Misdirection: With, "... every idiot who goes about with 'Merry Christmas' on his lips should be boiled with his own pudding, and buried with a stake of holly through his heart. ..." you cleverly excluded all who do not fall within that widely encompassing category, which mutually exclusive subset leads directly to the "I am as light as a feather, I am as happy as an angel, I am as merry as a school-boy. I am as giddy as a drunken man. A merry Christmas to everybody! A happy New Year to all the world! Hallo here! Whoop! Hallo!” which followed. All one word of course, lol.

Youtalkintome

Maybe

Hill

Zombie

Reagan  https://www.facebook.com/20MuleTeamBora … 057900021/

marriage

Lesser

Head

Cottage

How about, "gutted like fish." Take care. Vern

Ahh, Charles, I missed you; hope you had as wonderful a Thanksgiving as did I. Take care. Vern

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corra wrote:

I have all those things. You will have to give me something else. lol

(If I wrote the story of Apostrophe Man, it would end in tragedy: Comma Man would steal all the apostrophes and claim them as his own. Plurals would no longer be reliable, and S-Elves would take over the world. Everyone would grow bored of Comma Man's surplus of punctuation, so we'd all start throwing commas everywhere. We'd be writing in staggering plurals.)

Works for me, lol. Name your price. Take care. Vern

cool

Ha  -- that reminds me of the great cranberry scare way back before you were born. Someone included it in a spoof of The Night Before Christmas:

And the children huddled all frightened in their beds
With visions of poison cranberries dancing in their heads.

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No, but you can do it and we'll waive the deadline to give you an honorable mention along with a loud chorus of clapping and belly laughs and also promise to make a permanent monument in your likeness holding pen and sword. What say ye? Take care. Vern

gravy -- one gravy to go with one potato

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Happy Thanksgiving to all. Eat till you drop -- or not. Take care. Vern

njc wrote:

I don't know where I found Dan Koboldt's site but Google didn't find the site name here, so I'm guessing it was somewhere else.  There are a lot of articles--over 60--on everything from viruses to the history of warfare and medieval occupations open to women.  They're not very deep, but they seem good enough to make the writer smarter.  And it looks like a new article is added every few weeks.

I just googled his name and had no trouble finding the site you link. If you go to his home/blog/etc. page, there is a link at the top of the page to the site you link here under  science in sci-fi. All the same links are at the top of the page you link here. Looks like a good site btw. Take care. Vern

vern wrote:
Charles_F_Bell wrote:
Charles F Bell wrote:

you chose to offer opinion on nothing I mentioned and voiced repeatedly how the points system sucks because it is for fools who think it can work without being taken advantage of.

vern wrote:

As always, you try to inject things you imagine. I gave an opinion on everything you suggested,

No. you didn't. You created a strawman to knock in your desire to criticize the points system.

vern wrote:

I have stated that no points system is perfect

You said it's pretty crappy.

vern wrote:

And I have stated repeatedly that the current system already does everything you think your suggestion would add to the system if used properly and not merely doing the bare minimum.


That's the strawman which is not my suggestion. If the number of comments for inline review were already proportional to the length of the reviewed piece, I would not suggest it.

vern wrote:

I have also stated that if someone wants to take advantage of the system (or any system) they can. Do you deny that?

Yeah, you've said it's pretty crappy, haven't you? repeatedly. Too bad it has nothing to do with my suggestion.

Okay, Charles, this has been interesting, but since you (to include both versions of you) don’t appear to have the capacity and/or desire to understand plain English and respond in a rational manner, I will tax myself to refrain from trying to converse with the equivalent of a two-faced stump.  I have no delusions that this will really be the end, so don’t be surprised to see this message reiterated upon any further/continuing nonsense on your part. Until then. Take care. Vern

Charles_F_Bell wrote:
Charles F Bell wrote:

you chose to offer opinion on nothing I mentioned and voiced repeatedly how the points system sucks because it is for fools who think it can work without being taken advantage of.

vern wrote:

As always, you try to inject things you imagine. I gave an opinion on everything you suggested,

No. you didn't. You created a strawman to knock in your desire to criticize the points system.

vern wrote:

I have stated that no points system is perfect

You said it's pretty crappy.

vern wrote:

And I have stated repeatedly that the current system already does everything you think your suggestion would add to the system if used properly and not merely doing the bare minimum.


That's the strawman which is not my suggestion. If the number of comments for inline review were already proportional to the length of the reviewed piece, I would not suggest it.

vern wrote:

I have also stated that if someone wants to take advantage of the system (or any system) they can. Do you deny that?

Yeah, you've said it's pretty crappy, haven't you? repeatedly. Too bad it has nothing to do with my suggestion.

Okay, Charles, this has been interesting, but since you (to include both versions of you) don’t appear to have the capacity and/or desire to understand plain English and respond in a rational manner, I will tax myself to refrain from trying to converse with the equivalent of a two-faced stump.  I have no delusions that this will really be the end, so don’t be surprised to see this message reiterated upon any further/continuing nonsense on your part. Until then. Take care. Vern

njc wrote:
vern wrote:

... I would still go more for the odd couple of Kermit and Miss Piggy and (s)he is still jealous of my singing, lol, as noted earlier. ...

Never argue with anything bigger than you can lift? smile

Good point, lol. Take care. Vern

vern wrote:
Charles F Bell wrote:

I never was suggesting a change to the point system

Really? What is this:

Charles F Bell wrote:

. . that the number of points be proportional to the number of comments left.

Do you know what a change is? Is the point system now proportional to the number of comments? If not, and I assume you wouldn’t be asking for it to be if it were, then that would constitute a change. Of course you can close your eyes and imagine it to be otherwise as you do most every other point brought up. You read into things only what you want to see. Another case in point:

Charles F Bell wrote:

The 'crux' is you never once commented on my suggestion about the fixed number of comments it takes to post an inline review

If you read things instead of just making up what you wish was there, then you might see I’ve been commenting on your suggestion from the beginning which of course is your problem, you don't like the differing opinions. The following begins my first comment:

vern wrote:

From one who typically leaves comments numbered well over the minimum and often into the teens and beyond, I fail to see how basing the points on the number of comments would increase the number of reviewers getting to the end of a story.

Charles F Bell wrote:

you chose to offer opinion on nothing I mentioned and voiced repeatedly how the points system sucks because it is for fools who think it can work without being taken advantage of.

As always, you try to inject things you imagine. I gave an opinion on everything you suggested, you just didn't like that opinion and so chose to try to somehow turn it into me criticizing the current system. Show me one instance where I said the current points system "sucks" or "is for fools." You can't because it is strictly from your warped imagination. You want to call that rude; if the shoe fits, wear it.

I have stated that no points system is perfect and that would definitely include yours whether you admit it is a change or not. And I have stated repeatedly that the current system already does everything you think your suggestion would add to the system if used properly and not merely doing the bare minimum. I have also stated that if someone wants to take advantage of the system (or any system) they can. Do you deny that? And your suggestion would not change the fact that someone can take advantage of the system if that is their purpose. Anyone can give a shoddy or incomplete review just for the points if they so desire and that is true of any system, not a criticism of this system specifically. I doubt any "rational" person could believe that any point system could not be taken advantage of. Now, you tell me how that equates to saying this system "sucks" or "is for fools" as you spout. And you might try using my words in context, not ones from your foggy imagination. Take care. Vern

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d a reynolds wrote:

Hi all,

Due to writing a new first chapter, by that I mean it's in addition to the existing one,  I now need to shuffle all the chapters along one. Is there a correct way to do this other than editing the content?

http://www.thenextbigwriter.com/posting-update/21946

Thanks

David

Go to your content page and select the chapter number you wish to change (click on it to change) and proceed with any others which need to follow suit. Take care. Vern

Charles F Bell wrote:

Your repetition of how annoying the point system to you is annoying.

Which one of you is talking now? Whichever it is, please point out one instance where I've said the point system is annoying. You've ignored past invitations to produce any such evidence of your imagined take on my position, but you fail to do so because you can't do it; it doesn't exist. I'm not sure why you can't accept that after it being shown to you repeatedly, but then it is sometimes hard to control such delusions. I wish you luck with conquering them. Take care. Vern