Dirk B wrote:

Ask, and ye shall receive. Please let me know if the link doesn't work. It was generated by Google and points into one of my photo albums. The weird URL is a Google thing; goo.gl is one of its domains.
https://photos.app.goo.gl/M85Edr2WJcPHfmom6

What a sweetheart! Welcome to the world of orange cats!
dags smile

Dirk B wrote:

Perhaps I should have named him Mazda ("zoom zoom") instead. He gets a serious case of the zoomies at night between midnight and 1 AM. I didn't realize it previously because I originally kept him locked in my office until I could make the rest of the house cat-safe. At the time, I figured his nightly escapades were just him being frustrated at being locked in the office, although it's huge and has become a cat paradise.

Once I let him out into the rest of the house, I saw his first zoomie. He yowled and took off for the opposite of the house. When I called him, he looked back, and because I had most of the lights off, his eyes looked completely black (from widened pupils), which freaked me out for a moment. I wondered if I was adopting a demonic cat. An angel by day; demon-spawn by night. There may be a short story there. :-)

And for those who don't know, carnivore poop stinks to high heaven. If he goes at night in the litter box in the bathroom, I have to get up and deal with it right away, otherwise the whole floor stinks. The cat litter the shelter asked me to use (since he's still their cat for the moment) is environmentally friendly and pet friendly, but it's not very good for masking #2. Yeesh!

Having now briefed you all on my cat's bowel movements, I'll allow you to proceed with breakfast. Bon appetit! :-)

You know we NEED a picture! smile

George FLC wrote:

Great job everyone. These contests are fun. Let's keep on doing them.

With a larger word count... smile  smile  smile

Good work everyone! Congratulations to you all!
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Dirk

MaCATma Gandhi...

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Dirk--
Name him anything. You'll probably have a nick for him, and that will be what he responds to. Our cat Lilah will also answer to Princess and pretty girl. And don't let him fool you, he knows his name. I can call our cat Freddy from upstairs to bring me his ball, and he'll arrive with ball...in 30m...

Anyway, I am so excited for you and jealous too!

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Dirk--
I was the reviewer who used Chat GPT for Steven's 11th chapter of his book. The reason I used AI is because I ran into an offensive joke in his text. I knew the moment I read that joke I would not like the rest of the chapter no matter how good it was. I owed him a review and did the only fair thing I could think of: impartial third-party review.
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Proceeds will go to Marilyn's animal sanctuary if I could only find the email address. :-)

Dirk, anyone who cares about animals as much as you and Marilyn, has a special place in heaven. You Canadians are sooooooo nice...no wonder some people want Canada to be the 51st state. big_smile

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I knew when I read Dirk's entry it would probably win, such a sweet story. Congratulations to all the winners! And thank you Sol for these limited word and prompted contests, they've made me a better writer.
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Dirk B wrote:
dagny wrote:

Just remember to breathe,
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But ... but ... what about all those microplastics floating around in the air outside? smile

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While I don’t want to stifle your expressions of anger and outrage, I don’t want you to spiral down into hopelessness.

These are the strong men Trump admires and wants to emulate:

Orban-Hungary pop. 9.6m
Erdogan-Turkey pop. 86m
Putin-Russia pop. 146m

If you divide the populations in half to account for the very young and very old, you’ll get:
Hungary 4.5
Turkey 43m
Russia 73m

The combined adult population of Hungary, Turkey, and Russia is approximately 120.5 million. In comparison, half of the United States' population of 343 million is about 171 million. This means the United States has around 50 million more adults than these three countries combined.

Smaller populations are easier to manage. Especially when they do not have America’s 248-year history of freedom and democracy.

Trump has failed at everything he’s ever done. Do you really think he can control 171 million people? Even if the 76m people who voted for him accept him as a dictator, that leaves over 100 million people that fiercely believe in democracy.

I hope that helps you. If you need more encouragement you can tune into the Rachel Madow show on MSNBC and listen to Keith Olbermann’s podcast Countdown. They saved my sanity 2016-20.

And to answer your question, ‘Who should the democrats run in 2028?’
Bill Gates

Just remember to breathe,
dags smile

We’ll be destroyed by midterms. Look how much damage he has done in 6 days. I hope we even have an election in midterm.

The election framework in this country is enshrined in the Constitution. To amend it two thirds of congress has to vote for the amendment. Getting rid of elections would take an abandonment of the Constitution, because two thirds of congress will never vote for that.
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On a more hopeful note, if the democrats take over the Senate and the House in the midterms, they can impeach Trump again. And this time they can remove him. Either that or block every policy change, judicial and departmental appointee.
Don't give up on Democracy yet.

dags smile

Cookbooklady--

I think I speak for everyone, you're free to say whatever you want in this club, and you will not be censored, and we will not shut down because someone says something we disagree with.

I can't believe that asshat would do anything to delay cancer trials. I hope he's not that stupid. What can you do? Write your congressman, your senator, your governor and tell them how this is affecting your life. Get others in your cancer groups to do the same. And don't let up until you have an answer. Write Rachel Madow at Rachel@msnbc.com and tell her exactly what you told us. She's really into women's health. Get others in your group to do the same thing. Tell her you just want answers.

I'd hoped that I wouldn't get angry reading these posts, but this really pissed me off.

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Music to ease the anxiety of our American brethren before Sol closes this thread and banishes me (my fault for derailing my own thread with a snarky political joke):

I didn't know so many on this site were this upset (as they should be.) Maybe it's time to create a club where the right and left can vent. Like: No Rules Cafe...so that they can keep it out of the forum.
Just a thought.

BTY Dirk, and I am being serious not snarky. All the music in the world could not stop 1930s Germany.

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Dirk B wrote:

It occurs to me that if Donald tells his legions that the vaccine contains the disinfectant, he suggested people inject, far more folks would be vaccinated. Of course, then RFK Jr. would have come along and revealed to people that the manufacturers, all of whom are secretly working for the Chinese government, are leaving out the Lysol for batches of vaccine going to red states. But once they're wise to the conspiracy, MAGA will storm Costco locations throughout the blue states, looking for Lysol. And if they run out, they can inject the highest quality maple syrup imported from the Union's newest northern member state.

The South shall rise again!

Dear Dirk,
First, glad you are vaccinated! I had light covid symptoms when I caught it because I was vaccinated. I hope you'll get to feeling better soon, alcohol in hot tea would not be a bad idea.
Okay, I want you to know more than half of America does not want to seize Canada for its oil. We also don't want Greenland for its oil and rare minerals. We also believe in science, civil rights for EVERYONE and upholding the constitution. The next president is not interested in his constituent's welfare as most of his agenda will hurt them the most.
Dirk, we also told them this for eight years and after 1 million dead Americans, destroying the economy, two impeachments and felony conviction, THEY still voted for him. Well, I am seventy now, tried of lighting my hair on fire and shouting into a void. So, unless they come after my gay grandchildren, or my Mexican American son-in-law (who was born in Texas), I am sitting back and watching them burn it all down. About a third of the nation feels the same way.
Anyhow, I wanted you to know most of us in the US do not want to invade you. We like our Canadian neighbors.
Sorry for the rant, get well,
dags smile

Great to see you back! Happy New Year!

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Whata--
I was just thinking that this might be the year I finish Ulysses. Fun factoid: Copies of Ulysses were shipped to the United States...only to be turned away because someone in Boston thought the book was obscene.
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Jack
YAY! Keep them coming!
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Randall,

I am so glad to hear that you and your wife are okay. Welcome back.

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Nathan B. Childs wrote:

Hey dags,
I live in the Panhandle, so I'm thankful for that, and I need all the prayers I can get.
All my best to you.,
Natfoot

Natfoot,

I am so glad you are okay. Praying for you is the least I can do. Good news all the way around.

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Natfoot--

It looks like your brother dodged a direct hit. But now, the rain and storm surge...You didn't say where you were and I understand why, I just hope you're safe...praying for you,
   
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Natfoot--

Here we are again! Man, Florida can't catch a break! Please stay safe and let us know how you're doing. I'm praying for you.
See you on the other side,
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Natfoot--

"Like a pup in a pick-up truck... " lol
Good deal, buddy.
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Jack--
Thank God you are safe! My prayers for North Carolina.
I am so glad you answered, I was really worried.
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