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(1,528 replies, posted in Fantasy/Magic & Sci-Fi)

janet reid wrote:

Hey!!!  We give you alcohol and gasoline and heaps of other super useful (and safe-ish) stuff that you use everyday, you know, like that keyboard that you're typing on!  I'm sure K will be more appreciative ... *thinks a bit about that last one, starts search for a new group*

Speaking of which, The Computer Museum would probably like to take you to task for rubber feet, and worse, rubber capstans, that turn to sticky goo after twenty years or so.  I just donated an old CRT terminal to them because I need to get stuff out, and the keyboard feet were brown sticky plastiglop.

(That donation hurt.  It was a Heathkit that I assembled myself and used for several years.)

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(1,528 replies, posted in Fantasy/Magic & Sci-Fi)

If you naven't reviewed it, go ahead and do it.  I haven't had time to do much more than think and make a note or two.  If I'd had time, I'd have put another entry into the contest: what happens when Midlich and Forsa go into The Academy to withdraw some of Kirsey's gold.  The scene I envision--which might not happen--has Threckesrom rescuing them from his bed.

Whether I could do it a thousand words is another matter.

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(1,528 replies, posted in Fantasy/Magic & Sci-Fi)

What comes out is great, but we're talking about the worrkshop itself.

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(1,528 replies, posted in Fantasy/Magic & Sci-Fi)

I just remembered what a physicist once told me: the difference between a physicist and a chemist is that a chemist washes his hands before he goes to the bathroom.

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(1,528 replies, posted in Fantasy/Magic & Sci-Fi)

Chemistry safer?  No, I don't think so.

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(11 replies, posted in TheNextBigWriter Premium)

Norm d'Plume wrote:

Both Google Docs and Open Office include very good word processors, but I found that they require some manual reformatting if you want to eventually move the files to MS Word, which an editor/publisher would almost certainly require. Apparently, they don't save in exactly the same format that Word uses. No surprise, really, since they're complex files. In my case, I used only a few simple styles, but still couldn't get it to come across cleanly into Word. It wasn't a huge task but then I had only completed half of my first draft.
Dirk

There are internal inconsistancies in the MS file formats.  If you try to use two different sets of controls on the formatting, you can get very unexpected and unreasonable results.

This, by the way, is why many people in the Open Source community believe that Penfield Jackson was right and Kotter-Kelly was wrong.  The MS file formats are not as precisely defined as a standardized programming language, and are effectively defined only by the MS proprietary programs that write and read them.  (The new C++ standard will be over 1300 pages and, in spite of 100,000s of hours of work, will surely have a few hundred holes.  It's hard to cover all the cases.  Look up 'Koenig Name Lookup'.)

I didn't read your story, but ... the second cover is the best image.  I think it would be stronger if you cropped about half of the hood off the top and enough off the right to keep the ratio.

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(36 replies, posted in TheNextBigWriter Premium)

Thanks!

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(1,528 replies, posted in Fantasy/Magic & Sci-Fi)

You were the guy who sat on the dorm porch with a slingshot, lighing firecrackers off your cigar before you let them fly ....

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(1,528 replies, posted in Fantasy/Magic & Sci-Fi)

I've probably soldered 5,000 connections, and desoldered maybe 800, and I've never had to put a fire out.

Part of the credit goes to the electronics industry and the safety standards they meet with self-extinguishing and flame-retardent materials, but the point is made.  Landlords should forbid deep-frying chicken, not low-energy hobby electronics.

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(1,528 replies, posted in Fantasy/Magic & Sci-Fi)

Deep frying any food in a pan.  You're heating a pint or more of flammable oil to within 70 or 80 degrees of its smoke point.  (That's for new oil.  Used oil has a lower smoke point.)  Then you're putting food in that contains moisture, resulting in bubbling and spatter, and the spatter will land a few inches from an ignition source.

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(1,528 replies, posted in Fantasy/Magic & Sci-Fi)

What I'd like to argue is that nothing I have or do is as dangerous as frying chicken.

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(1,528 replies, posted in Fantasy/Magic & Sci-Fi)

Fire inspectors, it seems.

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(36 replies, posted in TheNextBigWriter Premium)

I just looked at Rosebud Lives by Adrian Langford.  I opened the first inline review (mobile interface).  About the first half of the items showed up with expansions.  The others I had to click on.

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(342 replies, posted in TheNextBigWriter Premium)

Mobile interface: I press the menu button and enter a title in the searchbox.  I touch on the magnifying glass and get buttons for writer search/posting search.  I click on posting an the background color of that buttons changes.  I get a listing of writers, no postings.

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(1,528 replies, posted in Fantasy/Magic & Sci-Fi)

KHippolite wrote:
njc wrote:

By the way, I did put up a rather bland 'chapter' in Book 2, called 'A Missing Copper'.  I'm not sure where this will happen, or whether it will go exactly this way, but it does give some hints about character future.

Where are the non-bland and the equally-bland chapters of book 2?

What, you never saw Mr. Blandings Builds His Dream House?

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(2 replies, posted in Fantasy World Builders)

Asimov was a master of naming.  The Foundation series is particularly good.

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(36 replies, posted in TheNextBigWriter Premium)

Nice.  'X' for eXpanded?  I think I'll take off my request to others not to inline their reviews.

Have the problems with overlapping comment zones been fixed?

Now, can we have a setting to put the X-display up as a personal default?

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(9 replies, posted in Fantasy/Magic & Sci-Fi)

Congratulations to Adrian.  I thought he had a strong entry.  He was in my top four.  (So was I.)

Followup thought on the last review you did for me: When you find a logic bomb or plot hole, treat it like a lemon and make lemonade.  Or make it an error a character must learn from.

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(264 replies, posted in TheNextBigWriter Premium)

sarahniyii wrote:

Hi, I'm new and it'd be nice if you give me feedback on my novel. Mercii

Pick a few writers in your genre and review their work.  Some of them will reciprocate.

Norm d'Plume wrote:

One other idea that seems more workable in the short term is to create a kickstarter-like site dedicated to raising money for book writing/publishing/marketing. The best proposals would hopefully get the most funding.

Sol, start coding. :-)

Dirk

Kickstarter is already used for publishing.  The Girl Genuis people (Professor and Professora Foglio of Transylvania Polygnostic U smile ) use it to finance their print collections.  They've got a vid out on the GG site now for their next volume ("We must buy great big barrels of Perfect!").

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(1,528 replies, posted in Fantasy/Magic & Sci-Fi)

By the way, I did put up a rather bland 'chapter' in Book 2, called 'A Missing Copper'.  I'm not sure where this will happen, or whether it will go exactly this way, but it does give some hints about character future.

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(74 replies, posted in Fantasy/Magic & Sci-Fi)

I've heard of something called something like MacKinson Triple Stout.  The fellow who described it said it was a bit thicker than motor oil.

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(1,528 replies, posted in Fantasy/Magic & Sci-Fi)

Book Gardens Florist owns their own building, and the proprietors apparently live right next door.  I've been trying to get a link out of GooMaps, but neither the Android app nor the Web versions on the Android will let me copy-to-paste--if they let me see the link at all.

Anyway, take your favorite mapper, give it 868 Monmouth Road, Cream Ridge NJ, switch to arieal/satellite view, and look for the 50x100 foot building.  The front 15 feet are the florist.  The rest is the book room, eight aisles the length of the space, with nooks and cubbyholes.  The number of shelves varies with the predominant book size, but is at least nine and goes to 13 in sections full of paperbacks.  8 aisles times 85 feet, times two, gives 1360 feet.  Times ten shelves gives 13,600 linear feet of shelf.  At fifteen books per foot (and the width depends heavily on the book size) ... oops, only around 200,000.

Okay, I don't have the computations I did to get 500,000.  But 200,000 is still a lot.

By the way, the original model 747 had more than 1,000,000 rivets, and the design documents weighed more than the plane.