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(20 replies, posted in TheNextBigWriter Premium)

I don't like spam
I don't like it here
I don't like it there
I don't like spam anywhere.
No more freaking spam
Served or not with green eggs and ham
That's just the way I am.

Take care. Vern

Charles No Charge

828

(20 replies, posted in TheNextBigWriter Premium)

If they're wanting to meet you and discuss something important and you've never heard of them, it's a good bet you should delete immediately. Unless of course you like Russian roulette with five chambers loaded. Take care. Vern

soreass

Ice cream cones

Marmalade

Gator food

bulls eyes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnzHtm1jhL4

baker's dozen

Hang down your head Tom Dooley

Edited for link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtSzcKZGzDs

Leaning Tower of Pizza

black knight

bacon

840

(13 replies, posted in TheNextBigWriter Premium)

jack the knife wrote:

Truth be told, Vern, as someone who has seen "Deliverance" a number of times, I'd just as soon not be looking for them thar hollers.

Ahh, smart man, lol. Take care. Vern

841

(13 replies, posted in TheNextBigWriter Premium)

jack the knife wrote:

I think the hollers are in West Virginey or Kaintuck, Vern, ...

We do got some hollers hid back up in them thar NC mountains if you wanna look real hard or jus call some of my kinfolk for directions. Take care. Vern

Edited to add omitted word.

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(13 replies, posted in TheNextBigWriter Premium)

Now I reckon I can tell ya'll there be more than one NC writer rootin' around these hollers. But this un ain't lookin' to join no more groups or startin' no more civilized wars or such. If ya wanna split folks up real good, jus invite the Donald to join a group. Take care. Vern

SolN wrote:

I'll have to look into this. Does anyone ever check the button? I was thinking of removing the entire section unless people use it.

Don't know about anyone else, but I never use it. Just seems simpler to click on whatever story I might be interested in and go from there rather than a list of more or less random in-line reviews of stories I haven't read. Take care. Vern

It does, it does go back, or did it ever leave .... hmmm. Take care. Vern

Make a connection with them and then send the private message; then, if desired, remove connection. Or send a quickie in Navajo; most folks can't read that. Pick up the phone, give 'em a call. Who invented all this technology anyway, and why, lol? Take care. Vern

Drive a VW Bug

caught the car

Dog couch

849

(18 replies, posted in TheNextBigWriter Premium)

Susan Stec wrote:

In their defense, it gets pretty hectic out there sometimes.

Not sure that's a very good defense:

Caller ID, Judge #1: "Hello, Sol, sorry I'm running late. I'm taking a whiz, the only time I could squeeze in because of the hectic schedule I find myself in; but I will finish judging the finalists and give my vote within the next ___ days. Thanks so much for understanding and give my apologies to all the contestants. Gotta run, talk to you soon."

Caller ID, Judge #2: "Hello, Sol, I'm sitting on the can, the only time ... (ditto above conversation)

Disregard any bodily functions associated with #1 and #2 comments above; it happens. Take care. Vern

guacamole