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I don't have a problem with what you have. It's been done that way forever. This is what I have in Wilted Magnolias b/c I want folks to be breathless just as April is:

Opening the door, the women were greeted by the rumble of large mowers. A handsome young man—six-two, two hundred pounds, sun-bleached blond hair, sky-blue eyes, bronze tan, expansive chest and shoulders—walked up the steps. He wore jeans and a tank top with the high school mascot on front. "Miss Chastain?" he asked.
Gawking, April replied, "Yes?"

I don't see this as telling. It's relating what April sees and how it affects her. So, I'm good with yours.

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bimmy wrote:

OH! I can sit and type fine. I just can't sleep well. Yeah...I'm too young for this kind of back pain. Chiropractor helps bunches!!

Bimmy

I swear by my chiropractor. And I can't sleep sometimes because my damned characters keep having conversations in my dreams. Does this happen to anyone else on here?

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A.T.Schlesinger wrote:

(Yeah, I got it too. Didn't reply.)

Man:    You sit here, dear.    

Wife:    All right.

Man:    Morning!

Waitress:    Morning!

Man:    Well, what've you got?
Waitress:    Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam;

Waitress:    ...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam...

Waitress:    ...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.
Wife:    Have you got anything without spam?

Waitress:    Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it.

Wife:    I don't want ANY spam!

Man:    Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage?

Wife:    THAT'S got spam in it!

Man:    Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it?

Wife:    Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then?

Waitress:    Urgghh!

Wife:    What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like spam!

Waitress:    You can't have egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam.

Wife:    I don't like spam!

Man:    Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!

Waitress:Baked beans are off.

Man:    Well could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?

Waitress:    You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam...

Hilarious! Now I can go to bed in a really good mood. You made me laugh.

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Suin wrote:

I always reciprocate even if it does sometimes take a while

Me too, Suin. I have your newest on my list. I'm overjoyed to be getting books into print and for sale, but it's time consuming, and then the marketing is trying!

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Bimmy! I'm still here too. You know nothing I have is straight romance, but everything has some romance woven in. Take your pick. Headcount would be a good starting place. I'll add you to my exhaustive list.

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Thanks, Sol. I just now got the chance to get on here & had that too. I PMed you, so disregard.

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jack the knife wrote:

Truth be told, Vern, as someone who has seen "Deliverance" a number of times, I'd just as soon not be looking for them thar hollers.

Hey, remember Possum Holler!

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Bimmy, contact NYnative1 for info. (Nidia Hernandez.)

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You can't "see" it, but you can feel the burn.

Take care of yourself and get well. I'm ready for some more Cat & her Ship!

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jack the knife wrote:

Congratulations, Janet. Is your mother still alive?

No, John. My mother died when I was 19. She was 43 when I was born. I've been on my own for a long time.

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Just sent Wilted Magnolias to proof. Planned release date--10/1/16 in honor of my mother's 100th birthday.

https://www.facebook.com/29969895006130 … mp;theater

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I liked the little house to click to go to my home page.

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Well done!

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Patience is a virtue--one I don't possess. However, I once prayed for patience. Take my word for it--NEVER PRAY FOR PATIENCE. God does not give patience. He gives you 5 kids to teach you patience. So, I have more now than I did when I stupidly said that prayer. I, too, understand what hectic means. My only suggestion would be that if you agree to judge and there is a hold up for some reason, simply drop Sol a note.  (And not potty problems.) Delays for valid reasons are understandable, just not lame excuses. We all have issues, some more than others. Don't let your issue become a crutch.

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Short Story

SHORT LIST
Band of Gold
Close Encounter
Davey’s Wrist
Fortress of Solitude
Gracie Under Fire
Revenge
The Hunt

OTHER FINALISTS

After Shock, T. D. Arkenberg, Arlington Heights, IL
Butterflies of Damascus, Agnieszka Miter, New York, NY
Collateral Damage, Mike Ditchfield, Edgartown, MA
Conversation at the Meuse, Mary Bradshaw, Flowood, MS
Doc, Paul Bartkiewictz, Sacramento, CA
Empty Eyes, Deb Jannerson, New Orleans, LA
Horsewomen, Hayley Lynch, New Orleans, LA
Isle Royale, Mark Munger, Duluth, MN
In the Name of the Father and the Son, Frank Cox, Atlanta, GA
Lifus Moon, Becky Browder, Jacksonville, AL
Long Time No See, Bruce Wexler, Elmhurst, IL,
Kitchen Door, Anita White, Baton Rouge, LA
Racing the Storm, Sudy Vance Leavy, Athens, GA
Ready, Jamie Spirito, Carlsbad, CA
Snip, Nancy Antle, New Haven, CT
Saving the Jews, Paul Negri, Clifton, NJ
Sold, Lily Huage, Garyville, LA
Some Cold War Blues, Dan Flanigan, Fairway, KS
Swan Lake, Susan Levi Wallach, Columbia, SC
The Chosen, Lottie Boggan, Jackson, MS
The End of Infinity, David Bennett Carren, Edinburg, TX?
The First Time I Beat a Chicken, Chandra Garcia, Phoenix, AZ
The Man Who Saved Baseball, Mike Tuoy, Jefferson, GA
The New World, Liz Gruder, New Orleans, LA
The Royal Road to Big Fish, Jack Stillwagon, Hamilton, NY
Unclean, Alysia Anderson, Folsom, LA
Way Station, Susan Kagan, Metairie, LA
When the Levee Breaks, Leslee Becker, Fort Collins, CO

SEMI-FINALISTS
American Forest Creatures, Max Diksztejn, San Francisco, CA
A Girl Called Penny, Jacqueline Guidry, Kansas City, MO
An Eventful Visit, Carlene Singleton, Brandon, MS
Anonymous, Max Diksztejn, San Francisco, CA
Another Strange Land, Ashley Anne Howard, Boston, MA
An Unseen Success, David Hernquist, Smyrna, GA
Apple Cake Rising, Elaine Crauder, Havertown, PA
Arrangements, Kim Bradley, St. Augustine, FL
At the End of the Sidewalk, Erica Arnold
Bullshit, Peter McDougal, Atlanta, GA
Cotton, Nancy Brock, Columbia, SC
Crimea, Mon Amour, Ania Savage, Denver, CO
Dialogue, Elias Carrier, New Orleans, LA
Grandfather, Paul Steele, Beaufort, SC
Emily and Jackie, Mary Summers Whittle, Charlottesville, VA
Expecting, Maureen D. Hall, West Tilsbury, MA
Flowers in Winter Light, Maureen Welch, St. Augustine, FL
Harold’s Riddle, Joyce K. Gordon, Glencoe, IL
Horror on Duke Street, Leslie Anne Daniels, Thorold, Ontario, Canada
How to Overcome a Painful Obsession, Obert Fittje, Tallahassee, FL
Hunting el Chupacabraj, Christopher Weber, Reno, NV
I Was Different Before They Hit The Ground, Kalista Puhnaty, Idylwild, CA
It Could Have Happened Like This, Nancy Avery Dafoe, Homer, NY
L.A. Siren, Scott Archer Jones, Angel Fire, NM
Laughter, Joy Shane,
Losing My Religion, Brian Ward Zimmerman, Boone, NC
Love Letters, Valencia Hawkins, New Orleans, LA
Lower Case Love, Geoff Schutt, Salem, MA
Mama Tends, Maudie Walker
Melanie, Lesley Hardy, Oxford, OH
Officer Boyle and Mrs. Wheeler, Joyce J. Davis, Northbook, IL
On This Day I Die, Mark Summerville, Pulaski, PA
Perpetual Messiah, Mal King, Santa Paula, CA
Play the Hand You Are Dealt, Mary Hutchins Reed, Chicago, IL
Quarter Tone, Nelson A. Blish, Rochester, NY
Saladis Are Better, Parsa Sheikholeslami, Idykwild, CA
Sisters, Katharine Scales Thompson, Allston, MA
Stranger on the Road, Erica Arnold
The Artificial Heart, Elaine Crauder, Havertown, PA
The Black Hole of Shady Acres, Mike Tuohy, Jefferson, GA
The Bluebells of Bonny Forest, Cynthia Morrison, Palm Beach, FL
The Miracle of Fatima, R. L. “Pete”Peterson, Escondido, CA
The Plumber’s Daughter, Paul Negri, Clifton, NJ
The Porter, Pat Gallant, New York, NY
The Sainted Aunt, Scott Archer Jones, Angel Fire, NM
The Whales, Abigail Delbianco, Newtown, PA
Thirty-Nine Hours, Lottie Boggan, Jackson, MS
Undertow, Susan Folkes, Richmond, VA
West Nothing (And The Birds), Elissa C. Huang, West Hoboken, NJ


MY EDITOR>>Lottie Boggan, "The Chosen" is a finalist & "Thirty-nine Hours" is a Semifinalist! OUR OWN>> Leslie Daniels, Horror on Duke Street is a semifinalist! And my dear friend, Carlene Singleton's "An Uneventful Visit" is a semifinalist.

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Thanks, Sol for getting mine up there!!!! I'm about to Tweet those pages & put the site on FB, and my blog. TYTYTY!

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https://www.facebook.com/events/8763626 … null%22%7D

I'll be there at the antique store directly across from the court house signing my books. King Satin's Realm will be stand-alone, but I've bundled The Raiford Chronicles, even though you can still get those individually too.

Anybody living close enough, come on out!

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max keanu wrote:

Anyone else make the cut, perhaps in other categories? And, congratulations!

Follow the link to see all winners. Novel, Narrative Nonfiction, and Short Story are not yet posted. Anyone else here? Point yourself out!!!!!

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Novella
SHORT LIST
Abraham’s Wound
Dora
Drunk with Fire
Further
Molly’s Hope
Newborn
See No Evil<<THIS IS OUR OWN LESLIE DANIELS. THERE WAS NO AUTHOR NAME!!!! (Graywitch)
The Love Bank
Terminal
The Trouble with Goats
Uncle Phineas and the Letters

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https://wordsandmusic.org/2016-william- … mpetition/

SEMI-FINALISTS
Attachment Theory, Gary Wallace, Powell, WY
Effigy, Diane O’Shea, Grand Rapids, MI
Goodwill Changes Lives, Janet Taylor-Perry, Ridgeland, MS     I MADE THE FIRST CUT AT LEAST! I ONLY SUBMITTED A SHORT STORY AND AN ESSAY THIS YEAR. SHORT STORY RESULTS NOT IN YET.
Lee and the Poison Lobster, Pat Gallant, New York, NY
Legacy, Maureen D. Hall, West Tisbury, MA
My Grandfather’s Valentine, Grayson Russell, Sumter, SC
Namely Me, Torie Marie Dale, Taylor, SC
One Night Over Cocktails, Tena Russ, Riverwoods, IL
Pillow Talk, Pat Gallant, New York, NY
Rebirth and Racism, Ann Marie Falcon, Pittsburg, PA
San Francisco, Grayson Russell, Sumter, SC
The Gift of Self Improvement, Kathleen Greishaber, Metairie, LA

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http://www.authorspublish.com/the-top-5 … w-authors/

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Welcome back

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CC
Christopher Jurod Chambers
mrlifox@gmail.com

chris@juroddesisgns.com

cchambers@juroddesisgns.com

Email for the young man he did all my covers. He's a former student of mine that I taught journalism to. He has a graphic design degree now. At least one of these will get to him.