I'll consider it. It has the potential to be funny. I'm in:-)
401 2016-10-29 00:38:55
Re: Acts/ Dictates/ Mandates/ Mantle - Amy's Thread (1,905 replies, posted in Fantasy/Magic & Sci-Fi)
402 2016-10-28 02:58:47
Re: The Galaxy Tales - Dirk B. (1,217 replies, posted in Fantasy/Magic & Sci-Fi)
Lady K sucks.
I know because Dirk called you a beaver.
Truth.
403 2016-10-28 02:57:40
Re: The Galaxy Tales - Dirk B. (1,217 replies, posted in Fantasy/Magic & Sci-Fi)
If this is for a query, then there are things that need to be added to this. Like the title, word count, comps (similar books to visualize the plot) and classification for the story. IMO, you can't use the query for a blurb or synopsis. These need to be crafted individually.
Example:
INTO THE MIND OF GOD is a 75K HF novel set in the 41st century. Comps are STAR WARS meets the movie CALIGULA. The story centers around Joseph and Apollo, teens who grow up worlds apart but are both visited by a being who calls himself God. By cooperating and resisting divine intervention, both boys travel the universe as they fulfill their destinies. Apollo, heir...
You get the idea.
404 2016-10-24 12:45:31
Re: The Galaxy Tales - Dirk B. (1,217 replies, posted in Fantasy/Magic & Sci-Fi)
Yup. A T tunic is standard item of clothing that uses a maximum of fabric with only two seams if you don't finish the neckline. Usually the only difference between men and women was the length of the garment.
405 2016-10-24 05:35:12
Re: The Galaxy Tales - Dirk B. (1,217 replies, posted in Fantasy/Magic & Sci-Fi)
Didn't I already get pulled apart limb-from-limb by legions of screaming fans?
406 2016-10-22 00:06:36
Re: The Galaxy Tales - Dirk B. (1,217 replies, posted in Fantasy/Magic & Sci-Fi)
Sometimes he writes so he can pull off Star Trek puns. The punier the better:-)
407 2016-10-21 11:03:43
Re: The Sorcerer's Progress (1,528 replies, posted in Fantasy/Magic & Sci-Fi)
(Bounces happily and washes away the guilt) The Scots really know how to swear. I stole it from them
408 2016-10-21 08:39:01
Re: The Sorcerer's Progress (1,528 replies, posted in Fantasy/Magic & Sci-Fi)
Sorry I put that on your thread. In typical fashion, I'm regretting my honesty. It's just that Dirk said the 'T' word. Damn, the guilt that you can make me feel with just a non-smiley face...Want me to delete it?
409 2016-10-21 07:04:33
Re: The Sorcerer's Progress (1,528 replies, posted in Fantasy/Magic & Sci-Fi)
I see your language and raise you one better. I think you were talking about that hairy, orange, polyester, j**ztrumpet?
Oh, I'm sorry. I meant that damn weaselheaded f**knugget.
Ladies present? Fah. I work in the ER. Before that, I worked with firemen as partners for 10 years.
410 2016-10-21 06:56:01
Re: The Galaxy Tales - Dirk B. (1,217 replies, posted in Fantasy/Magic & Sci-Fi)
Interesting if Billie deals with a couple of the resident consciousnesses in Joseph's head. If they stop talking so that she can gain a bigger chunk of the mental real estate.
411 2016-10-18 13:17:54
Re: NorthernSkies or NS - Janet (213 replies, posted in Fantasy/Magic & Sci-Fi)
Welcome to the fire. Come closer and we'll roast each other like marshmallows :-) But in a tasty way that leaves you coming back for more. Or so I hope.
I'm still waiting for the cold weather to start so I can smear everybody with reviews. Introduce youself!
A
412 2016-10-18 11:26:37
Re: NorthernSkies or NS - Janet (213 replies, posted in Fantasy/Magic & Sci-Fi)
Meh. I think its a breath of fresh air. Everybody is back to talking at least once a day. The summer took a lot out of all of us. Hibernating in the heat, as it were.
413 2016-10-17 21:53:22
Re: NorthernSkies or NS - Janet (213 replies, posted in Fantasy/Magic & Sci-Fi)
Enjoy. Nothing beats having family and reconnecting with people that you grew up with. It helps you remember that you are still young.
414 2016-10-17 07:54:49
Re: NorthernSkies or NS - Janet (213 replies, posted in Fantasy/Magic & Sci-Fi)
Does that mean you're coming to Toledo on the 19th? Hmmmm? Maybe in cahoots with Janet?
415 2016-10-16 22:44:31
Re: The Galaxy Tales - Dirk B. (1,217 replies, posted in Fantasy/Magic & Sci-Fi)
I concur
416 2016-10-16 22:40:49
Re: The Sorcerer's Progress (1,528 replies, posted in Fantasy/Magic & Sci-Fi)
Elishiva,
I just united a scene that I wrote 2 years ago with the current action in Dictates. It may mess with your OCD, but realize that you should write what is in your head and save it for later. If you are going to finish the book, then the time isn't wasted.
417 2016-10-16 05:46:56
Re: FUCCCCCKKKKK!!!!!! (27 replies, posted in Fantasy/Magic & Sci-Fi)
My ears are ringing :-)
418 2016-10-16 02:25:24
Re: Acts/ Dictates/ Mandates/ Mantle - Amy's Thread (1,905 replies, posted in Fantasy/Magic & Sci-Fi)
One chapter closer to trashing Base Camp. It's up for anyone who wants to see where the never-ending-story is heading this week.
I'll get to the reviews I owe. I promise. I can't wait for the winter. People need to stop shooting shit.
419 2016-10-16 02:23:51
Re: FUCCCCCKKKKK!!!!!! (27 replies, posted in Fantasy/Magic & Sci-Fi)
What does it mean that this thread started with an F-bomb?
(Wrinkles brow and looks confused)
420 2016-10-16 02:23:01
Re: The Sorcerer's Progress (1,528 replies, posted in Fantasy/Magic & Sci-Fi)
Totally you, Janet. Take the credit and the blame…
421 2016-10-14 09:03:09
Re: The Sorcerer's Progress (1,528 replies, posted in Fantasy/Magic & Sci-Fi)
I've been accused of many things, and that is appropriate. I used that in my introduction to new members on the group. Don't blame me. Janet started it.
422 2016-10-14 09:01:28
Re: FUCCCCCKKKKK!!!!!! (27 replies, posted in Fantasy/Magic & Sci-Fi)
When I finally get to meet you, Dirk, I expect planetary status.
Name this movie:
"Head! Pants! Now!....Aw, look he's gone to cry himself to sleep on his big pillow...I mean the thing is huge! Have yeh seen it? It's like Sputnik, huge w' big spikey things sticking out the sides!"
423 2016-10-13 23:03:02
Re: FUCCCCCKKKKK!!!!!! (27 replies, posted in Fantasy/Magic & Sci-Fi)
I picked this thread because I'm about to remind you about winter. I figure last year, you established a baseline tolerance to the cold and will expect the same thing to happen. Winter is sneaky. Don't expect the same weather.
1) Fill up the fluids in your car and get the oil checked.
2) Use a non-freezing windshield wiper fluid that coats your windshield (like armor-all)
3) Replace your windshield wiper blades.
4) Throw the shovel back in your car.
5) Put the scraper/brush back in your car along with an extra set of gloves.
6) A bag of sand or salt in your trunk. Also put 3-4 old towels in the car (the most useful first aid item you could possibly stockpile)
7) Don't forget to have signal flares available in your trunk. At least three. Just in case. If you do decide to light them for an accident, then make sure they are FAR away from any spilled gasoline.
It's autumn weather down here. We might get an indian summer, but it's too early to tell.
424 2016-10-13 22:55:09
Re: The Galaxy Tales - Dirk B. (1,217 replies, posted in Fantasy/Magic & Sci-Fi)
Nice thinning.
425 2016-10-13 22:53:34
Re: The Sorcerer's Progress (1,528 replies, posted in Fantasy/Magic & Sci-Fi)
I expect another chapter from Elishiva. After all, another one of her friends wound up in the ER...That's when she does her best writing!