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			<description><![CDATA[<p>You might as well berate a cow for eating grass.<br />-- Chapterhouse (book six in the Dune series)</p>]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 14 Oct 2020 04:15:55 +0000</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>We&#039;ve all had days like this:</p><p>An expectant mother’s sartorial mishap is making people on Facebook laugh out loud.</p><p>Blogger and mom-to-be Lori Farrell posted a hilarious photo of her outfit on the social media platform Friday. Specifically, she highlighted her choice of skirt by comparing it with a photo of the garment from the website where it’s sold.</p><p>“If you feel like a failure today, just know that I wore a car seat cover a friend gave me because I thought it was a skirt,” Farrell wrote, adding a string of laughing emoji.</p><p>The post received more than 56,000 likes, with many moms expressing amusement and support in the comments section.</p><p>“I once let my husband borrow what I thought was a warm headband for a chilly outdoor event,” wrote one commenter. “Turns out he wore my black tube bra.” Others chimed in with declarations of ”#MomBrain.”</p><p>Farrell told HuffPost her first child is due in June, so she’s been gathering new and secondhand supplies in preparation.</p><p>“A friend of mine had messaged me that she had a bunch of baby stuff she was getting rid of,” Farrell explained. “I came home with a car full that day of enough baby clothes to cover our little girl’s first three months. She also gave me a pregnancy pillow, a rock and play, toys, shoes, baby carriers, etc. So when I pulled out the striped thing, I wasn’t really sure what it was. It was not in a package, just mixed in with the clothes and blankets/swaddles.”</p><p>On Friday morning, Farrell decided the mysterious striped garment must be a skirt and put it on for work.</p><p>“I thought the gathered sides were ‘ruching’ and that it was a maternity skirt ― except I thought the tag was oddly placed in the front,” she said. “I turned the skirt around to hide the tag and headed to work. I joked with my mom on the phone that I wasn’t so sure my skirt was a skirt, but that it looked cute so I didn’t care.”</p><p>When she arrived at her job, however, she looked up the brand online and realized her mistake. Indeed, Itzy Ritzy sells accessories like diaper bags and teething necklacesfor parents and babies. And while the brand makes T-shirts geared toward moms, it doesn’t seem to have ventured into skirts yet.</p><p>Farrell’s “skirt” was actually the “Mom Boss 4-in-1 Multi-Use Cover,” which parents can use as a cover for car seats and shopping carts, as well as a nursing cover and infinity scarf.</p><p>Based on Itzy Ritzy’s Instagram, it’s clear the makers of the cover were amused by Farrell’s mishap.</p><p>Farrell said she asked a co-worker to photograph her outfit fail so that she could send it to her mom, but she also decided to post it on Facebook because it seemed relatable.</p><p>“I have a blog and a lot of people tell me how they like how I’m always open about every day things so I figured this was just another laugh for my friends,” she said. “My sister suggested I make it public but I did not expect the attention I’ve gotten, by any means. I mean, I was excited when it had 19 shares. It’s now over 50k.”</p><p>Farrell said she’s happy she was able to brighten people’s days.</p><p>“I just hope people get a good laugh out of it, which it seems that they have,” she said. “Given that the internet can be cruel, I like that all of the comments have been positive, and I’m making people smile.”</p>]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 06 Oct 2020 15:37:52 +0000</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<div class="quotebox"><cite>B Douglas Slack wrote:</cite><blockquote><div class="quotebox"><cite>C J Driftwood wrote:</cite><blockquote><p>Is the joke that, that isn’t a caribou?</p></blockquote></div><p>I&#039;ve lived in both the Philippines and Thailand where that&#039;s the generic name for the beast. It is used mostly for plowing fields and hauling carts.</p><p>Bill</p></blockquote></div><p>ToMATo, ToMOTo, Bill <img src="https://www.thenextbigwriter.com/forums/img/smilies/smile.png" width="15" height="15" alt="smile" /></p>]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 06 Oct 2020 15:34:35 +0000</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<div class="quotebox"><cite>C J Driftwood wrote:</cite><blockquote><p>Is the joke that, that isn’t a caribou?</p></blockquote></div><p>I&#039;ve lived in both the Philippines and Thailand where that&#039;s the generic name for the beast. It is used mostly for plowing fields and hauling carts.</p><p>Bill</p>]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 06 Oct 2020 03:52:02 +0000</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<div class="quotebox"><cite>C J Driftwood wrote:</cite><blockquote><p>Is the joke that, that isn’t a caribou?</p></blockquote></div><p>Water buffaloes and caribous look a lot alike... <img src="https://www.thenextbigwriter.com/forums/img/smilies/wink.png" width="15" height="15" alt="wink" /></p>]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 06 Oct 2020 02:16:34 +0000</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<div class="quotebox"><cite>njc wrote:</cite><blockquote><p>In Alma Boykin&#039;s =Familiar= series, the mages Familiar animals love to utter smart-alek remarks, though obscenities are usually limited to languages like Arabic and Pashtun.</p><p>At one point a group of mages at a conference are discussiing what sort of demonstrations would suit their specialty.&nbsp; They are interrupted by an owl Familiar screeching &quot;No Nukes!&nbsp; No nukes!&nbsp; Save the whales!&quot;&nbsp; Did I mention his mage is an academic?</p><p>Nobody -asks- for a Familiar.</p></blockquote></div><p>I had to read it twice but LOL!!!! <img src="https://www.thenextbigwriter.com/forums/img/smilies/smile.png" width="15" height="15" alt="smile" /></p>]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 06 Oct 2020 02:13:43 +0000</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>In Alma Boykin&#039;s =Familiar= series, the mages Familiar animals love to utter smart-alek remarks, though obscenities are usually limited to languages like Arabic and Pashtun.</p><p>At one point a group of mages at a conference are discussiing what sort of demonstrations would suit their specialty.&nbsp; They are interrupted by an owl Familiar screeching &quot;No Nukes!&nbsp; No nukes!&nbsp; Save the whales!&quot;&nbsp; Did I mention his mage is an academic?</p><p>Nobody -asks- for a Familiar.</p>]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 06 Oct 2020 02:11:10 +0000</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Is the joke that, that isn’t a caribou?</p>]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 05 Oct 2020 23:53:05 +0000</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>I had the misfortune to be drinking tea when I first saw it. Took me an hour to clean my keyboard (and my sinuses).</p><p>This is a great thread.</p><p>Bill</p>]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 05 Oct 2020 20:59:17 +0000</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<div class="quotebox"><cite>B Douglas Slack wrote:</cite><blockquote><p>This is a little more visual:</p><p><span class="postimg"><img src="https://intellisigsys.net/pics/3e_c_bar.jpg" alt="Four Animals" /></span></p><p>(Three elephants and a caribou walk into a bar......)</p><p>Bill</p></blockquote></div><p>Bill that made me laugh out loud... <img src="https://www.thenextbigwriter.com/forums/img/smilies/smile.png" width="15" height="15" alt="smile" /></p>]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 05 Oct 2020 20:24:26 +0000</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>This is a little more visual:</p><p><span class="postimg"><img src="https://intellisigsys.net/pics/3e_c_bar.jpg" alt="Four Animals" /></span></p><p>(Three elephants and a caribou walk into a bar......)</p><p>Bill</p>]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 05 Oct 2020 14:30:25 +0000</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<div class="quotebox"><cite>7sistersseen wrote:</cite><blockquote><p>Only due to the dire need for a good chuckle do I venture to post this. Apparently it comes from a 1958 issue of MAD magazine. Here goes.<br />Lone Ranger and Tonto are riding across the great plains. Then, on the horizon, an enormous army of Indians appear on horseback. They charge. As they near screeching&nbsp; and whooping the Lone Ranger and Tonto can see them loaded up with bows and arrows and tomahawks.&nbsp; The horses hooves are thundering. The Indians are getting nearer.&nbsp; The Lone Ranger turns to his faithful friend and shouts<br />“Tonto! Tonto! What are we going to do?&quot; <br />&quot;We?&quot; asks Tonto.</p><p>Whittled down from the version I dug up on the net. I love the punchy last line of this and the cross-cultural&nbsp; aspect of the scene.</p></blockquote></div><p>hahahahaha</p>]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 05 Oct 2020 01:38:14 +0000</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Only due to the dire need for a good chuckle do I venture to post this. Apparently it comes from a 1958 issue of MAD magazine. Here goes.<br />Lone Ranger and Tonto are riding across the great plains. Then, on the horizon, an enormous army of Indians appear on horseback. They charge. As they near screeching&nbsp; and whooping the Lone Ranger and Tonto can see them loaded up with bows and arrows and tomahawks.&nbsp; The horses hooves are thundering. The Indians are getting nearer.&nbsp; The Lone Ranger turns to his faithful friend and shouts<br />“Tonto! Tonto! What are we going to do?&quot; <br />&quot;We?&quot; asks Tonto.</p><p>Whittled down from the version I dug up on the net. I love the punchy last line of this and the cross-cultural&nbsp; aspect of the scene.</p>]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 04 Oct 2020 08:19:35 +0000</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>I&#039;ll make a note if it.</p>]]></description>
			<author><![CDATA[null@example.com (Dirk B.)]]></author>
			<pubDate>Sat, 03 Oct 2020 10:50:18 +0000</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<div class="quotebox"><cite>Dirk B. wrote:</cite><blockquote><div class="quotebox"><cite>dagny wrote:</cite><blockquote><div class="quotebox"><cite>Dirk B. wrote:</cite><blockquote><p>Imagine the number of people who are now going to go to zoos and start swearing around parrots. I&#039;m going to need to incorporate this into the next draft of Galaxy Tales. My future society has a serious taboo against swearing in the Elite Tongue. Doing so is like having a naked Neanderthal at a state dinner. Naturally, my MCs drop a few F-bombs (all caps!) in Elite. Now add the birds. :-)</p></blockquote></div><p>I want credit.</p></blockquote></div><p>As long as you understand that &quot;credit&quot; comes in the form of being made fun of as characters in the book. For example, Kdot (formerly K.) appears as Lady Kay (a femme fatale). Also appearing are Janet Reid (a male ship&#039;s AI that fantasizes about becoming Queen Aussie), Janet Taylor-Perry (a child serial killer who invents all the poisons used in the book), njc (appears as the equation <strong>N=j^c2</strong> needed for time travel in a coconut-powered time machine), and our dearly departed friend, Amy S, who appeared as Dr. Amy Ess, a vaccine inventor who brought civilization to its knees in the late 21st century, making the rest of the story possible.</p><p>Do you fancy yourself as a one-eyed parrot with a wooden leg who swears like a sailor?</p></blockquote></div><p>Thanks for the offer, but I was thinking more of a &#039;thank you,&#039; in the acknowledgements. <br />dags <img src="https://www.thenextbigwriter.com/forums/img/smilies/smile.png" width="15" height="15" alt="smile" /></p>]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 03 Oct 2020 07:06:24 +0000</pubDate>
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