He already does sleep next to me. I could stop him from doing that, but I'm happy if he's happy. He has started nibbling a little harder on my skin, though, after I give him some chin and head scratches, which he loves (and requests). He's definitely not biting, but it is somewhat unpleasant.
151 2025-09-11 13:19:27
Re: The Life & Times of Gandalf the Beige (73 replies, posted in TheNextBigWriter Premium)
152 2025-09-11 13:11:54
Re: Prologues are not Chapter 1 (10 replies, posted in TheNextBigWriter Premium)
Yup. I've seen it sometimes too. Rather than helpful chapter names, they're often reduced to naming each chapter n to "chapter n+1" because they haven't used the prologue choice in the pick list to denote an actual prologue.
153 2025-09-11 04:24:33
Re: The Life & Times of Gandalf the Beige (73 replies, posted in TheNextBigWriter Premium)
Thanks, Marilyn.
I've been allergic to most fragrances for decades, so I only use unscented organic products.
I have two highly rated air purifiers in the upstairs bedrooms, but the bathroom is too small, with no outlets (it's an older townhouse) except by the sink, which are fully used. It may have stunk because he accidentally kicked one small "easter egg" out of the litter while trying to cover it, which I didn't see. It didn't smell nearly as much the next day when he covered it properly, although I now clean up the litter as soon as I see him go.
I'm glad to hear that wet food causes less of a smell. One cat-lover at the shelter said she stopped giving her cat dry food because it kept causing urinary issues, perhaps because her cat was dehydrated. And Gandalf doesn't like the dry food anyway. He'll happily ignore it unless he gets too hungry. He's always on the hunt for food (human or otherwise, lol), just not desperate enough to always eat his dry food. And I got him a couple of cat fountains for upstairs and downstairs that he really likes, so he's drinking quite a bit.
The shelter advised me to contact their vet to discuss his itchiness. I have to go there around Sept. 16 anyway for them to follow-up on other open medical issues, so they can look at it then. The weird thing is, he can reach both cheeks with his back paws to scratch with. I've seen him do it, which is what keeps me guessing. Perhaps he just prefers the way I scratch. ![]()
I figured mixed food might be a culprit, but until the vet advises otherwise, they want me to keep him on the food approved by that same vet, most of which is mixed sources. I've already started stocking up on single-source wet food (Hills Science Diet). It seemed like common sense to me not to mix different protein sources for the same reason you noted.
The flea and tick medication they use is a prescription brand only available through vets here. The over-the-counter products here are rather pathetic based on the reviews. I've checked his fur for anything visible but saw nothing. He is one super-clean cat. Barely sheds too, except when stressed (the two times I picked him up from the shelter, after that very little).
He just planted his tiny heinie on my mousepad, so I'll end here.
154 2025-09-10 22:55:43
Re: The Life & Times of Gandalf the Beige (73 replies, posted in TheNextBigWriter Premium)
My cat's cheeks seem to itch a lot; ditto his forehead, although less so. He approaches me easily ten times a day and pushes his cheeks against my hand, usually my fingertips/fingernails until I scratch him. I know cats have scent glands on their cheeks and forehead, but this seems like more than marking me with his scent. Is his behavior excessive? I'm wondering if he may have allergies. He's been treated for ticks and fleas.
Thanks
Dirk
155 2025-09-10 13:14:51
Re: The Life & Times of Gandalf the Beige (73 replies, posted in TheNextBigWriter Premium)
Dirk B wrote:The cat litter the shelter asked me to use (since he's still their cat for the moment) is environmentally friendly and pet friendly, but it's not very good for masking #2. Yeesh!
I have had decent luck with Arm & Hammer. We're using FelinePine right now, but Naturals was decent as well.
Of course, it may also be that I've had housecats for, godess, 40 years consecutive now? I don't notice it so much anymore, maybe.
Thanks, Tamsin. I have a large supply of Tidy Cats Lightweight Unscented waiting in the wings. I opened a large bucket of a Tidy Cats scented product, and practically choked, the fragrance was so intense. Fortunately, the shelter was able to use it.
156 2025-09-10 12:26:15
Re: The Life & Times of Gandalf the Beige (73 replies, posted in TheNextBigWriter Premium)
Ask, and ye shall receive. Please let me know if the link doesn't work. It was generated by Google and points into one of my photo albums. The weird URL is a Google thing; goo.gl is one of its domains.
https://photos.app.goo.gl/M85Edr2WJcPHfmom6
157 2025-09-10 08:04:46
Re: The Life & Times of Gandalf the Beige (73 replies, posted in TheNextBigWriter Premium)
Perhaps I should have named him Mazda ("zoom zoom") instead. He gets a serious case of the zoomies at night between midnight and 1 AM. I didn't realize it previously because I originally kept him locked in my office until I could make the rest of the house cat-safe. At the time, I figured his nightly escapades were just him being frustrated at being locked in the office, although it's huge and has become a cat paradise.
Once I let him out into the rest of the house, I saw his first zoomie. He yowled and took off for the opposite side of the house. When I called him, he looked back, and because I had most of the lights off, his eyes looked completely black (from widened pupils), which freaked me out for a moment. I wondered if I was adopting a demonic cat. An angel by day; demon-spawn by night. There may be a short story there. :-)
And for those who don't know, carnivore poop stinks to high heaven. If he goes at night in the litter box in the bathroom, I have to get up and deal with it right away, otherwise the whole floor stinks. The cat litter the shelter asked me to use (since he's still their cat for the moment) is environmentally friendly and pet friendly, but it's not very good for masking #2. Yeesh!
Having now briefed you all on my cat's bowel movements, I'll allow you to proceed with breakfast. Bon appetit! :-)
158 2025-09-06 16:08:43
Re: Do Over Contest Winners Posted (8 replies, posted in TheNextBigWriter Premium)
Congratulations to the winners. There were a lot of great stories submitted.
159 2025-08-31 23:36:19
Re: Probably a stupid question (8 replies, posted in TheNextBigWriter Premium)
Below is what I posted regarding points when Sol made the change in April to pay more points (there was no change to how much it cost to post). I tested those numbers. I never did get around to updating the linked post with the points math for poetry, though....
https://www.thenextbigwriter.com/forums … ntest.html
I'll have a look at your numbers for you soon.
We needed to incentivize existing members to read the work of new members, hence the new member bonus. It really shouldn't be necessary to incentivize people to read new material since the author will no doubt ask you to do so if you review something old. Also, new stuff appears on your home page as they post it, so we tend to default to those unless we're still reviewing something old for them, assuming they still need the feedback. If in doubt, ask.
And you have several options for dealing with old stories in your own portfolio. When I finished writing the first draft of "The Rise of Connor" and wanted to stop new readers from starting to read it, I simply deactivated a bunch of opening chapters and added a note to content summary, steering them to v2.
I didn't want to take the whole thing down right away because some of my reviewers hadn't reached the end. That's still the case in a couple of instances because members come and go as life dictates, so I'm leaving it up for when some of those folks return but I moved it to the end of my portfolio.
Funny thing about Booksie. That's Sol's other site, which is where most of the new development goes.
160 2025-08-31 03:04:36
Re: Probably a stupid question (8 replies, posted in TheNextBigWriter Premium)
Yes, it's possible to do that, but it would be rather pointless. Here's why: The points system used to be a lot more onerous. You had to read roughly 5 words for every 1 that you wanted to post. The new ratio is only 3 to 1. That means you only need to trade reviews with three other people on a regular basis (assuming everyone's posts are generally of similar length) in order to keep posting your own material.
Since most people try to have many more regular reviewers than that (often six or more) in order to get the most value out of the site, points are quickly irrelevant. Their main value at this point is to keep people off the site who just want free feedback without bothering to do any work at all. You could post War & Peace here, but if you don't maintain regular reviewers, you'll be hard pressed to get more than a handful of reviews before interest in your posts fizzles.
Also everyone is too honorable to ever try anything that devious. ;-) But bless your devious heart for having figured that out as quickly as you did. :-)
161 2025-08-30 01:29:11
Re: The Life & Times of Gandalf the Beige (73 replies, posted in TheNextBigWriter Premium)
That's hilarious!
162 2025-08-29 16:43:20
Re: The Life & Times of Gandalf the Beige (73 replies, posted in TheNextBigWriter Premium)
Gandhi? ![]()
163 2025-08-29 16:22:21
Re: The Life & Times of Gandalf the Beige (73 replies, posted in TheNextBigWriter Premium)
We have a winner: Gandalf the Beige
You folks have some cool cat names. And the sheer number of cats you've owned or own is impressive.
Thanks to all for the suggestions.
Dirk
P.S. Saw a video last night of a cat running up a screen door. Another tried running up a wall. Those are some serious zoomies! Things to look forward to. ![]()
Mine got the zoomies, although he went into hunting mode and started stalking/pouncing on non-existent prey. This is after I thought I had worn him out with a laser pointer. He went nuts for the little red dot.
164 2025-08-29 04:37:14
Re: The Life & Times of Gandalf the Beige (73 replies, posted in TheNextBigWriter Premium)
Guardian of the Dead? Only if he hordes dead mice.
165 2025-08-29 03:11:38
Re: The Life & Times of Gandalf the Beige (73 replies, posted in TheNextBigWriter Premium)
>>when he’s hanging from your curtains like Spider-Man at a crime scene
That sounds like Gumdrop, the cat I originally intended to adopt until he wore me out in a fifteen minute meet and greet. LoL. I would have had to rename him E=mc^2 because his energy level was so crazy high it was bounding, leaping, shedding proof of Einstein's equation. Oddly, though, Gumdrop regularly defied the laws of gravity. ![]()
166 2025-08-28 23:04:51
Re: The Life & Times of Gandalf the Beige (73 replies, posted in TheNextBigWriter Premium)
LoL. Thanks, Dagny. Great to hear that cats will answer to several names. Most humans won't even do that. ![]()
I'm definitely leaning toward Phantom, though I may call him Jaws when he's nibbling on someone. ![]()
My niece likes Jaws, so I'll keep that as a nickname.
167 2025-08-28 17:56:46
Re: Time Challenged (13 replies, posted in TheNextBigWriter Premium)
Your ditty could be considered offensive to animal lovers.
Glass houses, George... ;-)
168 2025-08-28 16:30:40
Re: Time Challenged (13 replies, posted in TheNextBigWriter Premium)
May your fingers soar
And your kittens roar.
May your horses neigh
And your donkeys bray.
May your cats use litter
That reeks not bitter.
May your doggies poop
Where you need not stoop.
May your emus race
At your husband's pace.
May your grill find heaven
That is numbered seven.
May your trees stand tall
And then never fall.
May all storms be weak
Seven days a week.
May all hunted game
Outwit those who aim.
May the animals charge
All gun toters at large.
May your days be merry
And all end with sherry.
169 2025-08-28 14:14:01
Re: The Life & Times of Gandalf the Beige (73 replies, posted in TheNextBigWriter Premium)
Dog
In English? Pffft!
Canis!
170 2025-08-28 01:33:18
Re: The Life & Times of Gandalf the Beige (73 replies, posted in TheNextBigWriter Premium)
Turns out he's actually beige. It's the weird lighting that makes him look orange.
171 2025-08-27 17:22:39
Re: The Life & Times of Gandalf the Beige (73 replies, posted in TheNextBigWriter Premium)
Dirk B wrote:to which he doesn't answer anyway,
He's a cat. That's their thing. Get used to it.
Dirk B wrote:I figure now's the best time to rename him
Over the years, my cats have been named:
Jinx
Bandit
Smokie
Whiskers
Odysseus/Odie
Nostradamus/Nos
Hel
Esmeralda Weatherwax/Esme
Greebo
Blue
Broccoli
Hope
Sam
Elliott
Prince
WB (pronounced Wub)
Crowley
Castiel
Rayne
Beans
Ajax
Yes, most were indoors only.
No litters, though three pairs were/are siblings.
Most I've had at one time was 7. Current is 5.
You and Marilyn should compare notes if you haven't already. She's probably had dozens of cats over the years in her animal sanctuary.
172 2025-08-27 13:08:16
Re: Bugs & Maintenance Requests (165 replies, posted in TheNextBigWriter Premium)
Hi Tamsin. I got it too. I emailed Sol about it overnight. He should see it soon if he hasn't already.
I was able to force my way past the error using Edge, but not using Chrome.
173 2025-08-27 05:26:00
Topic: The Life & Times of Gandalf the Beige (73 replies, posted in TheNextBigWriter Premium)
Since the shelter assigned my cat a random name recently that I don't like (Pentagon) and to which he doesn't answer anyway, I figure now's the best time to rename him (I get him back in about a week after some medical follow-up at the shelter):
Favorites among my family members so far:
Jaws - because he's the world's sweetest cat, likes to nibble my forearms ever so gently
Phantom - because he has an amazing stealth mode; either that or he can teleport at will
A few of my favorite fictional characters:
Gandalf - best Tolkien character
Connor - 14-year-old supernatural character at the heart of my Apocalypse trilogy
Apollo - my favorite character from Archangel Syndrome, my demented space opera; also 14 years old; heir to the violent, galactic Imperium Romanum; the neurotic but likeable son of Nero, a murderous psychopath
Professor - the Archangel Syndrome genius who created a sterilizing vaccine that caused the collapse of Earth's population to keep the planet from running out of trees for toilet paper; last seen time traveling to 1964 for a 3-hour cruise with Gilligan, where (ironically) there was no toilet paper
Suggested by Gemini for a really sweet cat (tongue in cheek):
Vlad the Impaler - really nasty piece of work from history
Cujo - Stephen King's rabid Saint Bernard
Shredder
Slasher
Killer
Other possibilities:
Furball
Sweet Pea
174 2025-08-25 23:24:31
Re: Using AI to do reviews? Please don't. (81 replies, posted in TheNextBigWriter Premium)
If members of TNBW are going to start relying on AI to do reviews, I think I'll bow out.
Randy, I think the discussion above morphed into one about whether writers (not reviewers) here should have access to an AI reviewer like the one on Booksie. Admittedly, I've yet to try it. I keep meaning to cross-post over there, but life keeps getting in my way.
The general consensus is that AI should not be used to generate reviews for others; that would make for a rather useless site. Writers can do that themselves. Using an AI to clean up chapters before posting them here is a no-brainer, though, for folks who don't have a good handle on grammar and punctuation. That way, reviewers here can focus on the story rather than writing mechanics.
I don't think there's anything wrong, though, with helping someone figure out how to use an AI to clean up a chapter before posting.
175 2025-08-25 04:47:15
Re: Using AI to do reviews? Please don't. (81 replies, posted in TheNextBigWriter Premium)
This reminded me of a song I learned in kindergarten fifty-five years ago. I never knew the name, just remembered one verse. I fed it into Gemini, and it said, "That's a classic!" and went on to name the song (The Austrian Yodeler) and explain some of the history. I'm so glad to be retired and not have to worry about competing with AI. Yeesh.