Forget sharing. Gandalf likes to hog my side of the bed. Whenever there's an opening, he goes for it. Even when I pretend I'm going to lie on top of him, he doesn't buy it and doesn't like my attempts to push him out of the way. He also doesn't like being locked in my office (aka the cat shrine) for any amount of time while I do chores that require me to go in and out of the house. When I return to let him back out, he gives me the stink eye and complains until I apologize, meaning until I give him a treat.

I leave the door to my upstairs bathroom slightly open when I shower in case Gandalf has to use the facilities. Twice now, he's hopped onto the top of the bathtub and walked along the length of it, though outside the shower curtain. Each time, I'm reminded of Norman Bates (insert screetchy music) and laugh my --- off. Both times, he went so far as to come inside the curtain and walk along the back of the tub to where a bottle of body wash stands in the back corner, just so he can sniff it, looking to see if it's food (his favorite pastime). Once he's satisfied I'm not in there eating, he leaves. He had the same interest in my electric toothbrush initially; kept meowing because he wanted whatever it was I was eating. Once I showed him it was an inedible brush head, he was satisfied.

The cutest thing, though, is when he races me up or down the stairs. He waits to give me a head start, then makes the cat equivalent of a racing car noise (a long warbling meow) and zooms past me. The first time he did it, he shot between my legs as I was climbing. He doesn't understand that tripping your meal ticket down the stairs might interfere with his meal schedule.

Beige, actually. Orange cats are just rusty beige ones. :-) Albeit just as cute.

Gandalf does.

He already does sleep next to me. I could stop him from doing that, but I'm happy if he's happy. He has started nibbling a little harder on my skin, though, after I give him some chin and head scratches, which he loves (and requests). He's definitely not biting, but it is somewhat unpleasant.

Yup. I've seen it sometimes too. Rather than helpful chapter names, they're often reduced to naming each chapter n to "chapter n+1" because they haven't used the prologue choice in the pick list to denote an actual prologue.

Thanks, Marilyn.

I've been allergic to most fragrances for decades, so I only use unscented organic products.

I have two highly rated air purifiers in the upstairs bedrooms, but the bathroom is too small, with no outlets (it's an older townhouse) except by the sink, which are fully used. It may have stunk because he accidentally kicked one small "easter egg" out of the litter while trying to cover it, which I didn't see. It didn't smell nearly as much the next day when he covered it properly, although I now clean up the litter as soon as I see him go.

I'm glad to hear that wet food causes less of a smell. One cat-lover at the shelter said she stopped giving her cat dry food because it kept causing urinary issues, perhaps because her cat was dehydrated. And Gandalf doesn't like the dry food anyway. He'll happily ignore it unless he gets too hungry. He's always on the hunt for food (human or otherwise, lol), just not desperate enough to always eat his dry food. And I got him a couple of cat fountains for upstairs and downstairs that he really likes, so he's drinking quite a bit.

The shelter advised me to contact their vet to discuss his itchiness. I have to go there around Sept. 16 anyway for them to follow-up on other open medical issues, so they can look at it then. The weird thing is, he can reach both cheeks with his back paws to scratch with. I've seen him do it, which is what keeps me guessing. Perhaps he just prefers the way I scratch. tongue

I figured mixed food might be a culprit, but until the vet advises otherwise, they want me to keep him on the food approved by that same vet, most of which is mixed sources. I've already started stocking up on single-source wet food (Hills Science Diet). It seemed like common sense to me not to mix different protein sources for the same reason you noted.

The flea and tick medication they use is a prescription brand only available through vets here. The over-the-counter products here are rather pathetic based on the reviews. I've checked his fur for anything visible but saw nothing. He is one super-clean cat. Barely sheds too, except when stressed (the two times I picked him up from the shelter, after that very little).

He just planted his tiny heinie on my mousepad, so I'll end here.

My cat's cheeks seem to itch a lot; ditto his forehead, although less so. He approaches me easily ten times a day and pushes his cheeks against my hand, usually my fingertips/fingernails until I scratch him. I know cats have scent glands on their cheeks and forehead, but this seems like more than marking me with his scent. Is his behavior excessive? I'm wondering if he may have allergies. He's been treated for ticks and fleas.

Thanks
Dirk

Tamsin Liddell wrote:
Dirk B wrote:

The cat litter the shelter asked me to use (since he's still their cat for the moment) is environmentally friendly and pet friendly, but it's not very good for masking #2. Yeesh!

I have had decent luck with Arm & Hammer. We're using FelinePine right now, but Naturals was decent as well.
Of course, it may also be that I've had housecats for, godess, 40 years consecutive now? I don't notice it so much anymore, maybe.

Thanks, Tamsin. I have a large supply of Tidy Cats Lightweight Unscented waiting in the wings. I opened a large bucket of a Tidy Cats scented product, and practically choked, the fragrance was so intense. Fortunately, the shelter was able to use it.

Ask, and ye shall receive. Please let me know if the link doesn't work. It was generated by Google and points into one of my photo albums. The weird URL is a Google thing; goo.gl is one of its domains.
https://photos.app.goo.gl/M85Edr2WJcPHfmom6

Perhaps I should have named him Mazda ("zoom zoom") instead. He gets a serious case of the zoomies at night between midnight and 1 AM. I didn't realize it previously because I originally kept him locked in my office until I could make the rest of the house cat-safe. At the time, I figured his nightly escapades were just him being frustrated at being locked in the office, although it's huge and has become a cat paradise.

Once I let him out into the rest of the house, I saw his first zoomie. He yowled and took off for the opposite side of the house. When I called him, he looked back, and because I had most of the lights off, his eyes looked completely black (from widened pupils), which freaked me out for a moment. I wondered if I was adopting a demonic cat. An angel by day; demon-spawn by night. There may be a short story there. :-)

And for those who don't know, carnivore poop stinks to high heaven. If he goes at night in the litter box in the bathroom, I have to get up and deal with it right away, otherwise the whole floor stinks. The cat litter the shelter asked me to use (since he's still their cat for the moment) is environmentally friendly and pet friendly, but it's not very good for masking #2. Yeesh!

Having now briefed you all on my cat's bowel movements, I'll allow you to proceed with breakfast. Bon appetit! :-)

Congratulations to the winners. There were a lot of great stories submitted.

Below is what I posted regarding points when Sol made the change in April to pay more points (there was no change to how much it cost to post). I tested those numbers. I never did get around to updating the linked post with the points math for poetry, though....

https://www.thenextbigwriter.com/forums … ntest.html

I'll have a look at your numbers for you soon.

We needed to incentivize existing members to read the work of new members, hence the new member bonus. It really shouldn't be necessary to incentivize people to read new material since the author will no doubt ask you to do so if you review something old. Also, new stuff appears on your home page as they post it, so we tend to default to those unless we're still reviewing something old for them, assuming they still need the feedback. If in doubt, ask.

And you have several options for dealing with old stories in your own portfolio. When I finished writing the first draft of "The Rise of Connor" and wanted to stop new readers from starting to read it, I simply deactivated a bunch of opening chapters and added a note to content summary, steering them to v2.

I didn't want to take the whole thing down right away because some of my reviewers hadn't reached the end. That's still the case in a couple of instances because members come and go as life dictates, so I'm leaving it up for when some of those folks return but I moved it to the end of my portfolio.

Funny thing about Booksie. That's Sol's other site, which is where most of the new development goes.

Yes, it's possible to do that, but it would be rather pointless. Here's why: The points system used to be a lot more onerous. You had to read roughly 5 words for every 1 that you wanted to post. The new ratio is only 3 to 1. That means you only need to trade reviews with three other people on a regular basis (assuming everyone's posts are generally of similar length) in order to keep posting your own material.

Since most people try to have many more regular reviewers than that (often six or more) in order to get the most value out of the site, points are quickly irrelevant. Their main value at this point is to keep people off the site who just want free feedback without bothering to do any work at all. You could post War & Peace here, but if you don't maintain regular reviewers, you'll be hard pressed to get more than a handful of reviews before interest in your posts fizzles.

Also everyone is too honorable to ever try anything that devious. ;-)  But bless your devious heart for having figured that out as quickly as you did. :-)

That's hilarious!

Gandhi? tongue

We have a winner: Gandalf the Beige

You folks have some cool cat names. And the sheer number of cats you've owned or own is impressive.

Thanks to all for the suggestions.
Dirk

P.S. Saw a video last night of a cat running up a screen door. Another tried running up a wall. Those are some serious zoomies! Things to look forward to. smile

Mine got the zoomies, although he went into hunting mode and started stalking/pouncing on non-existent prey. This is after I thought I had worn him out with a laser pointer. He went nuts for the little red dot.

Guardian of the Dead? Only if he hordes dead mice.

>>when he’s hanging from your curtains like Spider-Man at a crime scene
That sounds like Gumdrop, the cat I originally intended to adopt until he wore me out in a fifteen minute meet and greet. LoL. I would have had to rename him E=mc^2 because his energy level was so crazy high it was bounding, leaping, shedding proof of Einstein's equation. Oddly, though, Gumdrop regularly defied the laws of gravity. smile

LoL. Thanks, Dagny. Great to hear that cats will answer to several names. Most humans won't even do that. smile
I'm definitely leaning toward Phantom, though I may call him Jaws when he's nibbling on someone. tongue
My niece likes Jaws, so I'll keep that as a nickname.

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Your ditty could be considered offensive to animal lovers.
Glass houses, George... ;-)

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May your fingers soar
And your kittens roar.
May your horses neigh
And your donkeys bray.
May your cats use litter
That reeks not bitter.
May your doggies poop
Where you need not stoop.
May your emus race
At your husband's pace.
May your grill find heaven
That is numbered seven.
May your trees stand tall
And then never fall.
May all storms be weak
Seven days a week.
May all hunted game
Outwit those who aim.
May the animals charge
All gun toters at large.
May your days be merry
And all end with sherry.

Kdot wrote:

Dog

In English? Pffft!
Canis!

Turns out he's actually beige. It's the weird lighting that makes him look orange.

Tamsin Liddell wrote:
Dirk B wrote:

to which he doesn't answer anyway,

He's a cat. That's their thing. Get used to it.

Dirk B wrote:

I figure now's the best time to rename him

Over the years, my cats have been named:

  • Jinx

  • Bandit

  • Smokie

  • Whiskers

  • Odysseus/Odie

  • Nostradamus/Nos

  • Hel

  • Esmeralda Weatherwax/Esme

  • Greebo

  • Blue

  • Broccoli

  • Hope

  • Sam

  • Elliott

  • Prince

  • WB (pronounced Wub)

  • Crowley

  • Castiel

  • Rayne

  • Beans

  • Ajax

Yes, most were indoors only.
No litters, though three pairs were/are siblings.
Most I've had at one time was 7. Current is 5.

You and Marilyn should compare notes if you haven't already. She's probably had dozens of cats over the years in her animal sanctuary.

Hi Tamsin. I got it too. I emailed Sol about it overnight. He should see it soon if he hasn't already.
I was able to force my way past the error using Edge, but not using Chrome.