustment and new writing contest (9 replies, posted in TheNextBigWriter Premium)
Yes. I looked at some of my earlier posted works, and they now pay more. My Uniquorn story was a contest entry with an upper limit of 3000 words, and it now pays 3 points, which is consistent with my earlier post about the new points math.
112 2025-04-11 04:04:16
Re: Points adjustment and new writing contest (9 replies, posted in TheNextBigWriter Premium)
Sol, thank you very much for the points changes.
For those who haven't already noticed, going forward, when you open someone's short story, chapter, or poem to read, the points you can earn is up by about 67%. So, something that once paid 1 point will now pay 1.67 points.
The points required to post that work has not gone up. Except for poems, we were paying 5 points to post a work that paid 1 point; we'll still pay 5 points to post that same work, but it will now pay 1.67 points (1/3 of what you paid to post it, instead of the 1/5 it used to pay).
If you're like me, who looks at the points a piece will pay to judge roughly how long it is, keep the points changes in mind. The following is for works other than poems:
1650 words - costs 5 to post, paid 1, now pays 1.67
2000 words - costs 6 to post, paid 1.2, now pays 2
2500 words - costs 7.5 to post, paid 1.5, now pays 2.5 -- Works up to 2500 words are fairly common; a reasonable length.
3000 words - costs 9 to post, paid 1.8, now pays 3
3300 words - costs 10 to post, paid 2, now pays 3.33 -- Still acceptable lengthwise, but please consider splitting works this long.
4150 words - costs 12.5 to post, paid 2.5, now pays 4.2 -- Definitely consider splitting works this long.
5000 words - costs 15 to post, paid 3, now pays 5 -- Please don't post stuff this long; it's tiring to review, especially in one sitting. Split it into parts, which is easy enough to do.
Note that if you multiply the number of points now being paid for a given work by 1000, you get the exact wordcount.
New Members: The shorter your posted work is, the easier it is for other members to squeeze it into their existing schedules. Long works require existing members to spend a lot more time reviewing just your work, which usually interferes with the time they have budgeted for writing and reviewing the works of their existing writing partners. As a result, you'll get fewer reviews, or it will take longer for others to review your work, or the reviews you get will be less helpful than they might otherwise be. But don't forget, the best way to get reviews is to give reviews of works from active members (i.e., the stuff scrolling by on your home page.)
I'll update this for poems later this week. The change was made there too, although poetry math was (and remains) different from other works since most poems tend to be quite short compared to other works like short stories and chapters.
113 2025-04-09 04:49:48
Re: Martial Law (2 replies, posted in We're All Ears)
Relax. He might invoke the Insurrection Act to deploy US forces at the southern border (George Bush, Sr. last did it during the Rodney King riots). Although, he won't do it because it's needed (assuming it were); he'll do it to distract the country from his growing self-inflicted economic disaster. It's about the only thing he could do at this point to help his poll numbers in the short term. And he'd gladly declare martial law if he could get away with it to give himself a third term, although I hope to God he drops dead from something well before that. Maybe a SpaceX satellite will fall on his head.
114 2025-04-05 23:33:38
Re: Apologies to my Connections for all the system emails (3 replies, posted in TheNextBigWriter Premium)
Do you have notifications regarding new posted works turned off? Have a look under Settings on your dropdown menu (upper right).
115 2025-04-05 22:04:06
Topic: Apologies to my Connections for all the system emails (3 replies, posted in TheNextBigWriter Premium)
My apologies to all my connections for the many email notifications you probably just received r.e. my points testing. (Only if you have email notifications turned on for new published works from connections.)
I'm probably done.
Thanks
Dirk
116 2025-03-30 13:58:43
Re: using color in the chapter notes or content summaries of books? (4 replies, posted in TheNextBigWriter Premium)
Thank you, Lauren! :-)
117 2025-03-30 09:55:58
Re: using color in the chapter notes or content summaries of books? (4 replies, posted in TheNextBigWriter Premium)
Anyone?
118 2025-03-30 05:13:31
Topic: script synopses from user Lonelywolf3453 (0 replies, posted in TheNextBigWriter Premium)
All,
One of our new members, Lonelywolf3453, has posted "synopses" for two scripts (one sci-fi and one fantasy), with both synopses posted as works of type "script" instead of "short story." Unfortunately, scripts don't show up on our home pages, so no one sees them by default unless you already have a connection with the member.
They're available on the member's profile page at:
https://www.thenextbigwriter.com/users/ … 3453-28943
which is also reachable by searching for Lonelywolf3453 in the white search box at the top of the screen.
For those curious, please have a look. The member is hoping to learn if there's enough interest here in these stories.
Lonelywolf3453, I think you'll find enough members willing to read the actual scripts once you begin posting them. However, the site works on a reciprocal basis, meaning we trade reviews with one another since we all have works in need of feedback. Be sure to reply to all reviews in a timely manner and reciprocate to develop long-term relationships with those folks (and send them connection requests). Basically, the more reviews you give to active members (those folks with works scrolling on the homepage), the more reviews you can expect to receive. Also, have a look at an article I pinned near the top of the Premium forum with other tips on how to get more reviews.
The site is private, so your posted works can be made available to members here without worrying about your works being visible to anyone outside the site. Just be sure to exclude internet from the visibility setting of the actual scripts if you choose to begin posting them. Please message me before you start doing so, so we can set it up to ensure it's visible on the homepages of others here, so you don't waste points.
Feel free to message me if you have any questions.
Welcome to the site.
119 2025-03-27 11:12:56
Re: Bugs & Maintenance Requests (124 replies, posted in TheNextBigWriter Premium)
Lauren, one issue with increasing the number of points given to new members is that they'll post however many chapters they can, then sit back and wait rather than engaging with other members and beginning to trade reviews. I see that frequently with trial members. They hope they can get all their posts reviewed without reciprocating.
If we ease the points ratio, it would be a lot easier for trial members to do reviews in order to gain points and keep posting. At 3 to 1, they'll have to do three reviews for every one story or chapter they want to post (those are round numbers, of course, since the ratio is based on words, not whole reviews). If they're unwilling to do three reviews, then this site isn't for them.
120 2025-03-27 01:43:13
Re: Bugs & Maintenance Requests (124 replies, posted in TheNextBigWriter Premium)
Marilyn,
I checked the word count for your chapter 6, and you have a little over 3400 words, so it should cost somewhat over 10.6 and pay 20% of that for the moment. Could you please recheck the posted chapter from your account? The numbers look correct from my account.
I agree with everyone else on this thread, though. A ratio of 5 to 1 is still way too high compared to the 3 to 1 ratio Sol agreed to after we began working to revive the site. It's not like we have countless active members to fall back on.
I've been trying to help new members come up to speed as quickly as possible so they find the site less daunting/onerous, and although they may stay a month or two after the trial, most of them have since stopped posting (in many cases, that was many months ago).
I don't see the point of all the effort we've been doing, when several of the half dozen or so maintenance items originally identified/agreed as needing to be done to help us revive the site still aren't finished a year later.
I'm wasting my time doing this, and I don't see a reason to keep going. The site is once again back to running on fumes. Pardon my grumpiness, but I'm worn out from banging my head against a brick wall.
Sol, any update (ETA) on those items? The points ratio is obviously the most important.
121 2025-03-27 00:04:47
Re: More Incredible Music (16 replies, posted in TheNextBigWriter Premium)
Here's another incredible song, from the Tenors this time. Written by Bob Dylan, although Rod Stewart's version is best known. Until now! :-)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1teUrr3 … nors-Topic
122 2025-03-20 13:53:02
Re: The Gathering Darkness (the Connor series) - Dirk B. (1,415 replies, posted in Fantasy/Magic & Sci-Fi)
I went for butt pimples over hemorrhoids.
123 2025-03-20 04:04:58
Re: The Gathering Darkness (the Connor series) - Dirk B. (1,415 replies, posted in Fantasy/Magic & Sci-Fi)
Final list (until I change it again):
- antichristlings (instead of little antichrists)
- beastlings from the sea
- toddlers of sin
- dimwits of desolation (I like the alliteration)
- butt pimples of perdition (alliteration on the p)
124 2025-03-19 16:11:19
Re: The Gathering Darkness (the Connor series) - Dirk B. (1,415 replies, posted in Fantasy/Magic & Sci-Fi)
Thanks, George. Why will Christians become 4D creatures? If it's just because Jesus walked through a wall, a far simpler explanation is that he managed to get all of his cells to other side of the wall because a) he's God and can do whatever he likes or b) can leverage quantum physics to pass through solid objects.
Kdot, why -gang (eg. Alessandro-gang)? Is that what you meant?
George, no worries about prior uses of the terms beastlings and wretchlings. I only plan to use the term I choose once, as a diminutive for the jerk bullies. Connor cycles through a host of "little antichrist" synonyms in his mind as he deals with the bullies. So, beastlings from the sea, toddlers of sin, bastard sons of perdition, etc.
I need just the one synonym for abomination of desolation. So far, hemorrhoids of desolation is in the lead.
125 2025-03-19 07:53:25
Re: The Gathering Darkness (the Connor series) - Dirk B. (1,415 replies, posted in Fantasy/Magic & Sci-Fi)
Naming contest: Connor and others are being bullied at the youth seminary/orphanage by four older boys. In his mind he tends to think of them first and foremost as little antichrists, but also via several variations of the antichrist theme: the toddlers of sin, the beastlings from the sea, the bastard sons of perdition, etc. I'm also trying for a variation of the abomination of desolation. Possible alternatives include:
abomi-rrhoids of desolation
hemorrhoids of desolation - I really like that one
abomi-brats of ...
abomi-nitwits of ...
abomi-nuts of
abominables of
abomi-tots of - I love this, although I already have toddlers of sin
abomi-twits of - shorter than abomi-nitwits and just as good
wretchlets of
abhorlings of
I lean toward hemorrhoids, abomi-tots, and abomi-twits at the moment.
Preferences?
Dirk