Topic: Fast and easy publishing?
I don't know if such a thing exists, but even if it doesn't, I am interested in finally publishing something. Would that some kind agent might pick me up, but since that isn't likely to happen, I'd love some advice on how to go about it. I have so many questions. How much? How long? Who do I contact? What's the deal? Where's the best deal? How many of my non-existent offspring do I have to promise to a troll somewhere to get this thing off the ground? I'm a newbie. Please be kind.