Who's the boss? Okay, all the body parts got into an argument one day about which was the most important and thus should be the boss and in charge of the rest. Of course the brain said it should be in charge because it knew everything. The eyes said they should be in charge because they could see everything. The legs said they should be in charge because they carried the load everywhere. And so it went with all the body parts until the rectum spoke up and said he should be in charge which caused laughter from all the other body parts. So the rectum simply snapped shut.

After a few days the brain got groggy, the eyes got foggy, the legs got wobbly and on down the line with all the other body parts. So, the rectum was elected boss which goes to show you don't have to be important to be boss, just an ass hole. Take care. Vern

Figurative mirage

America's Got Talent

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUTtQPMuA1Y

Even witches have navels?

Crazy eights

I had many dreams -- beyond wanting to get in the pants of a certain young lady of course -- and most have been realized at one time or another. Biggest financial dreams were to be a millionaire by 25 and retire by 35, both of which were accomplished but neither lasted -- beware of what you wish for. I'm now working on my third retirement, lol.  I've checked God-knows how-many things off my bucket list, including parasailing just a couple weeks ago. My biggest dream I have left is to be frozen and shipped off to outer space when I die, pointed in the direction of Betelgeuse. I'm still working on that plan with my daughter who is game though my wife isn't.  You'll see the sky light up with a supernova if I make it. Take care. Vern

PS: Edited for additional dream.

Hack job

That would be a real shoot-out. Take care. Vern

"If you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all."

I agree with that statement up to a point. While there is no excuse for being rude or obnoxious in a review, we all give our "opinions" on how to perhaps make the writing/story better or at least offer an alternative way of saying something. Most authors on this site understand that the review is to offer suggestions for possible improvement, but there are some who enter the domain who apparently become upset if their work is not praised up one side and down the other which of course is not conducive to learning more about the craft.

I do think an author can learn from basically one sided reviews (what might be construed as negative), but the best reviews cover what is good and what could be improved in the opinion of the reviewer. All we offer is our honest opinions, hopefully. It is up to the author to decide if any suggestions should be incorporated into their work; that is part of the learning process also, but can't be learned if only pats on the back are presented by the reviewer. That "great gob, you're ready for publishing" to me is a disservice to the author even if it is all they are looking for.

Please understand I'm not arguing against what MJ has said, merely expanding the thought process a bit in much the way MJ does in her own excellent reviews. Take care. Vern

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Rachel (Rhiannon) Parsons wrote:

But vern--Oprah recommended it.  She also recommended Obama.  How could she be wrong?  Erm.

Opinions/recommendations are a marriage between the source and the subject. Sometimes the union works, but others are inherently doomed from the start. Take care. Vern

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Do sales == good? It's all subjective of course, but let me give one simple real life example which should end the discussion for most that have read the book.
"A Million Little Pieces" by James Frey sold millions of copies after exposure pm Opray's Book Club. It was later ridiculed because he presented it as a memoir when if fact it was mostly fabricated. Now I was gullible enough to obtain a copy and read a large portion before finally realizing I was never going to get to the "good" part because there wasn't any. Of course there were obviously "professionals" who gave it glowing reviews so I'm guessing they really enjoyed reading a single curse word taking up an entire page -- yes, one word on a page is what you read at times and I suppose I should have lingered over it for the amount of time it would normally take to read a whole page, but I didn't have enough sense to do that and maybe that influenced my overall perception that it was a piece of CRAP -- I would put that in other terms on a page by itself if I could master that technique here and I'm sure that would place this whole discussion on a higher plane.

Okay, as stated at the beginning, I understand that "good" is subjective, but if that piece of garbage (I'm being nice here) is "good" writing merely because it sold millions of copies, then I for one hope I never write anything "good" to be published. I'll save all the "good" stuff for my less than favorite acquaintances. My opinion, good or bad or saleable. Take care. Vern

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First off, you could ask "him" the questions the book brought out for you and explain your reactions and then ask if he really wants you to submit an honest review. Of course you could gloss over the shortcomings and as njc said just dwell on what did work, if anything. Just because he won some accolades on a previous book doesn't make the next one a "winner" and sometimes there is only one book in the attic so to speak. My opinion only. Take care. Vern

Tangerine marijuana

Congrats to the winners and all who entered. Take care. Vern

Alternative facts

Fake news

B Douglas Slack wrote:

If unchecked, then all notifications would stop, not just some of them.

Bill

Not true. They can be changed individually. Take care. Vern

You might check your active connections to see if the "receive updates" option is in the "yes" mode. Of course it shouldn't have changed if you didn't change it, but stranger things have happened in the Twilight Zone. Take care. Vern

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Welcome aboard. The ship only sinks if you drill holes in it. Don't do that. Take care. Vern

Foghorn Leghorn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9x_FzCWl2nc

Tastes like chicken

Dagnabbit

Dear john

Graffiti

Ja-pan