Memphis Trace wrote:
vern wrote:

Hell, it's been that way in Word since I started using it about fifteen years ago -- they didn't ban it or anything but just in a round about way told you it was stupid to waste all that extra effort. Running my own business I was always one for efficiency. Not sure why you needed two spaces anyway other than perhaps it evolved in the typesetting for printers. As the old saying goes, good riddance. But before I get yelled at, if you want to keep using two spaces you can still do so. You don't have to correct flagged errors. And I doubt anyone will notice either way. Take care. Vern

I have it on good authority that the killer pandemic uncannily targets double spacers. That lends credence to the conspiracy theorists who believe Covid-19 was lab-created to target older folks and reduce the load on the Social Security and Medicare funds. Almost all double spacers are old and spend 12% of their writing time hitting the space bar.

It makes scientific sense to me that Covid-19 could get fogies who strike the space bar twice after each sentence. More contacts with the biggest typewriter key by the thumb which is the digit seniors use to pick their noses with when not being watched.

If you are still a double spacer, wipe your keyboard with Clorox Wipes before each writing session and wear latex gloves you will have to take off to get a good grip on boogers.

Memphis Trace

And now we know the rest of the story, lol. Take care.

Hell, it's been that way in Word since I started using it about fifteen years ago -- they didn't ban it or anything but just in a round about way told you it was stupid to waste all that extra effort. Running my own business I was always one for efficiency. Not sure why you needed two spaces anyway other than perhaps it evolved in the typesetting for printers. As the old saying goes, good riddance. But before I get yelled at, if you want to keep using two spaces you can still do so. You don't have to correct flagged errors. And I doubt anyone will notice either way. Take care. Vern

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0G6F0pyaT7c

Take care. Vern

Also, if anyone has entered more than two stories, you should choose which TWO you want to remain in the contest and use the "Quit Contest" to remove the others from the contest. I just quit one of mine. Otherwise, your last two entries will be the ones judged. Just in case anyone forgot. Take care. Vern

Don't know of any way to delete them all at once, but then I don't know why it's necessary either. They are in chronological order (or you can list them that way) so it's not like you have to search for the latest ones. Just saying. At any rate, you should have plenty of time during the "lockdown" to get rid of them. Take care. Vern

Hello, RK, looks and sounds pretty impressive. Actually, made me want to see the movie, lol. Good luck. Take care. Vern

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_xd5jG3JTA

This one seems to fit the mood during these semi-shut-in times. I auditioned this for America's Got Talent several years ago and changed the words to fit in with the audition. Of course they warn you not to be original but what the hell, it seemed like a good idea at the time. They had told us the audition would only last ninety seconds so I figured they would stop me before I got too far in, but unfortunately they didn't stop me and I got a bit nervous and forgot the words about halfway through, lol. This is how I rewrote the words:

Before the AGT audition
I couldn’t find a way to hold my head that didn’t hurt
But the chorus I sang for breakfast wasn’t bad
So I did one more for dessert
Then I fumbled in the closet through my clothes
And found my blackest lucky shirt
Then I looked in the mirror and pumped myself
And sauntered down the stairs to meet the day.

I’d agonized the night before
With doubts of which song I’d be pickin’
But I practiced this little one
Strummin’ on an air guitar that I was stickin’
Then I walked into that little room
And I could almost taste the friction
And it reminded me of those nerves I’d lost
Somewhere, somehow along the way
Oh, that AGT audition
I’m praying, Lord, that I’ll get through
‘Cause there’s something ‘bout those judges
That gets a fellow feeling blue.
And there’s nothing short of dying
That’s half as lonesome as the sound
Of listening to your heartbeat
Waiting for the AGT hammer to come down, hmm, hmm, hmm

Take care. Vern

Memphis Trace wrote:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXfltmzRG-g

Memphis Trace

LOL. Not Shane, but funny as hell. Take care. Vern

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Anybody who believes PeePee Trump after more than 16,000 lies has a gullibility issue to say the least.  Glad you're one of the survivors. Take care. Vern

John has posted a short list of songs to entertain during the Coronavirus quarantine listed in the "short story" link:
https://www.thenextbigwriter.com/postin … ongs-26755

I'm adding a random short list from my hundred or so preferences and encourage each of you to join suit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnF1QiZx9iM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJZi0Vbu0AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3BuITOx3Cs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhEaHcQgyLs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZoEwR9_Sy_M

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKFx0MMqb48

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewiodUlKey4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKC9N3o … mp;index=1

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waLzM9ECEP8

Take care. Vern
PS: Hope the links work. They don't always for some reason. Edited for an addition.

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Writing is all in the eyes of the reader. For each of us there is a time and a market for the eyes which behold the talent before them. Take care. Vern

We're like political candidates arguing about the "write" way to do this or that when we are actually all arguing for the same thing which is to get the damn story done and over with and hopefully published. When all is said and done, the author will heed whatever advice suits their vision and the reviewer will give whatever advice they think might help under the circumstances -- it may or may not, but the effort is valuable and hopefully appreciated and not denounced as some evil editor bound to keep their story off the shelves. We can learn and ignore with wisdom or simply ignore the rules and sound advice of others. And that's the truth, phtttt. Take care. Vern

Marilyn Johnson wrote:
Memphis Trace wrote:

Kill the apostrophe
https://slate.com/human-interest/2013/0 … nding.html

MT

  All I can say in order to end this rant I've found myself riled up about is I've lived too fucking long.

MJ

Rants are good, they keep us moving. To not rant once in a while is to not care one way or the other. Take care. Vern

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Marilyn Johnson wrote:
vern wrote:

I guess I was the only one who responded to her email and received the grand prize of a thousand dollars. Now, what to do with it.

Go figure! Some people just have all the luck!  Have you considered Happy Hour down at the local karaoke joint?

Good idea. I'll buy everyone a peck of tomatoes, lol. Take care. Vern

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I guess I was the only one who responded to her email and received the grand prize of a thousand dollars. Now, what to do with it. Perhaps that could be the next contest theme. Well, it could happen. Did you have second thoughts just for an instant, lol. Take care. Vern

Drifters

Buddha

Temple; Tapes

Me: VD, no excuse me, CD

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I work hard to make Heinlein happy, Take care. Vern

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Congrats, MJ, good news for the soul goes with the soup. Take care. Vern

Clarification --- about my use of PeePee in these threads. I assumed my past use was enough but my assumption was wrong. So,
                       PeePee = PP = Putin's Puppet = Trump. And now you know the rest of the story. Take care. Vern

Orange-head

PeePee -- hey, it is what it is.

PeePee

Congrats! Take care. Vern