Who's the boss? Okay, all the body parts got into an argument one day about which was the most important and thus should be the boss and in charge of the rest. Of course the brain said it should be in charge because it knew everything. The eyes said they should be in charge because they could see everything. The legs said they should be in charge because they carried the load everywhere. And so it went with all the body parts until the rectum spoke up and said he should be in charge which caused laughter from all the other body parts. So the rectum simply snapped shut.
After a few days the brain got groggy, the eyes got foggy, the legs got wobbly and on down the line with all the other body parts. So, the rectum was elected boss which goes to show you don't have to be important to be boss, just an ass hole. Take care. Vern