Just a little bit. :-)

I've taken to writing at night when Gandalf is asleep, but it has caused me to sleep in randomly in the morning, so he tends to get his first meal after I wake up. I turn over this morning upon waking, and discover him sitting at my face (an inch or two away) with a big goofy smile on his face. I check the time, and figure he must be hungry, so I say, "Okay, let's go." He jumps on my chest and walks across me (naturally), then plops down facing a drawer where I keep some of his toy springs (the ones he likes to hide during the day and pull out and smack around in the middle of the night when my neighbors and I are trying to sleep), and looks back at me expectantly. I don't know if it's a trend yet, but he's waited several times now to start breakfast until after I throw that first spring and it's in his possession. Part of me wants to throttle my contractor for showing Gandalf how much fun it is to play fetch with toy springs.

Little did I know... he managed to get one fang caught in his silicone collar. Ever try to free the fang of a writhing cat? Anyway, after I got it out, he left it alone for a few days, then tried again, and... almost got stuck again. I eventually discovered the collar in one room and him in the other. Clearly, an easy-to-clean, slightly stretchy, breakaway collar (with a bell!) is not the answer. He's back to "teleporting" directly behind me every chance he gets.

I did find a bed he likes, though, although I had to take out the fluffy pillow inside and replace it with his favourite sleeping surface: a slightly cool, reusable grocery bag over a lumpy surface. Go figure.

https://photos.app.goo.gl/GE7LDjxP5sttxQvZ9

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Welcome, Jon.

I haven't been posting for a while, but I still do volunteer user support here and check in regularly, so feel free to send me a connection request for private messaging, or post any questions or issues you may have to the Premium forum. Someone else may respond before I even see it.

If you haven't already, please check out an article I posted in the Premium forum on tips for getting the most reviews of your writing. It's pinned near the top of the forum, so you can't miss it.

It's a small site right now (we're rebuilding the membership after a major server crash and letting folks trickle out for too long), although a number of us have been writing and posting on the site for well over a decade. There are also writers here who have published repeatedly yet still give freely of their time.

I'm hoping to (finally) resume posting the second draft of my apocalyptic thriller, the Emissary, this month. It's part one of a trilogy that tells my fictional interpretation of the end of the world, hopefully in a way that readers will find interesting (it uses a Catholic setting and characters for authenticity much the way Dan Brown does, although he's a bit more successful - for now - lol).

Please check out the book's content summary and prologue to see if you'd like to trade reviews. The prologue is intentionally high octane, with an Indiana Jones-style opening that you may enjoy.

Regardless, I'm happy to answer any site/writing questions I can.

Sorry for the late welcome. Happy New Year!
Dirk

SolN wrote:

I'm going to make the logout problem a top initiative for January. Happy New Year everyone!

There are two logout problems, Sol:
1. We're still getting kicked out when using the forums. In K's case, he gets (was getting?) very little time to post something before being thrown out. It still happens to me too for longer posts, but I've taken to writing my posts offline before copying them here. Needless to say, it's silly to have to do that just to use our forums.
2. Bill and I get punted whenever we delete someone. It's been a while, so I can't recall if it also happens when you suspend someone (close their account). Bill's handled most of these this year.

Happy New Year!
Dirk

I think the word you're looking for, njc, is, "Wow!" You're amazing, Marilyn. Talk about stellar reviews.
Congratulations.

And Happy New Year!  :-)

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Merry Xmas, everyone.

Sorry, no all-inclusive "'Twas the Night Before Christmas" poem this year (too busy) except a few atrocious verses.
If you're still here next Christmas, you're fair game.

Special thanks to Bill for handling most of the spammers this year.

Dirk

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I have no long poem to share with you all,
My cat's been a drain on my time since the fall.
Chasing toy springs is all he will do,
Whining away if I don't play too.

Hide them he does, they're gone from my sight,
Then pulls them all out in darkest of night.
Annoy my dear neighbors he probably does,
Smacking the springs at walls, he just loves.

Meanwhile it was Bill who fought fake accounts,
Knocking them out in bigly amounts.
If only the site could blow them away,
Sans throwing him out along the damn way.

For George, I have this, since ask he did do,
A verse just for him of poetry poo.
Borrow I did from my cat's litter box,
Which stinks oh so high, like crap from an ox.

Gandalf is moping, lying right here,
As scribble I do this poem, my dear.
Next year I will try to read what you write,
For now, Merry Christmas; to all a good night.

And thank God I do that AIs can't write,
Works like this ditty, my garbage outright.
I claim I'm the author, the brain that produced,
Who else this can do? The mind of a goose?

It keeps up my skills, in what I know not,
But if nothing else, my mind will not rot.
Unless this is proof, already too late,
All is now hopeless, all as of this date.

Be afraid, Morag. Be very afraid! There are some with dark powers lurking about. :-)

Got em. Thanks, JR. I have to admit, this person is getting annoying.

Thanks,  Mitch.  She's gone, but will probably return. Bill had already closed a number of accounts belonging to her.

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To avoid derailing Whatta's (Mitch's) thread, I thought I'd respond to you here.

Instead of X days to play with the site, it could be done by counting the number of responses the person has received. If it's none, leave the account at premium until they get three responses (whether three responses to one posted work or to three works). If they never do, they'll disappear soon enough. Personally, I think it should simply be a month to try to system since, as you noted, not everyone dives in on day one. It's not like it's expensive for Sol to have a trial member in the system for longer than ten days.

I signed up for a Gemini Pro trial not long ago, and it runs for a year. Why force new/tentative members to rush this. People have lives.

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I see what you mean. Without clues It'd be hopeless. Best I could do would be to guess eagle for one of the two five-letter words, neither of which connects to anything else.

dagny wrote:

Dirk--
Name him anything. You'll probably have a nick for him, and that will be what he responds to.

You were right: Gandalf, KitKat, Sweet Pea, and Demon Spawn. :-)

I finally put a collar with a bell on the little phantom/teleporter. He used to be able to pop into our universe an inch behind me without making a sound.

Having seen enough cat videos in my time, it didn't surprise me a few weeks ago when Gandalf knocked over the new Christmas tree (assembled so I could verify the lights work), although he did it only minutes after I left the room. My boy is a quick study.

So, we secured the tree to two walls in the corner with picture hanging wire looped through a couple of hooks. One of the walls is only half-height (a "pony" wall?), and divides the entryway from the living room without blocking the view of either. It includes a flat "cap" for keys, wallet, gloves, etc. and serves as Gandalf's throne as he presides over the space.

This evening I hear him meowing from the living room, and when I check, he's on the cap, shaking the tree back and forth, trying to knock it down. That little stinker was doing it on purpose. I wish I had caught that on video. :-)

I can only imagine what he'll do to the decorations later this month.

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cross-o-saurus is excellent!
I also like cross-a-doodle as second choice (in lieu of crossadoodle).

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Anticross! tongue
I really like crossdoodle.

Picaword? Pickaword? Or other variants.
Guessaword? Etc.

Assuming the answer requires the user to guess or pick a word, check a thesaurus for other variants of those two words. Take your favourites, and append -aword, -aname, or some other relevant suffix to the end of it.

Or: Ask Gemini. :-)

Yes, although it was part of a prolonged chat that went into the weeds. Mine often answers the ways yours does.

God Uses Deception as a Judgment (Biblical Examples)
However, the Bible contains specific instances where God is depicted as the agent of deception against those who have already rejected the truth, often as a form of judgment. These passages are the foundation for the "ethically wrong" argument: 
Sending a Delusion: Paul writes that for those who refuse to love the truth, God will send them "a strong delusion, so that they may believe what is false" (2 Thessalonians 2:11). 
Deceiving Prophets: God is described as deceiving prophets who lead Israel astray as a judgment on the people who sought them out (Ezekiel 14:9; 1 Kings 22:23). 
The Hardening of the Heart: God "hardened" Pharaoh's heart, preventing him from agreeing to release the Israelites. This is a form of judicial action that prevents an already-willful person from seeing or accepting the truth.

Kdot wrote:

was writing a prophecy during the Middle Ages and was trying to keep from being burned at the stake for heresy for suggesting

Or... an alternative view is: One expects the author of the verse to die for the truth, not fib a little to escape his doom

Isn't that exactly what John of Patmos did?

>> What? Just a warning? No, it's definite.

In the meeting in the year 430 after Rome receives the documents supposedly written by Augustine on his deathbed, the Last Challenge is described as being about corruption in the Church. Specifically, Satan is said to have claimed in the late first century that, by the End Times, the Church will be so corrupt that Christ will not find even one priest worthy of Heaven. That ruse is used by Satan because it supports the narrative that the Emissary is holy and has come to purge the Church of corruption. In reality, it allows Connor to purge the Church of his enemies (real priests still dedicated to God).

So, when Satan, who is in the meeting as a corporeal, discusses the Last Challenge, he explains to the others that, since God accepted the Last Challenge, there is no way the existing ending of Revelation can describe what will actually happen since it does not account for the events related to the challenge. In fact, it was the existing ending of Revelation that led Satan to issue the challenge. He adds that, had it been mentioned in Revelation, along with the likely outcome (God wins), Satan would never have issued the challenge. So, regardless of what John of Patmos wrote, Satan would have done something different to try to "change" the ending.

So, were John's ending "real", Satan would have invalidated it simply by issuing the Last Challenge (assuming God accepted). Although there is precedent in the Bible to change a "prophecy" (the people of Nineveh escaped destruction in the Book of Jonah), for now, I'm going to have Satan go with the argument that Revelation's ending is just a warning, so i don't need to justify how my ending could possibly change one of the biggest prophecies in the Bible. Technically, one could argue that Jonah's prophecy was also just a warning, so no prophecy was actually altered.

How about if the verse says "He'll come back in the same way you have seen him go into heaven," and he returns as a boy (like my first draft)? He's still flesh, blood, and bone, which is what he was when he left. He's still God. He's just not yet an adult, which I believe is a requirement to satisfy some of the verses about his return, so the Second Coming might not begin until he grows up, floats up into the sky, and returns on a fluffy cloud with a host of angels.

Or, what if the author of your verse was writing a prophecy during the Middle Ages and was trying to keep from being burned at the stake for heresy for suggesting that he will return but not in this dimension? It would still be factual to write he will return. And since God never lies, the interpretation of that would be: God didn't lie. He spoke in riddles to confuse the "authorities." And if we get the interpretation wrong, that's our fault, not his. We're too limited to understand it all.

God's statement is factually correct. The Bible is full of verses that require careful interpretation to avoid misunderstanding their meaning. Revelation, itself, is drowning in figurative language that will never be understood with 100% certainty. Are those falsehoods? Satan is supposed to be brilliant. All he had to do was ask what that means. Being the arrogant s--t that he is, he assumed God intended to humiliate him rather than burn him. Even if Satan knew his fate might be a black hole, he at least has a chance to avoid that fate and end up ruling Earth. As opposed to being burned alive for eternity. If it were me, I'd go ahead with the challenge. The real reason it's not clearly spelled out is because I want to withhold that potential fate from the reader as a surprise for when it actually happens.

Notes r.e. the Last Challenge:

- There are actually two Last Challenges. The real one, which requires Connor to choose who to throw the dagger at, Christ or Satan. And the fake one, which supposedly involves the coming of the Emissary to purge the Church of corruption (in reality, to purge those who resist Connor), and create the Lambs of the Lord, which are youth priests and priestesses, who Connor would be able to manipulate more easily than adult priests.

- Why would Satan issue the Last Challenge? Because he's desperate to avoid burning for all eternity in the Lake of Fire. He has no choice. His plan is elaborate, including many contingencies in case things don't unfold as he expects. That includes insisting that if Christ wins the challenge, then both Satan AND Connor should be cast into the lake. Satan intends to make it almost impossible for Connor to throw the dagger at Satan.

- Why didn't John of Patmos mention the Last Challenge in Revelation since Satan does issue it? Because Satan only did so because he read Revelation (circa 100 CE) and saw he would burn forever. Had John written about it, including the likely ending (God wins), Satan would have had to come up with something else.

- Why would Satan believe he has a chance at winning the Last Challenge given that God is omniscient and accepted the challenge? Given that part of the stakes is that God, if he loses, has to return to the spirit realm and no one gets saved, Satan should reasonably expect to lose.

- Why would God agree to the Last Challenge? Because he wants Connor to come into existence and eventually become the Lesser King to rule and redeem the damned.

- God tells Satan there is a way for him to win the Last Challenge, although Satan will never realize that the answer is for him to demonstrate his (non-existent) love for Connor.
- God also tells Satan that if he issues the Last Challenge, regardless of whether he loses, Satan will not burn, which is true since his demise will have him on an asteroid spiraling into our central black hole. Instead, God tells him when Satan issued the challenge that he will in fact be given a kingdom of his own, whose size will be smaller than the smallest grain of sand in the universe. This is true since God is referring to the black hole. Satan interprets this potential outcome as figurative language for Satan being humiliated when God grants him a mere spec as a kingdom.
- And God tells him that He wants Connor (Satan's future son) to be the one to decide at whom to throw the supernatural dagger. Naturally, Satan jumps at this.

- The ending of Revelation (Satan et al are cast into the Lake of Fire) is merely a warning, not a certain outcome. In other words, change your ways, or this is what will happen to you. That's the other reason John didn't write about the challenge: Revelation is just a warning of what could happen, in this case of what could happen with no Last Challenge.

To be continued...

If he wanted. I suppose. Eden, in this case, is in a different dimension - still on Earth, but separate from the "fallen" part of our world. Gemini suggests that's a reasonable way to frame it since the geographic details given in the Bible about real-world rivers downstream from Eden are physically impossible in our dimension (those rivers don't have a common source).

Assuming Satan loses (what are the odds?), he and the rest of the demons will also end up in the "virtual" Lake of Fire, which consists of a burning pool somewhere in a cave in the Holy Land (the entrance to the lake), with a portal at the bottom, leading to the virtual LOF, including the Thousand Worlds (TW), the fallen Earth, and Sagittarius A*, the black hole at the center of the Milky Way.

Satan and co. will end up on an asteroid spiralling into the black hole. Most of the damned will end up on one of the TW, with varying degrees of harshness; you end up on a world commensurate with the gravity of your mortal sins (i.e., how much of a dick you were in life).

Connor also ends up in the LOF, but the portal brings him directly back to the fallen Earth of our dimension (e.g., just outside the cave with the burning pool, where he threw himself in). Like all the other damned, he can't go back through the portal and emerge in the cave, so he too, technically, is stuck forever in the virtual LOF, and fallen Earth becomes his base.

Remember Connor's background: He considers himself the son of Satan, which to a certain extent, he is; he was kidnapped by Satan and raised since infancy by him and his minions, indoctrinated into Satan's lies; and he's genetically bred with an overwhelming need to follow Satan, which he doesn't realize until the middle of book 2. All of that makes it plausible that he might throw the dagger at Christ.

The dagger was originally in Satan's possession. It was forged by God for Connor to wield, includes the word Antichristus engraved in the handle (i.e., it's clearly labelled for Connor), and it is delivered to Connor when he is stabbed with it at the Vatican.

If you believe that humans are the only sentient species in the universe made in God's image, then leaving Satan to rule it all is no big deal since everything is racing away from us anyway. God would be leaving Satan to rule the galaxy/universe, with no tech to get from star to star. The tech that Connor will eventually use to help him rule The Thousand Worlds won't exist if Satan wins. So really, he's just getting the Solar System.

God doesn't have to worry about the severity of the terms if Satan wins since Satan will never realize that he has to love Connor or at least pretend to in order to keep Connor from turning away from him.

God will leave Creation behind anyway, moving with those who are saved to Eden in a different dimension. Although the Earth will be renewed, it will be done for Connor to use as the heart of his kingdom and the seat of his throne.