Topic: Because we all need something to laugh at right now

Zoo Removes Group Of Parrots Because They Kept Cussin’ At Visitors

BY Christina Calloway
30 September 2020

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A UK zoo removed a group of parrots from view because they kept cussing at the zoo's visitors.

TSR Shady Species: You know what it is, 2020 just gon’ keep 2020ing. At a zoo in the UK, a group of parrots have been removed after repeating obscene language at visitors.

Lincolnshire Wildlife Park received the birds back in August and quarantined them together in the same room, according to Fox News. It sounds like the park’s staff wasn’t prepared for the parrots bringing out the worst in each other.

“But, just by coincidence, we took in five in the same week and because they were all quarantined together it meant that one room was just full of swearing birds,” chief executive officer Steve Nichols told the Lincolnshire Live, noting the park employees “always find it very comical when they do swear at you. The more they swear the more you usually laugh which then triggers them to swear again.”

After the brief quarantine, the birds were put out for view of guests, assuming the cussing would stop. But it didn’t take long before the birds were yakking it up saying all  kinds of crazy stuff to people.

“Literally within 20 minutes of being in the introductory, we were told that they had sworn at a customer, and for the next group of people, all sorts of obscenities came out,” Nichols told Lincolnshire Live.

While customers were entertained by the parrots’ language, park workers were concerned about children visitors and decided to move the birds out of view.

So in other words, the parrots weren’t thrown back out into the wild and they still have a home at the zoo.

“We put them in an off-shore enclosure with the intention that hopefully they will start learning the other parrot’s noise that are around,” he said. “What we will do now is release them out but in separate areas so at least if they do swear it is not as bad as three or four of them all blasting it out at once,” he added.

Re: Because we all need something to laugh at right now

Polly wants a WHAT?

Bill

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B Douglas Slack wrote:

Polly wants a WHAT?

Bill

hahahaha smile

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Imagine the number of people who are now going to go to zoos and start swearing around parrots. I'm going to need to incorporate this into the next draft of Galaxy Tales. My future society has a serious taboo against swearing in the Elite Tongue. Doing so is like having a naked Neanderthal at a state dinner. Naturally, my MCs drop a few F-bombs (all caps!) in Elite. Now add the birds. :-)

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Someone in Hawaii taught Mina birds or parrots to yell the name of someone he didn't like along with a predicate, "is an A**hole." Soon all over the islands were these birds yelling it.

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Funny.

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Rachel Parsons wrote:

Someone in Hawaii taught Mina birds or parrots to yell the name of someone he didn't like along with a predicate, "is an A**hole." Soon all over the islands were these birds yelling it.

Omg that's crazy.

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Dirk B. wrote:

Imagine the number of people who are now going to go to zoos and start swearing around parrots. I'm going to need to incorporate this into the next draft of Galaxy Tales. My future society has a serious taboo against swearing in the Elite Tongue. Doing so is like having a naked Neanderthal at a state dinner. Naturally, my MCs drop a few F-bombs (all caps!) in Elite. Now add the birds. :-)

I want credit.

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Feel free to add your own 'makes me smile' story to this thread.

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dagny wrote:
Dirk B. wrote:

Imagine the number of people who are now going to go to zoos and start swearing around parrots. I'm going to need to incorporate this into the next draft of Galaxy Tales. My future society has a serious taboo against swearing in the Elite Tongue. Doing so is like having a naked Neanderthal at a state dinner. Naturally, my MCs drop a few F-bombs (all caps!) in Elite. Now add the birds. :-)

I want credit.

As long as you understand that "credit" comes in the form of being made fun of as characters in the book. For example, Kdot (formerly K.) appears as Lady Kay (a femme fatale). Also appearing are Janet Reid (a male ship's AI that fantasizes about becoming Queen Aussie), Janet Taylor-Perry (a child serial killer who invents all the poisons used in the book), njc (appears as the equation N=j^c2 needed for time travel in a coconut-powered time machine), and our dearly departed friend, Amy S, who appeared as Dr. Amy Ess, a vaccine inventor who brought civilization to its knees in the late 21st century, making the rest of the story possible.

Do you fancy yourself as a one-eyed parrot with a wooden leg who swears like a sailor?

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Kdot and K. can't be called formerly.

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Dirk B. wrote:
dagny wrote:
Dirk B. wrote:

Imagine the number of people who are now going to go to zoos and start swearing around parrots. I'm going to need to incorporate this into the next draft of Galaxy Tales. My future society has a serious taboo against swearing in the Elite Tongue. Doing so is like having a naked Neanderthal at a state dinner. Naturally, my MCs drop a few F-bombs (all caps!) in Elite. Now add the birds. :-)

I want credit.

As long as you understand that "credit" comes in the form of being made fun of as characters in the book. For example, Kdot (formerly K.) appears as Lady Kay (a femme fatale). Also appearing are Janet Reid (a male ship's AI that fantasizes about becoming Queen Aussie), Janet Taylor-Perry (a child serial killer who invents all the poisons used in the book), njc (appears as the equation N=j^c2 needed for time travel in a coconut-powered time machine), and our dearly departed friend, Amy S, who appeared as Dr. Amy Ess, a vaccine inventor who brought civilization to its knees in the late 21st century, making the rest of the story possible.

Do you fancy yourself as a one-eyed parrot with a wooden leg who swears like a sailor?

Thanks for the offer, but I was thinking more of a 'thank you,' in the acknowledgements.
dags smile

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I'll make a note if it.

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Only due to the dire need for a good chuckle do I venture to post this. Apparently it comes from a 1958 issue of MAD magazine. Here goes.
Lone Ranger and Tonto are riding across the great plains. Then, on the horizon, an enormous army of Indians appear on horseback. They charge. As they near screeching  and whooping the Lone Ranger and Tonto can see them loaded up with bows and arrows and tomahawks.  The horses hooves are thundering. The Indians are getting nearer.  The Lone Ranger turns to his faithful friend and shouts
“Tonto! Tonto! What are we going to do?"
"We?" asks Tonto.

Whittled down from the version I dug up on the net. I love the punchy last line of this and the cross-cultural  aspect of the scene.

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7sistersseen wrote:

Only due to the dire need for a good chuckle do I venture to post this. Apparently it comes from a 1958 issue of MAD magazine. Here goes.
Lone Ranger and Tonto are riding across the great plains. Then, on the horizon, an enormous army of Indians appear on horseback. They charge. As they near screeching  and whooping the Lone Ranger and Tonto can see them loaded up with bows and arrows and tomahawks.  The horses hooves are thundering. The Indians are getting nearer.  The Lone Ranger turns to his faithful friend and shouts
“Tonto! Tonto! What are we going to do?"
"We?" asks Tonto.

Whittled down from the version I dug up on the net. I love the punchy last line of this and the cross-cultural  aspect of the scene.

hahahahaha

Re: Because we all need something to laugh at right now

This is a little more visual:

Four Animals

(Three elephants and a caribou walk into a bar......)

Bill

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B Douglas Slack wrote:

This is a little more visual:

Four Animals

(Three elephants and a caribou walk into a bar......)

Bill

Bill that made me laugh out loud... smile

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I had the misfortune to be drinking tea when I first saw it. Took me an hour to clean my keyboard (and my sinuses).

This is a great thread.

Bill

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Is the joke that, that isn’t a caribou?

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Re: Because we all need something to laugh at right now

In Alma Boykin's =Familiar= series, the mages Familiar animals love to utter smart-alek remarks, though obscenities are usually limited to languages like Arabic and Pashtun.

At one point a group of mages at a conference are discussiing what sort of demonstrations would suit their specialty.  They are interrupted by an owl Familiar screeching "No Nukes!  No nukes!  Save the whales!"  Did I mention his mage is an academic?

Nobody -asks- for a Familiar.

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njc wrote:

In Alma Boykin's =Familiar= series, the mages Familiar animals love to utter smart-alek remarks, though obscenities are usually limited to languages like Arabic and Pashtun.

At one point a group of mages at a conference are discussiing what sort of demonstrations would suit their specialty.  They are interrupted by an owl Familiar screeching "No Nukes!  No nukes!  Save the whales!"  Did I mention his mage is an academic?

Nobody -asks- for a Familiar.

I had to read it twice but LOL!!!! smile

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C J Driftwood wrote:

Is the joke that, that isn’t a caribou?

Water buffaloes and caribous look a lot alike... wink

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C J Driftwood wrote:

Is the joke that, that isn’t a caribou?

I've lived in both the Philippines and Thailand where that's the generic name for the beast. It is used mostly for plowing fields and hauling carts.

Bill

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B Douglas Slack wrote:
C J Driftwood wrote:

Is the joke that, that isn’t a caribou?

I've lived in both the Philippines and Thailand where that's the generic name for the beast. It is used mostly for plowing fields and hauling carts.

Bill

ToMATo, ToMOTo, Bill smile

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We've all had days like this:

An expectant mother’s sartorial mishap is making people on Facebook laugh out loud.

Blogger and mom-to-be Lori Farrell posted a hilarious photo of her outfit on the social media platform Friday. Specifically, she highlighted her choice of skirt by comparing it with a photo of the garment from the website where it’s sold.

“If you feel like a failure today, just know that I wore a car seat cover a friend gave me because I thought it was a skirt,” Farrell wrote, adding a string of laughing emoji.

The post received more than 56,000 likes, with many moms expressing amusement and support in the comments section.

“I once let my husband borrow what I thought was a warm headband for a chilly outdoor event,” wrote one commenter. “Turns out he wore my black tube bra.” Others chimed in with declarations of ”#MomBrain.”

Farrell told HuffPost her first child is due in June, so she’s been gathering new and secondhand supplies in preparation.

“A friend of mine had messaged me that she had a bunch of baby stuff she was getting rid of,” Farrell explained. “I came home with a car full that day of enough baby clothes to cover our little girl’s first three months. She also gave me a pregnancy pillow, a rock and play, toys, shoes, baby carriers, etc. So when I pulled out the striped thing, I wasn’t really sure what it was. It was not in a package, just mixed in with the clothes and blankets/swaddles.”

On Friday morning, Farrell decided the mysterious striped garment must be a skirt and put it on for work.

“I thought the gathered sides were ‘ruching’ and that it was a maternity skirt ― except I thought the tag was oddly placed in the front,” she said. “I turned the skirt around to hide the tag and headed to work. I joked with my mom on the phone that I wasn’t so sure my skirt was a skirt, but that it looked cute so I didn’t care.”

When she arrived at her job, however, she looked up the brand online and realized her mistake. Indeed, Itzy Ritzy sells accessories like diaper bags and teething necklacesfor parents and babies. And while the brand makes T-shirts geared toward moms, it doesn’t seem to have ventured into skirts yet.

Farrell’s “skirt” was actually the “Mom Boss 4-in-1 Multi-Use Cover,” which parents can use as a cover for car seats and shopping carts, as well as a nursing cover and infinity scarf.

Based on Itzy Ritzy’s Instagram, it’s clear the makers of the cover were amused by Farrell’s mishap.

Farrell said she asked a co-worker to photograph her outfit fail so that she could send it to her mom, but she also decided to post it on Facebook because it seemed relatable.

“I have a blog and a lot of people tell me how they like how I’m always open about every day things so I figured this was just another laugh for my friends,” she said. “My sister suggested I make it public but I did not expect the attention I’ve gotten, by any means. I mean, I was excited when it had 19 shares. It’s now over 50k.”

Farrell said she’s happy she was able to brighten people’s days.

“I just hope people get a good laugh out of it, which it seems that they have,” she said. “Given that the internet can be cruel, I like that all of the comments have been positive, and I’m making people smile.”