Second only to getting skunked in second person, or having your dog skunked, is driving by skunk roadkill.
Cleveland and Toledo ... those are on opposite side of the state! That's gotta' be, what, 300 miles?
As to Seattle, I don't expect you have rattlesnakes in the city or close suburbs, but outside of that, the Pacific Coast area is major rattlesnake habitat right up into BC. (Note that we have a baseball team named for a rattler: the Arizona Diamondbacks, who play in Pheonix.)
And don't tell me Aus doesn't have venemous critters! The platypus has venemous hindclaws.
Oh, baseball season is starting. Pitchers and catchers are reporting for spring training. The regular season is six months long (162 games!) and only November, December, and January are clear of it--except for 'hot stove league', the winter meetings, contract signings, reports on rehab after Tommy John surgery ... .
You might as well go to a few games and get it over with. Safeco Field looks like a pretty good stadium. Ticket bargains (from sports to opera) can be found on StubHub.