Dirk B. wrote:

Imagine the number of people who are now going to go to zoos and start swearing around parrots. I'm going to need to incorporate this into the next draft of Galaxy Tales. My future society has a serious taboo against swearing in the Elite Tongue. Doing so is like having a naked Neanderthal at a state dinner. Naturally, my MCs drop a few F-bombs (all caps!) in Elite. Now add the birds. :-)

I want credit.

Rachel Parsons wrote:

Someone in Hawaii taught Mina birds or parrots to yell the name of someone he didn't like along with a predicate, "is an A**hole." Soon all over the islands were these birds yelling it.

Omg that's crazy.

B Douglas Slack wrote:

Polly wants a WHAT?

Bill

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Zoo Removes Group Of Parrots Because They Kept Cussin’ At Visitors

BY Christina Calloway
30 September 2020

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A UK zoo removed a group of parrots from view because they kept cussing at the zoo's visitors.

TSR Shady Species: You know what it is, 2020 just gon’ keep 2020ing. At a zoo in the UK, a group of parrots have been removed after repeating obscene language at visitors.

Lincolnshire Wildlife Park received the birds back in August and quarantined them together in the same room, according to Fox News. It sounds like the park’s staff wasn’t prepared for the parrots bringing out the worst in each other.

“But, just by coincidence, we took in five in the same week and because they were all quarantined together it meant that one room was just full of swearing birds,” chief executive officer Steve Nichols told the Lincolnshire Live, noting the park employees “always find it very comical when they do swear at you. The more they swear the more you usually laugh which then triggers them to swear again.”

After the brief quarantine, the birds were put out for view of guests, assuming the cussing would stop. But it didn’t take long before the birds were yakking it up saying all  kinds of crazy stuff to people.

“Literally within 20 minutes of being in the introductory, we were told that they had sworn at a customer, and for the next group of people, all sorts of obscenities came out,” Nichols told Lincolnshire Live.

While customers were entertained by the parrots’ language, park workers were concerned about children visitors and decided to move the birds out of view.

So in other words, the parrots weren’t thrown back out into the wild and they still have a home at the zoo.

“We put them in an off-shore enclosure with the intention that hopefully they will start learning the other parrot’s noise that are around,” he said. “What we will do now is release them out but in separate areas so at least if they do swear it is not as bad as three or four of them all blasting it out at once,” he added.

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Thank you, Alan!
Congratulations Bobbie and Marilyn! Your stories rocked!

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jack the knife wrote:

Movie theaters were already in trouble before the epidemic. One major chain had declared bankruptcy. I don’t think they’ll recover. Bad for teenagers looking for a reasonable excuse for a date, but probably good for everybody else. Streaming venues are the future. Get yourself a huge TV and create your own theater experience. Don’t have a room large enough? Drive-in theaters are making a comeback!

OR
Get an Oculus Go, a virtual reality machine costing about 300 bucks. Then load a home theater program and you got the big screen experience without leaving your home. The Go is rechargeable, the battery last about 2 and one half hours, or the average time of a movie. The only drawback is if you want to watch it with someone, they have to have the headset, too.

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Dirk B. wrote:

Thanks, JP. I'm glad to see there is so much agreement on this subject. Caps it is.

I just logged on to reverse my advice, because I, while working on an idea, realized I was wrong when I capitalized the word Visitors when referring to a group of individuals. As soon as I did it, I thought, hmmm...this is what Dirk was talking about! And I was wrong.
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Dirk B. wrote:

I'm just editing my chapters, and one of my reviewers suggested that exorcist should lowercase in the following sentence:

“Where is your God now, Exorcist?”

Which is correct? If the person were addressing a priest, the word Father would be capitalized. An exorcist is simply a priest with specialized training and duties. I should add that the person being addressed is not actually a real exorcist. The demon addressing him is using the term derisively, hence the italics.

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Dirk,
You would not capitalize it as it is not a title like Pastor, Reverend, Doctor or Pastor.
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I think the best thing about that article is the fact that millennials read more than any other generation. Other than that, I am like the JP and Bill, I don't fit into any category. I listen to books and thanked GOD for Kindles which meant I could carry every book I owned around with me, instead of storing them in boxes or lining them up in bookcases, making them just something else I have to dust. I haven't bought a physical book in a few years.
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Dirk--
I don't know if you can get this on Canadian Netflix, but I highly recommend the series Cobra Kai, a companion series to the original Karate Kid.

Like everyone this year, I am looking for mind numbing comfort food TV that will distract me from having to stay home. When I saw ads for this series, I thought, okay this will be a predictable walk down memory lane with grown up Daniel. I envisioned him being a mini Mr Miyagi wisely coaching kids in the Miyagi method of karate, they will confront bad guys and win.

But I was wrong. Daniel is not a 'nice' guy, but a rabid capitalist bent on revenge as soon as his old nemesis Johnny resurfaces. Johnny hasn't changed, he's still a bully, but he is starting to deal with his past and make some changes. The whole first season is an exploration of how these two men ended up where they are in life and how it effects their families.

So...If you want to watch something a little familiar but takes you off road, this is a good series to waste your time on.

The episodes are only 28 minutes long, seasons 1 and 2 are streaming now, season three is coming 2021.

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jack the knife wrote:

stop making  perfect the enemy of the good.

My favorite sentence fragment ever!
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I want to clarify that I didn't think John, or any member of TNBW, only has one book in them. What I meant in the first part of my post is that often the work that is published isn't the work that was written, even classics were edited. The part of my post about the authors who are famous for one book was meant to show that even though they only wrote one book, they are known by that work, where other authors of multiple works languish unknown.

I agree with you, too, Jack..

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John Hamler wrote:

Thanks, everybody. In all honesty, I guess I just needed to whinge for some validation for a minute. Vern and Memphis were kindly and supportive and, as usual, Temple managed to cut to the bone.

Cheers

John--

The Great Gatsby was a novel cobbled together, combining some of F. Scott Fitzgerald's older unpublished work in a new plot. To Kill a Mockingbird was not so much Harper Lee's grand vision but that of her editor who took out the racially insensitive bits and edited it into the classic it is today. JD Salinger, Truman Capote and Proust only had one good book in them.

They were great writers but they all limitations, and so do you.

My advice to you, if you want to be happy, is write because you love telling a story. Write because you love the process, the thinking up the plot, the writing it down, the editing it until it's perfect. Write because it is the thing you love to do and you don't care what anyone else thinks.

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Of course, now that you've solved the problem, I chime in. My Word, which is associated with Microsoft 365, a subscription service, saves all my stuff to a cloud. You might look into that. I live in fear that something might happen to this site...zombie apocalypse, maybe...and I'll lose everything. Having it on a third storage site that is independent of TNBW and my computer is an added layer of protection.
Here's the link...take a look and see if it's something you might like: https://www.microsoft.com/en-us/microso … 26153123:s
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jack the knife wrote:
Dirk B. wrote:

Jack, what version of Word are you using? I've rarely had problems with Word 2007 and, more recently, Word 2019. For what it's worth, I use CTRL-V to paste my Word content directly into the TNBW text field. If I'm editing an existing chapter, I use CTRL-A, then CTRL-V. I never use the popup window.

Dirk, I use Word 2007 too. But I’ll try your technique of avoiding the pop-up window. There didn’t used to be that window. Thanks!

Jack,
You might want to update to Microsoft 365, it is a subscription service, 10.00 a month. I use it and it's such good tool.
https://www.microsoft.com/en-us/microso … :primaryr1
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I used to have a problem with transferring my work from word to the site, but little by little, Word updated, the site updated, and about two years ago I stopped having a problem. I don't know if that helps anyone, it's just my experience.

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I am wondering about our new normal as a nation and how it will effect my stories set in the present. Should I mention masks, unemployment? Should my characters voice opinions about the situation or would that be author intrusion? And what about masks, standing six feet away from another person when talking, or greeting with a nod and not a kiss on the cheek, or a handshake?

What about my responsibility as an American? Should my characters express fear, wallow in depression? Or should they express hope and pride in American exceptionalism? Should my characters suffer though lay offs and food bank lines? Should they work from home? Talk about how it is to be stuck there?

I have a more pressing problem; I write crime fiction and right now the crime rate is pretty low. Will anyone believe that my criminal endangered his life to commit a crime?

Or would it just be easier to postdate the story prepandemic?

I know I'm not the only one up against this. I'd like to hear what you have to say about it.
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Congratulations to Catherine and Bobbie! And thanks for the quickies telling me my little story had placed, that's how I found out! It was an honor to compete with so many good story tellers, and humbling to win. I want to thank Sol, too, for holding these contests, I think they make me a better writer.
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Ray-- I am so glad you're out of the hospital and on the mend. I am sending you good positive energy, and prayers to God for you. Stay strong!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNIZofPB8ZM
ultimate social distancing anthem

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Dirk B. wrote:

It was a tongue-in-cheek post, dagny, although I am fascinated by how much activity those two little space characters have generated in this thread. Please, all, do continue. This is a welcome break from Netflix's V Wars, my dwindling investments and toilet paper supply, and round-the-clock coronavirus news.

I knew it! You brat!
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Temple Wang wrote:

    It’s a tempest in a teacup.

This reminds me of when my kids learned something new in school, like the earth revolves around the sun and I had to act surprised to hear it.

Dirk's experience with Word is a lot different than mine. I've been using Word for 29 years and from his post I gather he's just moving to a Word program from a typewriter, maybe, and just discovered his double spacing habit would be flagged.

While I am surprised that Dirk even mentioned something I learned 29 years ago, I have to remember he just discovered it and to him it's a big deal.

Now, I could be mistaken and Dirk is just trying to start a conversation, if that's the case, never mind. I am just as bored as the rest of you and this 'tempest in a teacup...' got my mind on something else for a while.

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I don't remember the last time I doubled spaced after the end of a sentence. I think I stopped the first time I used Word. BTW the new Word has a grammar function now. No worries about where a comma, period or semi colon goes any more! Also it will clean up your writing by highlighting extra words you don't need.
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njc wrote:

https://mobile.twitter.com/martingeorge … 6119816192

You may have to reload to make it work.

A masterpiece! Made me laugh out loud, NJC, thank you!
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Five minutes of pure funk:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1F0lBnsnkE

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Max Boyce wrote:

And there were those outbreaks in the plague years, for instance, 1603 in London. Shakespeare ever wrote or placed his work in the plague years, and yet it was all around him. He rarely mentioned the plagues in his works. Covid-19 is our plague, and I can hardly wait for the deluge of the good, the bad, and the ugly social-distancing romance masterpieces wherein the guy kinda gets the girl. LOL.

If you search for literary works and popular films in the plague years, you'll read about many playwrights who were stuck at home writing furiously to fill the lonely hours between marathon binges of Netflicks, Zoon, Instagram, and gorging on HomeFresh meals, lol.

https://quod.lib.umich.edu/e/eebo/a2009 … ;view=text

THE VVONDERFULL YEARE, 1603, is beautiful prose to fill your reading time. The beauty of life between the plagues and quarantines is what we may all experience in the coming years. Smallpox, measles, and dozens maybe hundreds of unknown antigens (peptide, protein, whole-cell, small molecule, etc.).  These antigens over the centuries have ravaged and murdered millions but also strengthened our immune systems to make it what it is today.

Need some great reading, try reading an excellent textbook about the immune system or cell biology. WOW, it will blow your mind when you start seeing the complexities of evolution at that level. I have MMN, so I know the immune system like the back of your hand, lol. Call it research for your next novel. The medical thriller genre and covid-19 will be the next big write in every genre.

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