c.e. jones wrote:

Hey Dags, no worries on my part, ever! I love your writing and always enjoy reading it. As for sporadic posting, depression, and procrastination? You're speaking my language, lady! (Note my hit and miss style here, currently missing, lol!) I'm so glad if you're feeling better and am always rooting for you, my friend.  ~  Cathy

Cathy,
I love your writing, too. I miss it, but I know if you aint' feeling it, you aint feeling it. You've always been super supportive on here and I hope you get to that place again where the chapters are flying off the page. Until then, know I am returnrooting for you!
dags smile

George FLC wrote:

Hey Dagny,
Best to you during this season. Hang tough and keep moving forward.

George FLC

Thank you, George, you, too! smile

Nathan B. Childs wrote:

Thanks, dagfoot
I share your feelings when it comes to the people I have met over the years on this site.

You're welcome, Natfoot. There are people on this site, like you, who treat me better than I deserve. smile

For those who have stuck with me through the years, reviewing my work even when my response wasn't timely or not at all I thank you from the bottom of my heart.
It is time you get the explanation you deserve.
I battle relentless depression. In the past I've returned reviews and thanked my readers in a timely manner, when I felt good. But then the Black Dog of depression would visit and I'd disappear into the darkness and off this site.
Now that I am 70 and I see how much time depression swallowed up, I've finally started antidepressants and counseling. I also am working on procrastination.
While I can't promise I will from now on reply to your review in a timely manner, I can only promise that I will try.
Again I want to thank you for your patience, your loyalty and the selfless way you interacted with me without the assurance that I would respond in kind.
This site and the people on it mean a lot to me and hopefully, I will be able to contribute another thirteen years.
dags smile

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Thanks, Sol, I figured out what you were doing after I posted but wanted to be sure.
dags smile

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Sol,
I auto renew every August. My billing now reads: Oct/12/2023-Apr/09/2024. Can you please correct this?
Thank you for your time,
dags smile

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Hello Margo,
I only have one rule to share with you: Write the book, short story, or poem that you would want to read and you should be ok. As for reviews, you do you. That's about it, except don't let anyone here discourage you from writing. They are not professional reviewers, they're just giving you their opinions. And you know what they say about opinions.
Finally, Margo, just have fun.
See ya out there,
dagny

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Marilyn--
Every animal goes to heaven and so does everyone who made it their life's work rescuing them. I am so sorry you are unable to continue and I hope the knowledge you've helped so many animals to get the care and love they sorely needed comforts you a little. You're a true inspiration to me and animal lovers on this site.
I'm praying for you, sweetie. If anyone deserved a miracle it's you.

dagny

Dirk B. wrote:

I tested them earlier, before I reported the issue, and they didn't work for me. I keep having to look up words in my online dictionary to get the spelling right.

Dirk,
Spell check on this site might be an extension of my Word. I know Office will complete sentences for me in the forum, it will also identify grammar mistakes with a blue line. So, that might be the difference.
I guess we could ask Sol, or someone else who is having the same issue as you're having.
dags smile

Dirk B. wrote:

It seems to be missing from the text fields one uses to enter individual inline comments. I'm virtually certain it used to be there.
I think it also used to exist for the main text box of private messages.

Dirk,
There is no box you can click on the individual inline comments or the main text box of private messages, spell check is automatic. I tested both and both times a red line appeared under the misspelled word.
dags smile

Dirk B. wrote:

Before the offtopic discussions get too large, could I ask folks to break out a different thread? The purpose of this thread is outlined in the first post. Sol has to be able to go through these posts and actually find real requests, which is why I hope to keep this and the Minor Enhancement threads on track.

Thanks
Dirk

It was a joke, to be laughed at as an example of a minor inhancememt. I stole it from Endgame and hoped someone would get it. So the jokes on me, not only did I get the wrong forum I used the wrong spelling of proposed. So, dear Dirk, consider me property humbled and apologetic. The next time I want to share a joke here, I will think better of it.
dags sad

I purpose calling the crash the 'big blip' in which we re-emerge on the site the same age we were before the 'big blip.'
dags wink

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Sol,

I could email you my thanks for going above and beyond in the effort to restore our site in a matter of weeks. But I would rather share it here.

Sure, we lost a few things, and that sucks. But through your hard work even though our server suffered a catastrophic event you managed to restore 16 years.

I also want to thank you for this site. Before I came here, I had no hope of fulfilling a lifelong dream of writing stories people, besides myself, would read. This site not only helped me become a better writer, I wrote and published a novel. For someone who suffers from paralyzing depression, that was an EPIC achievement.
I am forever grateful for this site it has been a literal lifeline to me.
Dagny smile

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I had a similar reaction from the editor I paid to look at my novel, Ronan Island. I received the manuscript back with few corrections. I said it then and I mean it now, TNBW is the best place to find the best writers AND editors. And it doesn't cost you anything but time.
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Is it just me or does this short story title look like spam?

Dermal Fillers Market 2020 by Top Key Players, Industry Analysis, Share, Growth, Research Report Forecast to 2026
Short Story by: ankit2369

btw...it's genre is Romance....

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2068 here.

Dirk B. wrote:

Sol, would it be possible to add a couple of additional bits of information to the Active Connections tab? Specifically, the last date/time I reviewed someone's work, and the last date/time they reviewed mine. The more people I have as reviewers, the harder it is to keep track of to whom I owe reviews and on whom I've waiting for reviews. Currently, I flip back and forth between the four Reviews tabs, looking for who reviewed whom last. This would put the two pieces of information in one place.

Thanks
Dirk

Dirk-
Review them when you get the review, that should solve your problem.

dags smile

We've all had days like this:

An expectant mother’s sartorial mishap is making people on Facebook laugh out loud.

Blogger and mom-to-be Lori Farrell posted a hilarious photo of her outfit on the social media platform Friday. Specifically, she highlighted her choice of skirt by comparing it with a photo of the garment from the website where it’s sold.

“If you feel like a failure today, just know that I wore a car seat cover a friend gave me because I thought it was a skirt,” Farrell wrote, adding a string of laughing emoji.

The post received more than 56,000 likes, with many moms expressing amusement and support in the comments section.

“I once let my husband borrow what I thought was a warm headband for a chilly outdoor event,” wrote one commenter. “Turns out he wore my black tube bra.” Others chimed in with declarations of ”#MomBrain.”

Farrell told HuffPost her first child is due in June, so she’s been gathering new and secondhand supplies in preparation.

“A friend of mine had messaged me that she had a bunch of baby stuff she was getting rid of,” Farrell explained. “I came home with a car full that day of enough baby clothes to cover our little girl’s first three months. She also gave me a pregnancy pillow, a rock and play, toys, shoes, baby carriers, etc. So when I pulled out the striped thing, I wasn’t really sure what it was. It was not in a package, just mixed in with the clothes and blankets/swaddles.”

On Friday morning, Farrell decided the mysterious striped garment must be a skirt and put it on for work.

“I thought the gathered sides were ‘ruching’ and that it was a maternity skirt ― except I thought the tag was oddly placed in the front,” she said. “I turned the skirt around to hide the tag and headed to work. I joked with my mom on the phone that I wasn’t so sure my skirt was a skirt, but that it looked cute so I didn’t care.”

When she arrived at her job, however, she looked up the brand online and realized her mistake. Indeed, Itzy Ritzy sells accessories like diaper bags and teething necklacesfor parents and babies. And while the brand makes T-shirts geared toward moms, it doesn’t seem to have ventured into skirts yet.

Farrell’s “skirt” was actually the “Mom Boss 4-in-1 Multi-Use Cover,” which parents can use as a cover for car seats and shopping carts, as well as a nursing cover and infinity scarf.

Based on Itzy Ritzy’s Instagram, it’s clear the makers of the cover were amused by Farrell’s mishap.

Farrell said she asked a co-worker to photograph her outfit fail so that she could send it to her mom, but she also decided to post it on Facebook because it seemed relatable.

“I have a blog and a lot of people tell me how they like how I’m always open about every day things so I figured this was just another laugh for my friends,” she said. “My sister suggested I make it public but I did not expect the attention I’ve gotten, by any means. I mean, I was excited when it had 19 shares. It’s now over 50k.”

Farrell said she’s happy she was able to brighten people’s days.

“I just hope people get a good laugh out of it, which it seems that they have,” she said. “Given that the internet can be cruel, I like that all of the comments have been positive, and I’m making people smile.”

B Douglas Slack wrote:
C J Driftwood wrote:

Is the joke that, that isn’t a caribou?

I've lived in both the Philippines and Thailand where that's the generic name for the beast. It is used mostly for plowing fields and hauling carts.

Bill

ToMATo, ToMOTo, Bill smile

C J Driftwood wrote:

Is the joke that, that isn’t a caribou?

Water buffaloes and caribous look a lot alike... wink

njc wrote:

In Alma Boykin's =Familiar= series, the mages Familiar animals love to utter smart-alek remarks, though obscenities are usually limited to languages like Arabic and Pashtun.

At one point a group of mages at a conference are discussiing what sort of demonstrations would suit their specialty.  They are interrupted by an owl Familiar screeching "No Nukes!  No nukes!  Save the whales!"  Did I mention his mage is an academic?

Nobody -asks- for a Familiar.

I had to read it twice but LOL!!!! smile

B Douglas Slack wrote:

This is a little more visual:

Four Animals

(Three elephants and a caribou walk into a bar......)

Bill

Bill that made me laugh out loud... smile

7sistersseen wrote:

Only due to the dire need for a good chuckle do I venture to post this. Apparently it comes from a 1958 issue of MAD magazine. Here goes.
Lone Ranger and Tonto are riding across the great plains. Then, on the horizon, an enormous army of Indians appear on horseback. They charge. As they near screeching  and whooping the Lone Ranger and Tonto can see them loaded up with bows and arrows and tomahawks.  The horses hooves are thundering. The Indians are getting nearer.  The Lone Ranger turns to his faithful friend and shouts
“Tonto! Tonto! What are we going to do?"
"We?" asks Tonto.

Whittled down from the version I dug up on the net. I love the punchy last line of this and the cross-cultural  aspect of the scene.

hahahahaha

Dirk B. wrote:
dagny wrote:
Dirk B. wrote:

Imagine the number of people who are now going to go to zoos and start swearing around parrots. I'm going to need to incorporate this into the next draft of Galaxy Tales. My future society has a serious taboo against swearing in the Elite Tongue. Doing so is like having a naked Neanderthal at a state dinner. Naturally, my MCs drop a few F-bombs (all caps!) in Elite. Now add the birds. :-)

I want credit.

As long as you understand that "credit" comes in the form of being made fun of as characters in the book. For example, Kdot (formerly K.) appears as Lady Kay (a femme fatale). Also appearing are Janet Reid (a male ship's AI that fantasizes about becoming Queen Aussie), Janet Taylor-Perry (a child serial killer who invents all the poisons used in the book), njc (appears as the equation N=j^c2 needed for time travel in a coconut-powered time machine), and our dearly departed friend, Amy S, who appeared as Dr. Amy Ess, a vaccine inventor who brought civilization to its knees in the late 21st century, making the rest of the story possible.

Do you fancy yourself as a one-eyed parrot with a wooden leg who swears like a sailor?

Thanks for the offer, but I was thinking more of a 'thank you,' in the acknowledgements.
dags smile

Feel free to add your own 'makes me smile' story to this thread.