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K appears to be winking in and out of our universe. I find conversations where he is being addressed, but when I look for his posts, they're not there. It's possible Professor Hinkley's time machine has disrupted the spacetime continuum. Perhaps K (aka Gilligan aka guy with the cool hat) has always been in 1966, sending us posts from his smartbanana while his head rests in the lap of a beautiful woman. The only question left to be answered is: Ginger or Maryanne? The camera pans up from K to follow the curvaceous outline of his buxom paramour. The neck comes into view, thrice encircled by glittering diamonds. We move up over the chin to the full mouth with ruby lips surrounding pearl-white teeth, so perfect they could be ... dentures? WTF? Mrs. Howell, K?!

Pffft. Wait until the Almighty reigns down his righteous fire of destruction on your pathetic literary spawns of Satan. Hallelujah!

Harder.

This I like. Who is Jaylene, btw? Your summary is worded as if we should already know her.

Here's a variant:

In Dictates of Faith, one in a series of four books, a character named Jaylene is brought back to life by her goddess to unravel a mystery where magic is real and even the gods are in danger.

I like the first four. Based on the last one, though, that book must really suck. Also, it's "nova" fire, but I quibble.

Apparently, I need two sentences as well:

I occasionally kill my main characters only to show later why they're still alive. K prefers actually killing his characters only to resurrect them later, no matter how mangled they were. K i m b e r l y  R o s e got nuked and was still able to give birth to a live baby.

As others have said, versioning is the way to "republish" work on the new site. I use it quite a bit. You can have many versions of the same chapter, usually as a way to hang onto old reviews associated with prior versions of the same chapter. For the most part, the workflow is similar to adding a new chapter, beginning with the Add Chapter step. When you reach the page where you specify the chapter number and chapter notes, choose the same chapter number as the one you want to replace, but increase the version number. As you follow the wizard, you'll have a chance to publish the new version, make it active, and make the older version inactive. If you want, you can keep older versions active as well, assuming you want feedback comparing the versions.

Rindfleischetikettierungsueberwachungsaufgabenuebertragungsgesetz - meaning "law delegating beef label monitoring" - was introduced in 1999 in the state of Mecklenburg-Western Pomerania.

Brings Google Translate to its knees.

I now return this thread to its rightful owner, Professor Hinkley.

Not sure about CTD and CCFCCP, but I'm 95% sure Google Translate got this one right:
    Seine Hoheit , Kaiser Norton I. von den Vereinigten Staaten und Mexiko
or (slightly tweaked):
    Seine Hoheit , Kaiser Norton der Erste von den Vereinigten Staaten und Mexiko.

Common sense suggests that I, II, III, etc. are used after names in German as in English, although I never came across an instance in my Donald Duck comics. That said, I think "der Erste" sounds more cool, especially for a highborn.

Since you insist, veruekt is roughly crazy or nuts. Scheisse is poop.  In the sentence above, possible translations for scheissveruekten would be bloody or damn (i.e. every bloody Saturday). I'm not aware of any special function for "ver", but my German is limited to basic conversations.

Dieser Scheisse schreibt sich einfach selbst is: this sh*t just writes itself.