On pain and nerves:http://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/317733.php

5 minute minor

I had a professor who turned Leibnitz's quotient rule into a Cab Calloway act:

"Dee of Hi on Ho is Ho dee Hi less Hi dee Ho all on Ho Ho."

Yes.

"He saw the aged king, Wyndar."
"He saw the aged King Wyndar."

"the island prison, Alcatraz"
"the island prison of Alcatraz"
"the island prison Alcatraz"

Hmm.  I'd argue that in the last example the word 'of' has been elided.  And I'd argue that "world Wild West" is an elided form of "world of Wild West".

But I'm sure that others would argue differently.

Is Wild West the name of the world?

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Not a r*pe scene, but definitely porn.

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Isn't LSD a liquid at any reasonable temperature and pressure?

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If you haven't reviewed it yet, go ahead.  I think you did.  The changes are only at the end.

Who said anything about a r*pe scene?

Same Bat-time, Same Bat-channel

You don't even have to open the quickie; just try to see the list.

There is a place in Hell reserved for these people.

How much is burning and how much is tissue rupture because of boiling fluid?

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A teaser from the chapter I'm working on:

Pausonallie stood on tiptoe to bring her lips close to Merran's ear.  "What's wrong?  Everyone here is a sorcerer.  Clothing doesn't hide anything from us."

"I know that," Merran muttered.  "It's the principle of the thing.  People wear clothing.  Animals don't.  And if we can sorsee through it, it's more important to observe the rules."  Her mother's explanation had been better, but Merran was having a hard time thinking clearly now.

"Is there a problem, dearie?"  A heavy woman waddled over  ...

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I've edited the end of Ch 16: Dirtier than Dirt (previously: The Rockpile) to fit the opening of the next chapter.

For all I know I may have mentioned this before, but ...

The Pocket Reference, by Thomas J. Glover might belong on your shelf.  If you need backgound information, on how to signal a crane operator or give first aid, on the weight or strength or ropes, on minerals or clouds, on electrical wiring, on glues or on gluons, on nuts and bolts or winding a radio frequency coil, on airline codes or car rental codes or the codes molded into tires, on ASCII codes or area codes (worldwide), on handsaws or circular saws or fire extinguishers, on the configuration of electrical plugs around the world (and the voltages they're used for), on military ranks and insignia, on life expectancies or the masses and orbits of Sols planets, on wind chill or consanguinity, on flow over a dam or daylight savings time, you might just find this big little black book useful.

http://i1065.photobucket.com/albums/u394/njGreybeard/IMG_5936-PocketReferenceIndexPage_zps636a9eqh.png

My calculations did not include the weight of the rope.   With distances, I can take the numbers fom The Pocket Reference and estimate the weight of wet rope (It should get heavier as you go) and try to include that in the calculations.  As long as we are limited to differentiation aand I don't have to exercise my weaker integration muscles I should have an answer in reasonable time.  (I'm not going to try to do the catenary--cosh function-sag.  That could be a day of study and work--and dammit, now I'm curious and I don't know where to find it in The Pocket Reference.)

Okay, I have a plausible-but-not-seriously-checked result.

If the two pulleys are at the same heigbt (an assunption maybe unjustified) the maximum force on the rope will occur when the distance from the end to the plumb line through Tazar is square-root-of-one-half (about .71) times the drop from tbe pulley to the knot joining the lines.  If that condition cannot be achieved, the maximum force is with Tazar directly below the pulley (or hawspipe) through which the rope passes.

I promised you the position at which the force on Jaylene's rope (and Solace's rope) are maximized.  I'm not getting the algebra right just now (or else I'm botching the chain rule in the calculus, which I don't think I'm doing) so I'll have to work on it some more.  On to more reviews.

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Ouch.  I realized yesterday  morning that I'd missed two scenes in The Rockpike.  On reflection I realized one of them might be better later, but one of them should occur now.  In fact, it should be Merran's first meeting of the people of the Rockpile.

I'll do at least six reviews today.  (I could do 18.)  But I'm going to spend time on The Rockpile too.

No, he doesn't.  And I'm not a fan in general.  But this has a lot to recommend it.

I'd boot the bootalicious too, and any bodacious so bold as to butt it's way in.  "Behira-blessed backside" hits the funnybone without parading the hepcat

Just watched the Gilliam =Munchausen= with my father.  I'd forgotten how well it's put together.

Oh, a couple paragraphs from finishing this too-long chapter.  I start typing after the reviews (yours and a few others).

And at some point I may turn the partial episode from The True and Complete Account of the Instructive Adventures of the Daring and Sagacious Count Hulhausen Lundersot, and of His Life and Times into a full short.  It might make a nice giveaway.

I owe you two reviews.  I probably won't be able to do them tomorrow, so Friday.  For now, I suggest swapping out hip words like bootie.

What's up, Chuck?

Vomiting while not in control of your breathing tends either to suffocate you or destroy youy lungs.

Spilled Pu.