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(2 replies, posted in Cop Shop)

They're always telling us we need to read more.  Here are 10 from Ireland to read and review for the Cop Shop Forum.  Pick any one, come back and tell us what you thought of it.  If you already read one, tell us about it.

From The Guardian: Brian McGilloway's top 10 modern Irish crime novels
From police procedurals to satires and even screwball comedies, the Inspector Devlin author picks the best from a booming genre

1. The Wrong Kind of Blood by Declan Hughes
Declan Hughes has crafted a superb series based on his PI, Ed Loy, winning the Shamus Award and being shortlisted for this year's Edgar in the US. The debut novel in the series, The Wrong Kind of Blood, has, among many other things, a corking first line and an unforgettable scene involving a shed, some gardening implements and a psychotic hoodlum called Podge that showcases Hughes's skill in handling dialogue.

2. The Guards by Ken Bruen
Ken Bruen needs little introduction. This novel, the first in the Jack Taylor series, proved that it was possible to set a crime novel in modern Ireland successfully. All the trademarks of Bruen's future work are here; sparse, brutal poetic prose, black humour and a sense of bleak desperation in the voice of the narrator.

3. Mystery Man by Bateman
He may have lost his Christian name, but Bateman's sense of humour remains intact. His newest book, Mystery Man, is notable for the setting – No Alibis, a specialist crime bookshop in Belfast that has been supporting Irish crime writing for more than a decade. There is a huge amount of enjoyment to be had from author spotting in the book – particularly a certain literary novelist who tries his hand at crime whilst being massively disparaging about the genre. Plenty of laugh out loud moments too, including the mention of one fictional, though strangely believable Northern Irish book title: It Was Fine When It Left Us – The Building Of The Titantic.

4. Darkhouse by Alex Barclay
Her recent book, Blood Runs Cold, continues to win rave reviews, but there's nowhere better to start than with Darkhouse. Merging plot lines on both sides of the Atlantic, it brought a distinctly American plot onto Irish soil, while offering a dramatic insight into the minds of both the detective and crucially, the killer too. Dark, unsettling and compulsive.

5. The Midnight Choir by Gene Kerrigan
Gene Kerrigan's novels carry a weight and depth of knowledge few other crime writers can match, born from his work as a journalist. There are no simple answers in his work, no easy demarcations between good and bad. His prose is superb, his grasp of characters and the desires which drive them frighteningly realistic.

6. The Big O by Declan Burke
Declan Burke is single-handedly supporting Irish crime fiction at his site www.crimealwayspays.blogspot.com but he is also a terrific crime writer himself. The Big O charts the relationship of armed robber Karen and her new lover Ray. Throw in an ex-prisoner looking to set up a support group and a wolf called Anna and you have some sense of a novel which recalls Elmore Leonard at his best.

7. Dead I Well May Be by Adrian McKinty
The first in the Michael Forsythe series also boasts one of my favourite book titles, taken from the song, Danny Boy. Adrian McKinty establishes Forstythe from the start as a troubled character, struggling to find revenge and redemption in equal measure. Startlingly violent yet darkly humourous, this is hard-boiled Irish noir at its best.

8. Undertow by Arlene Hunt
Arlene Hunt's novels, based around QuicK Investigations, examine the darker side of modern Ireland. In this, the fourth in the series, the treatment of immigrants, the fate of women forced into employment in the new Ireland, and the personal implications of an ex-partner's death all criss-cross. Recalling Dennis Lehane's Gennaro & Kenzie series, Hunt's novels offer a massively readable insight into the underbelly of Irish society.

9. The Anglo-Irish Murders by Ruth Dudley Edwards
Ruth Dudley Edwards satires have hit many targets – academia, the Art world, and here, in arguably her finest novel, local politics. With a happy disregard for political correctness in any sense of the word, and a sharp sense of the ironic in so many aspects of Northern Irish life, her depiction of, amongst others, The MOPES (Most Oppressed Peoples Ever) would be funny, even if it weren't true.

10. In The Woods by Tana French
Tana French has enjoyed massive success with both her novels to date, winning a Best Debut Edgar for this book. Dealing with how the events of the past impact on the present is a common theme in Irish crime fiction, but one which French develops in her own way. She is to be applauded too not only for the manner in which she crafts a cracking crime narrative, but also her refusal to reveal all the answers in the end.

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(1 replies, posted in Cop Shop)

Interesting.  If you remember Joseph Wambaugh's The Golden Orange, the cop set fire to his own boat, and he didn't get in trouble.

803

(5 replies, posted in Cop Shop)

It's not on out here...

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(9 replies, posted in Cop Shop)

Thanks, Jack--I knew some were wrong when I looked at them on the screen.  I have read that those two phrases were invented by writers and later picked up for general use, but I can't recall the source.  Janet and Janet, it pleases me that you're willing to follow wherever I go, but you really should be wary of that.  As a schoolteacher, I was accustomed to making people believe I knew what I was talking about.  Remember the episode of the Simpsons when Bart stole all the teachers' answer books?  PB, I used to like that phrase when I heard it on Adam-12, until I learned it was not authentic.  Bears further investigation.  And Allen, thanks for rising to the challenge and creating a completely new quiz.  It was so much fun, I can't wait for somebody else to post one.  JP

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(9 replies, posted in Cop Shop)

Okay, I tried--hope it's not too bad.  I did look up the acronyms.
1.    Acquittal–a verdict of “not guilty”
2.    Affidavit–a sworn statement given before a court clerk
3.    Bench trial–a trial without a jury, decided by a judge
4.    Burden of proof–the responsibility of the prosecutor to provide proof of an illegal act
5.    Capital offense-a felony
6.    Consecutive sentences–two or more sentences to be served one after the other, not at the same time
7.    Felony–a crime whose damage is more than the dollar amount set by law
8.    Grand jury–a panel of citizens whose responsibility it is to decide whether there is enough evidence of a crime to proceed with a trial
9.    Indictment–the formal charge
10.    subpoena–A court order to appear in court
11.    warrant–A court order for an arrest
12.    DOA–dead on arrival-medical determination  (Made into a movie twice)
13.    See the man–a radio message invented by the writers of Adam-12, indicating that the patrol officers will find a male on site waiting to tell them what’s going on
14.    10-4–a radio message invented by the writer of Highway Patrol, indicating that a radio message has been received and understood
15.    FBI–the Federal Bureau of Investigation
16.    AFIS–Automated Fingerprint Identification System
17.    NCIC–National Crime Information Center
18.    Book him-a phrase used often in TV theatricals, indicating that a prisoner is to be “booked,” or entered into the police/ jail record
19.    Back-up–additional forces called into play in support of the initial officer(s)
20.    MVA-motor vehicle accident

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(9 replies, posted in TheNextBigWriter Premium)

Well, I've had three of those nonsense reviews by the same person now, and I believe the solution is to just block the person.  No skin off my nose if somebody gets blocked by the community for their lazy work habits.  You don't work, you don't eat.  And so what if they submit a miserable piece of trash for consideration--they can't win.  Yes, it's too bad they're wasting the computer's points, but if the computer doesn't mind, neither do I.  JP

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(16 replies, posted in TheNextBigWriter Premium)

Would you believe I never noticed it until recently?  Couldn't figure out what the dang thing was for.  So, of course, I've never used it!  Doubt if I will--too much to fiddle with.  I'll tell you in my line-by-line response what I'm going to change.  But I don't foresee any time in the future when I'll go back and see if a writer changed something just because I say so.  That's the height of conceit.  My suggestions are just that--I'm not going back to see if you followed my advice.  And if a writer applies someone's suggestions to his/her work, I think they'll remember without having to go back and check a button.        Puh-leeze!

808

(9 replies, posted in Cop Shop)

Don't worry--people are probably just sleeping off all the champagne they drank yesterday.  I still would like to see more people write quizzes.  I've learned a lot in the process.  Besides, it gets boring hearing just my ideas.  Keep up the good work, Jack!  JP

809

(6 replies, posted in Cop Shop)

Far be it from me to take a person's last doughnut.  Enjoy it--you'll be needing the energy for all that writing.  JP

810

(9 replies, posted in Cop Shop)

Jack, I am so far up a creek, it's not funny!  I remember hearing some of the lines, but not where.  How about

3. Chinatown, Jack Nicholson?
4. the  Godfather, Marlon Brando
5. Mickey and the Beanstalk, Mickey (just kidding)
6. Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid--Robert Redford
7 Something with George Clooney?
I know there are many minds in the group who can do a lot better.  JP

p.s.  What do you say we all make up a few quizzes and publish them as a book?  Kindle?

811

(6 replies, posted in Cop Shop)

Janet--You can't hand in your badge.  I'm sure you know the answer to #9.  Positive.  As to your question: #1 was a wise guy, whereas #10 was an undercover FBI agent pretending to be a wise guy.

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(6 replies, posted in Cop Shop)

POP COP QUIZ # 7: AGAIN WITH THE MOVIES (Okay, so I got them out of order)
Some were books, some were not.  All were TRUE CRIMES.  Name the movie, and the lead actor.
Maybe there’s more than one correct answer—I didn’t check them all.  Just name one movie, one actor.
1.    The story of the rise and fall of a wise guy amid the day-to-day life of gangsters.
2.    Some mild-mannered FBI guys bring down the country’s most wanted gangster.
3.    She’s a girl.  She’d like to be a boy.  Which pisses some guys off.
4.    A northern California serial killer shoots and stabs his way to fame, only we still don’t know who he was.
5.    Organized crime + the Vietnam War + drug smugglers + corrupt cops = the bad guy and the cop who brought him down.
6.    Two BFFs get together and kill one of their mothers with a brick.  No joke.  (Extra credit if you know the relevant secret about one of the real-life characters.)
7.    They were the perfect couple—rich, tolerated, and cold as ice—until the wife wound up in a coma.
8.    This is what happens when you tell kids to “deal with it” kid by themselves.
9.    She said a dog killed her child.
10.    The story of the rise and fall of an undercover FBI agent pretending to be a wise guy amid the day-to-day life of gangsters.
JUST ADDED--EXTRA CREDIT! 
*****Happy Valentine's Day, boys.

ANSWERS TO POP COP QUIZ #7
1.    Goodfellas-Ray Liotta
2.    The Untouchables-Kevin Costner, Sean Connery
3.    Boys Don’t Cry-Hilary Swank
4.    Zodiac-Mark Ruffalo
5.    American Gangster-Denzel Washington
6.    Heavenly Creatures-Kate Winslet
7.    Reversal of Fortune-Jereny Irons,
8.    Bully-real people
9.    A Cry in the Dark-Meryl Streep
10.    Donnie Brasco-Johnny Depp
****Extra Credit: The St. Valentine’s Day Massacre (1967)-Jason Robards
I know, this one was before you were all born!

813

(15 replies, posted in Cop Shop)

Hi, Janet and Jack—Nice to hear from you.  I was hoping to hear from you sooner.   I got my answers from research at several sites, some of which are listed below.
I started with this one, which I posted last week http://www.writerswrite.com/journal/feb … iters-2994
Then I typed “types of crimes” into my browser for even more sources. 
A quote from Legal Match:  “There are many different types of crimes but, generally, crimes can be divided into four major categories, personal crimes, property crimes, inchoate crimes, and Statutory Crimes.”  http://www.legalmatch.com/law-library/a … rimes.html
Bureau of Justice Statistics   http://www.bjs.gov/index.cfm?ty=tdtp&tid=3
Restorative Justice online   http://www.restorativejustice.org/press … indscrimes
These two are catalogs of crimes, with links to definitions and discussion of the types of crime:
Getlegal.com   http://www.restorativejustice.org/press … indscrimes
Wikipedia   http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Crime_by_type
It took me a day or two, but I now have a ton of resources for the topic, and the websites of all the law-enforcement agencies I could wish for.  Ain't the internet grand!  JP

814

(4 replies, posted in Cop Shop)

POP COP QUIZ #8: BACK TO THE MOVIES
Some were books, some were not.  All were TRUE CRIMES.  Name the movie, and the lead actor.
Maybe there’s more than one correct answer—I didn’t check them all.  Just name one movie, one actor.
1.    A girl and a guy in a car terrorize several states, robbing banks, frustrating cops, and building their fan base.
2.    The guy never killed anyone who didn’t deserve it. (Extra credit if you know the relevant secret about the real-life character.)
3.    A first-time bank robber just wants to do right by his family, but with all the cops and the media…
4.    She used to be good-looking, but now?  Not so much.  Don’t mess with her.
5.    Two ex-cons who heard about a farmer keeping a lot of cash in his safe decide to check it out, kill the family, and find their fellow inmate was wrong.
6.    A corrupt stockbroker leads a life of self-indulgence and dishonesty, but at least he’s charming.
7.    Two cops are kidnapped, only one survives.  Then things get worse.
8.    A teenage imposter scams his way through a bevy women, some impressive careers, and a ton of wallpaper with no hard feelings—not even from the FBI.
9.    A billionaire sponsors an Olympic team, then kills one of the team members.
10.    Some guys on horses travel from state to state, robbing banks, frustrating lawmen, and building their fan base, until one of them opts out by shooting the gang leader.*
*I found seven correct answers for this one.


ANSWERS TO POP COP QUIZ #8
If you don't find your answer, it's because I couldn't find any documentation that it was based on a TRUE CRIME.
1.    Bonnie and Clyde-Warren Beatty/ Sugarland Express-Goldie Hawn
2.    Chopper-Eric Bana
3.    Dog Day Afternoon-Al Pacino
4.    Monster -Charlize Theron
5.    In Cold Blood- Robert Blake
6.    The Wolf of Wall Street- Leonardo diCaprio
7.    The Onion Field- John Savage
8.    Catch Me If You Can- Leonardo diCaprio
9.    Foxcatcher -Steve Carrell
10.    The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford (or any one of a gazillion movies about the James gang)

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(15 replies, posted in Cop Shop)

Answers to Pop Cop Quiz #6 are in!  I know you had opinions.  You were probably right!

816

(6 replies, posted in Writing Tips & Site Help)

That's what makes a writer unique--the way that he /she uses words.  Our responsibility is to make sure the words we choose really mean what we think they do.  I work with a dictionary and a thesaurus at my side at all times.  If I'm not sure, I check the meaning.  If it's not right, I use the the thesaurus to find one that works better.  Yes, it takes a little time, but not as much as going back later.
What I hate is when people use a word that's not right, just because it sounds similar, such as "surreal" when they mean "unreal," or "simplistic" when they mean "simple."  Just because a word is longer, or fancier, or from a foreign language, doesn't mean it's right.
If a reader stumbles over a word that doesn't fit--whose fault is that?  It spoils the reading experience, sometimes enough to make the reader avoid your future work.  Which means you lose future income. 
Treat those nit-pickers with respect, and be glad they helped you hone your craft.

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(6 replies, posted in TheNextBigWriter Premium)

I thought the little response blank was our way to acknowledge.  I've never done anything else.  I do respond to each item in the in-line review, and I know a lot of people don't.  I have received a blank response once or twice, but I just figured it was one of those times when the computer took over.  JP

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(6 replies, posted in Cop Shop)

It seems things are not what they seem... read about it.  JP

http://jezebel.com/be-suspicious-of-the … 1683488258

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(6 replies, posted in Writing Tips & Site Help)

Candy--I like your idea. I need to put this dog to work.  All he does is snooze on the daybed while I do all the writing!  Janet, I tried two reading groups, but they didn't work out.  I have been reading out loud, though.  If it doesn't feel right to say it out loud, then it probably will make a reader uncomfortable.  JP

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(13 replies, posted in Cop Shop)

Just thought I'd post this for anyone who needs information.  I used some of these resources to put Quiz #6 together.  I can see how the info would be useful in writing stories.  Try it out.  If you have resources to share, you can post them here.

http://www.writerswrite.com/journal/feb … iters-2994

I had to eliminate one of my groups so I could join and post my question here.  I hope I'm in the right place.  I just started writing last May, when I joined, so I don’t have any experience to help me with this.

I have published two versions of my story here, but there’s still work to be done.  I left a couple of holes in the plot that have to be filled, some of my characters are still too sketchy, and I still use the passive voice, when I need action.

My story has had a month–long rest away from me, and I’d like to start revising and reposting version 3, but I’m not sure where I’m going now.
At this point, what I don’t particularly need are spelling correction, word choice, and suggestions on how it should be rewritten, someone else’s way.  And I don’t mean editorial suggestions—there have been a couple of folks who rewrote whole sections for me.  You probably have had the same experience.  I just figured I must be doing something right, for them to care so much.

Finally, here’s my question:  at what point do you stop posting and wrap it up?  Do you have a number of times you usually publish on site to work out the kinks?  When you do the final rewrite, are you working to please yourself?*  How do you know when to stop?  Everybody has their own way of knowing, I’m sure, but I want to do the best job I can, and not shortchange myself or whoever happens to read the story, eventually.

Okay, so that’s four questions.  I really do want to know.

JP

*Maybe I should have said to meet your own specifications, rather than someone else's.

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(1 replies, posted in Cop Shop)

Kudos, Janet!  Very impressive.  JP

823

(15 replies, posted in Cop Shop)

This one is easy--I promise.  It just takes a little thinking.  Only one answer per question.
OH, I FORGOT--The laws differ from place to place, don't they?  Well, I'll entertain a little discussion.  State your case--judgement will be handed down after everybody has had their day in court.
THE ANSWERS ARE IN--MY ANSWERS, THAT IS.  I was hoping you'd put up a fight, and some of you did, but mostly, you backed me up.
POP COP QUIZ #6
Choose the one correct answer for each question.
1.    Which of these is not a crime?
a.    Fundraising
b.    Harassment
c.    Cyber bullying
d.    Wire fraud
e.    Pyramid scheme

ANSWER: a. fundraising is not a crime.  If it were, millions of Girl Scouts and Salvation Army volunteers would be in jail.  In some communities, door-to-door soliciting is forbidden, though.

2.    Which of these is not a crime? 
a.    Aiding and abetting
b.    Conspiracy
c.    Disability placard misuse
d.    Accessory
e.    Solicitation
ANSWER: e. Solicitation.  Same reason as number 1.  However, if you solicit for someone to commit an illegal act, such as solicitation for prostitution, or asking someone to kill your mother-in-law, then it's a crime.

3.    Which of these is not a crime?
a.    Minor in possession
b.    Public intoxication
c.    Driving under the influence
d.    Designated driving
e.    Drunk and disorderly
ANSWER: d. Designated driving.  You knew that one!

4.     Which one of these is not a form of theft?
a.    Forgery
b.    Credit card fraud
c.    Copyright infringement
d.    Computer hacking
e.    Trespassing
ANSWER: e. Trespassing doesn't remove anyone's property from their possession or control.  But if trespassers enter someone else's property intending to take something, that's another story.

5.    Which one of these is not a personal crime?
a.    Rape
b.    False imprisonment
c.    Robbery   
d.    Assault
e.    Fraud
ANSWER: e. Fraud is not a personal crime, since it doesn't harm anyone's person, or body.

6.    Which of these is not considered a crime against justice?
a.    Perjury
b.    Tampering with evidence
c.    Contempt of court
d.    Probation violation
e.    Threatening an officer (verbal)
ANSWER: E. Threatening an officer of the law by yelling at him/her isn't a crime against justice.  (But it could escalate into a crime.)  A crime against justice is one that interferes with the due process of law.

7.    Which one of these is not considered a victimless crime?
a.    Prostitution
b.    Illegal gambling
c.    Indecent exposure
d.    Pornography
e.    Illegal drug use
ANSWER: c.  Indecent exposure.  A so-called victimless crime is one in which, when all is said and done, nobody got hurt.  This one seems really political to me.  The reason indecent exposure is not a victimless crime is that when the act is committed, the public's sensibilities are offended.

8.    Which one of these does not describe organized crime?
a.    Record-keeping system
b.    Management system
c.    Street gang
d.    Clearly articulated rules
e.    Franchises
ANSWER: c.  Street gang.  Thank you, Mike.  It is precisely because they are as organized as big business, organized crime is not considered the work of a street gang.  And yes, some do franchise territory.

9.    Which one of these is not white-collar crime?
a.    Embezzling
b.    Receipt of gratuities
c.    Insider trading
d.    Expense account padding
e.    False advertising
ANSWER: b. Receipt of gratuities isn't a crime.  Just try and tell your waitress you're not leaving a tip because you want to keep her honest!  White-collar crime is committed by a person taking advantage of his job.  (The crime of bribery occurs when someone in a position of influence accepts a gratuity and then uses that influence wrongfully.)

10.    Which one of these is not a classification of crime?
a.    Property
b.    Civil
c.    Statutory
d.    Inchoate
e.    Personal
ANSWER: b. "Civil" is not a classification of crime.  In a civil case, you're seeking satisfaction for one of the others.  "Inchoate" just means you started out to rob a bank, but you got caught before you could get your hands on the money.  You know--"attempted' robbery, or "attempted" murder.

If a Free group member (1)can’t receive/ read in-line reviews, (2) has to read and review more than Premium group members before they can post, and (3) has to pay extra points to post, how will they know what the benefits of Premium membership are?  Keep it simple—offer everybody a free trial period and a small number of free points, whether they sign up right away as Premium groupies or just want to check the site out.  Equal treatment for everybody.  No segregation.  No Free Group.  JP

What's wrong with just giving new members a free month, with their ten free points?  They can post a short story, and get a true taste of TNBW membership.  At the end of the month, they can start paying, if they liked it.
No more free group.  If premium members aren't reviewing their work, making the group unsatisfying to its members, and they're dropping off, why keep the Free group going?  Seems silly to keep manipulating a group that doesn't seem to be working out. 
You can't expect a society that segregates its members to be successful.  We should have learned that by now.
JP