As you can see above, the cognac has begun to kick in.
351 2025-01-09 16:03:07
Re: To all those I still owe reviews (24 replies, posted in TheNextBigWriter Premium)
352 2025-01-09 16:00:27
Re: To all those I still owe reviews (24 replies, posted in TheNextBigWriter Premium)
It occurs to me that if Donald tells his legions that the vaccine contains the disinfectant he suggested people inject, far more folks would be vaccinated. Of course, then RFK Jr. would have come along and revealed to people that the manufacturers, all of whom are secretly working for the Chinese government, are leaving out the Lysol for batches of vaccine going to red states. But once they're wise to the conspiracy, MAGA will storm Costco locations throughout the blue states, looking for Lysol. And if they run out, they can inject the highest quality maple syrup imported from the Union's newest northern member state.
The South shall rise again!
353 2025-01-09 15:40:37
Re: To all those I still owe reviews (24 replies, posted in TheNextBigWriter Premium)
Lots of cognac! That's as close as I'm willing to get to injecting a disinfectant. Tell Donald it doesn't work, but you'll be so drunk you won't give a hoot. Until the hangover, of course, so be sure to stay drunk!
354 2025-01-09 04:02:23
Re: To all those I still owe reviews (24 replies, posted in TheNextBigWriter Premium)
Thanks, Alan.
355 2025-01-09 02:22:31
Re: To all those I still owe reviews (24 replies, posted in TheNextBigWriter Premium)
(By the way, I triple-checked this for nits before posting—did I miss any)
Just the closing question mark. ![]()
Thanks for the best wishes, George and Marilyn. I'm feeling better today. Let's hope it lasts this time. Apollo, Joseph, and Connor aren't getting any younger.
Dirk
P.S. Just messing with ya, Marilyn. Made you look. ![]()
356 2025-01-07 23:59:30
Re: The Archangel Syndrome (309 replies, posted in Fantasy/Magic & Sci-Fi)
Funny thing. I forgot that, in American English, a rumble usually involves gangs/groups. So now I'm trying to decide if I should keep the rumble/rumbly terminology. I'm leaning toward keeping it.
I'll go with Sir Remington (Rummy) Rumblebottom IV. It's unused. And that gives me Sir Rummy, which is perfect.
357 2025-01-07 22:10:21
Topic: To all those I still owe reviews (24 replies, posted in TheNextBigWriter Premium)
I've been fighting off Covid since before Christmas, so I'm only here sporadically, usually via smartphone. Everytime I think it's going away, I wake up the next day to discover I was overly optimistic, although I have made some progress. I can't imagine what this would be like if I hadn't been vaccinated recently. Yeesh.
I hope to return to doing at least one review a day soon. Sorry for the delay.
Thanks
Dirk
358 2025-01-07 21:47:51
Re: Bugs & Maintenance Requests (155 replies, posted in TheNextBigWriter Premium)
Sol,
The help documentation still refers users to support@thenextbigwriter.com rather than contact@thenextbigwriter.com. Also, last I checked, the site references the support email address when new users are trying to sign up and have to verify their email address. If they have an issue at that point, they won't be able to sign up, and we'll never know it.
At a minimum, is it possible for you to set up a simple forward of support emails to the contact email address, so that it's at least being monitored? The latter approach seems like it would involve less work.
However, the help documentation also still references the obsolete phone number, which should simply be deleted.
Thanks
Dirk
359 2025-01-07 21:29:24
Re: Minor Enhancement Requests (6 replies, posted in TheNextBigWriter Premium)
A nice right-click menu at the moment you want to start commenting would probably do it as long as the site could take you back to where you were at that moment.
360 2025-01-07 17:22:05
Re: The Archangel Syndrome (309 replies, posted in Fantasy/Magic & Sci-Fi)
Thanks for checking that. Didn't even occur to me. I had a look at it. Although you can use copyright to try to prevent anyone from using a unique name (Harry Potter?), if its important enough to protect all uses of that name in any fictional work (Harry Potter?), they'd almost certainly have to go for a trademark (eg droid). The example you found doesn't appear important enough that anyone would bother. Also, I only use the name once (I use Sir Rumbly everywhere else), and mine is Sir Reginald Rumblebottom IV whereas they use Lord Reginald Rumblebottom. Also, mine is the name of a relatively unimportant android in one chapter of a sci-fi novel, whereas theirs is something totally different.
I'm pretty sure I'm safe.
361 2025-01-07 06:15:50
Re: The Archangel Syndrome (309 replies, posted in Fantasy/Magic & Sci-Fi)
I added an android sports commentator for the combat pit, which I've renamed the rumble pit. Unfortunately, the android grew sentient and went off the deep end as Lo Bidda androids like to do and began making ludicrous British-slang comments in an English accent. Rather than replace it, the kids renamed it Sir Reginald "Rumbly" Rumblebottom IV (Sir Rumbly). Part of the credit for the slang goes to Gemini.
I'll probably do a full repost of chapters 8 and 9 once the cleanup is done. In the meantime, I highlighted the new nonsense in bold.
I have to admit I laughed my ass off writing Sir Rumbly's dialogue.
363 2025-01-06 01:07:26
Re: etc (68 replies, posted in Fantasy/Magic & Sci-Fi)
Ah. Cool. I forgot to ask, is there a way to export an entire thread from the backup to a text or Word file in some searchable/browsable format? That would probably be the easiest way to handle huge threads, although currently I'm the only one who still uses any. It would allow searching the file(s).
Thanks
Dirk
364 2025-01-05 23:23:45
Re: etc (68 replies, posted in Fantasy/Magic & Sci-Fi)
Cool. What do you foresee people uploading?
365 2025-01-04 04:35:07
Topic: AI nonsense (0 replies, posted in TheNextBigWriter Premium)
I asked Gemini to make up some absurd expressions for my demented space opera that some distant future British commentator might use while describing a martial arts fight in a mud pit (as if that wasn't absurd enough):
- "Not half bad, old bean! Though a bit like a walrus on roller skates."
- "Gadzooks, that was a barnstormer! Like a runaway wheelbarrow chasing a flock of pigeons!"
- "Well, I say! That was quite the carry-on! Like a tea party on a runaway rollercoaster!"
- "A right bobby dazzler, that was, like a giraffe tap-dancing in a teacup!"
- "A bit of a rum affair, if you ask me! A giraffe wrestling a penguin!"
366 2025-01-02 04:49:29
Re: Bugs & Maintenance Requests (155 replies, posted in TheNextBigWriter Premium)
Sol, happy new year. We have a returning user (whatta) whose account was created in 2006. He can post chapters and short stories, and the posted works show on my home page, but when I look in his portfolio, the book (Tropical Cancer) doesn't show up. Any idea why this might be?
Thanks
Dirk
367 2025-01-01 23:14:26
Re: Permission to write a story on Facebook? (4 replies, posted in TheNextBigWriter Premium)
Also, hit the escape key to attempt to bypass that popup.
368 2025-01-01 23:07:11
Re: Permission to write a story on Facebook? (4 replies, posted in TheNextBigWriter Premium)
Do you mean you finished reviewing a story?
369 2025-01-01 05:04:02
Re: Links (5 replies, posted in TheNextBigWriter Premium)
Too bad tnbw doesn't host pictures for inside forum posts (as far as I know).
370 2024-12-31 02:07:01
Re: Happy New Year! (11 replies, posted in TheNextBigWriter Premium)
Congratulations, Randy. Terrific accomplishments.
371 2024-12-30 18:18:39
Re: Visible on the internet? (2 replies, posted in TheNextBigWriter Premium)
If you post something with internet visibility, it will be included in search results returned by Google, assuming the right query/criteria are given. Anyone who clicks the link will then be able to read it or copy it without even being a member of this site. If you plan to publish something professionally, don't include internet visibility on the work when you post it here. I have no plans to sell my short stories, so I included internet visibility on those.
372 2024-12-30 12:51:22
Re: Savior of the Damned (the Connor series) by Dirk B. (1,492 replies, posted in Fantasy/Magic & Sci-Fi)
I just read up on it. The similarities are cool. I guess if you're going to invent an afterlife based on Revelation there will be similarities.
373 2024-12-30 02:45:32
Re: Humor me (4 replies, posted in TheNextBigWriter Premium)
You're probably right about why it's not showing up. I suspect the site uses the original posted date to decide what gets shown on the home page. You can republish it, but that costs points. Or simply dive into those works shown on the home page and start reviewing. Almost all of the active folks on the site reciprocate, though some of us (e.g., me) are slower than others at reviewing. Best way to find active folks is to focus on the stories, chapters, and poems currently on your home page. For anyone else, check their profile to see when they were last online. Many accounts are inactive.
374 2024-12-30 02:05:08
Re: word limit (17 replies, posted in TheNextBigWriter Premium)
Yup, looks like it's accessible and posted in Premium. You're good to go. I'll try reviewing it shortly to make sure there are no glitches.
375 2024-12-30 00:18:59
Re: Humor me (4 replies, posted in TheNextBigWriter Premium)
We did a major group cleanup and eliminated the ones that were consistently unused. Folks on this site also had a chance to weigh in before we deleted anything. You'll probably find most of the groups that remain receive very little forum traffic, although they are used to post stories into. Best bet though is to post into Premium as well. It costs points but at least everyone will see it. Stuff posted only to non-Premium groups will only be seen by members of those groups. Besides, all the cool kids hang out in Premium. ![]()
If you want a group besides Premium with a semi-active forum, the Fantasy/Magic/Sci-fi group is an eclectic mix of characters beyond just those three genres. Think of it as Central Perk from Friends.