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1,076 2015-12-23 23:52:31
Re: Say the first word that comes to mind... (1,634 replies, posted in TheNextBigWriter Premium)
1,077 2015-12-23 13:07:50
Re: Say the first word that comes to mind... (1,634 replies, posted in TheNextBigWriter Premium)
Piper
1,078 2015-12-22 23:50:41
Re: Say the first word that comes to mind... (1,634 replies, posted in TheNextBigWriter Premium)
Pineapple
1,079 2015-12-22 12:58:42
Re: Say the first word that comes to mind... (1,634 replies, posted in TheNextBigWriter Premium)
Blueberries
1,080 2015-12-22 03:37:44
Re: Say the first word that comes to mind... (1,634 replies, posted in TheNextBigWriter Premium)
Bleeds
1,081 2015-12-21 00:19:15
Re: Say the first word that comes to mind... (1,634 replies, posted in TheNextBigWriter Premium)
William
1,082 2015-12-19 00:29:09
Re: max returns (6 replies, posted in TheNextBigWriter Premium)
Welcome back. My daughter lives in the Seattle area, but I'm on the "right" coast, lol. Well, I don't do coffee anyway, or any way at all... Take care. Vern
1,083 2015-12-19 00:22:39
Re: Say the first word that comes to mind... (1,634 replies, posted in TheNextBigWriter Premium)
Misdirection: With, "... every idiot who goes about with 'Merry Christmas' on his lips should be boiled with his own pudding, and buried with a stake of holly through his heart. ..." you cleverly excluded all who do not fall within that widely encompassing category, which mutually exclusive subset leads directly to the "I am as light as a feather, I am as happy as an angel, I am as merry as a school-boy. I am as giddy as a drunken man. A merry Christmas to everybody! A happy New Year to all the world! Hallo here! Whoop! Hallo!” which followed. All one word of course, lol.
1,084 2015-12-18 00:00:52
Re: Say the first word that comes to mind... (1,634 replies, posted in TheNextBigWriter Premium)
Youtalkintome
1,085 2015-12-17 00:08:52
Re: Say the first word that comes to mind... (1,634 replies, posted in TheNextBigWriter Premium)
Maybe
1,086 2015-12-16 13:15:50
Re: Say the first word that comes to mind... (1,634 replies, posted in TheNextBigWriter Premium)
Hill
1,087 2015-12-15 23:48:21
Re: Say the first word that comes to mind... (1,634 replies, posted in TheNextBigWriter Premium)
Zombie
1,088 2015-12-15 13:02:10
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1,089 2015-12-13 00:18:18
Re: Say the first word that comes to mind... (1,634 replies, posted in TheNextBigWriter Premium)
marriage
1,090 2015-12-12 13:06:19
Re: Say the first word that comes to mind... (1,634 replies, posted in TheNextBigWriter Premium)
Lesser
1,091 2015-12-12 03:14:04
Re: Say the first word that comes to mind... (1,634 replies, posted in TheNextBigWriter Premium)
Head
1,092 2015-12-12 00:09:28
Re: Say the first word that comes to mind... (1,634 replies, posted in TheNextBigWriter Premium)
Cottage
1,093 2015-12-05 04:24:27
Re: Question for Thurber experts ... (6 replies, posted in TheNextBigWriter Premium)
How about, "gutted like fish." Take care. Vern
1,094 2015-11-29 16:17:51
Re: Suggestion for inline review points (69 replies, posted in TheNextBigWriter Premium)
Ahh, Charles, I missed you; hope you had as wonderful a Thanksgiving as did I. Take care. Vern
1,095 2015-11-28 21:53:02
Re: Out of curiosity... (3 replies, posted in TheNextBigWriter Premium)
corra wrote:
I have all those things. You will have to give me something else.
(If I wrote the story of Apostrophe Man, it would end in tragedy: Comma Man would steal all the apostrophes and claim them as his own. Plurals would no longer be reliable, and S-Elves would take over the world. Everyone would grow bored of Comma Man's surplus of punctuation, so we'd all start throwing commas everywhere. We'd be writing in staggering plurals.)
Works for me, lol. Name your price. Take care. Vern
1,096 2015-11-28 02:37:25
Re: Say the first word that comes to mind... (1,634 replies, posted in TheNextBigWriter Premium)
cool
1,097 2015-11-27 22:36:19
Re: Say the first word that comes to mind... (1,634 replies, posted in TheNextBigWriter Premium)
Ha -- that reminds me of the great cranberry scare way back before you were born. Someone included it in a spoof of The Night Before Christmas:
And the children huddled all frightened in their beds
With visions of poison cranberries dancing in their heads.
1,098 2015-11-27 22:29:45
Re: Out of curiosity... (3 replies, posted in TheNextBigWriter Premium)
No, but you can do it and we'll waive the deadline to give you an honorable mention along with a loud chorus of clapping and belly laughs and also promise to make a permanent monument in your likeness holding pen and sword. What say ye? Take care. Vern
1,099 2015-11-27 02:39:37
Re: Say the first word that comes to mind... (1,634 replies, posted in TheNextBigWriter Premium)
gravy -- one gravy to go with one potato
1,100 2015-11-26 13:38:50
Topic: Happy Thanksgiving (6 replies, posted in TheNextBigWriter Premium)
Happy Thanksgiving to all. Eat till you drop -- or not. Take care. Vern
