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(6 replies, posted in TheNextBigWriter Premium)

That's not the point. We may, indeed, need more categories for our written work.

My contention is that questions go unanswered, and opinions go unheard because the forums are so disorganized we can't find the information we need. As a result, we open new threads, further confusing the issue. Several times I've looked for information I know I read earlier, but failed to find it again. Things will only get more confused as we continue to open new threads.

If I know I can find what I need under PUBLISHING, for example, or CONTESTS, or GENRE, it will help me in my research.  JP

p.s. I find I'm no longer discussing genre, which is the title of this thread, so I should move to another, if I could only find one.

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(6 replies, posted in TheNextBigWriter Premium)

See? Nobody ever answered Ron's question. Things are already lost in the shuffle. This is the problem I had with the forums on the old site. About two months ago I looked for a discussion of genre to answer a question, but it looks like things have reverted to their old form--messy.

Call me obsessive, but when I have a question about a topic, I'd like to find a forum that addresses that topic, rather than having to search forever, then giving up and posting the question as a new topic. Can't we create a section called "GENRE" (and other general topics, for that matter) where related FAQs are posted? It would save time, and keep us from duplicating effort. And don't tell me to post my question in the appropriate group; my question was "what group does this story belong in?" And I had to leave one group and join another in order to ask the question!

There are already two groups for young adult writing--with another one for middle grades, that's getting ridiculous. How can I hope to keep my membership to just ten groups? I like to write a lot of different things. At least, if we had designated forums, it might be easier to find useful information, without having to bother group members.

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(13 replies, posted in TheNextBigWriter Premium)

You can get more info about publishing on amazon at https://kdp.amazon.com/help?topicId=A3KL1PS548IZK2
Pages and pages of rules and exceptions.  They say you can choose your royalty rate--35% or 70%--but your book has to qualify to be eligible for the 70% . So you really get 35%. (The 70% rate is based on your book's print list price, so if your book's never been printed, it doesn't qualify. There are other conditions.)
I couldn't find the page that says what amazon gets-their right, term of contract, or even a contract--it would take more time than I wanted to spend.

Amazon also offers books for sale that deal with contract negotiation for authors.

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(13 replies, posted in TheNextBigWriter Premium)

I just read the contract. You would be giving amazon exclusive rights for five years, to be automatically renewed every five years. In exchange, you get 50% of e-book net (not gross), 25% of digital audio recordings net, and 20% of foreign-language editions net. You have to wait five years before you can apply to get the rights back, and then only under the conditions amazon sets forth. In other words, you do all the work, and amazon gets the profit.
BTW, "net" means after amazon decides what costs to deduct from the proceeds. DOES THIS SOUND LIKE A GOOD DEAL?  JP

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(11 replies, posted in TheNextBigWriter Premium)

My condolences, Linda. Take care of your mom, by all means, but take care of yourself, too. JP

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(3 replies, posted in Je Suis CHARLIE)

Well, what is the theme for the contest? Will there be one? Any discussion?  JP

682

(9 replies, posted in TheNextBigWriter Premium)

All my notifications are saying from an unknown sender. It started yesterday. Is that an indication of a problem?  JP

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(8 replies, posted in Cop Shop)

Well, now, I can see how Allen and Mike have based their stories on depictions of real people, but Amy, how many magicians do you really know? And I don't mean illusionists! Seriously, if we didn't keep our ear and eyes open all the time, we couldn't write about human beings--we'd have to invent new creatures.  My heroines aren't me--they're the women I wish I'd had the courage to be. The men-I just make them up. JP

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(25 replies, posted in Cop Shop)

Welcome, Adrian--glad you're feeling better. You have till tomorrow, May 31, to post. Good luck!  JP

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(3 replies, posted in Cop Shop)

I know what you mean. You get to chapter 27 and then you think, "Wait a minute. Where did she get the antifreeze?" Last week, I posted the link to this Terrible Minds post in Resources for Crime Writers. Here's what it said, in part:

23. AND NOW, A LESSON FROM BILL AND TED: IT’S NOT A CRIME TO GO BACK AND HIDE THE KEYS
(Yes, I’m about to quote Keanu Reeves for writing advice. Shut up or I’ll cut you with this safety razor.) Near the end of Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure, the guys are stuck outside the San Dimas jail with a real problem: they must free the imprisoned historical figures or fail their presentation and flunk out of school. They have to engineer a jailbreak NOW. So Ted turns to Bill and says, “When this is over, remind me to go back and hide the keys.” Moments later, Ted slips behind a bush and returns with the jail keys in his hand.
The lesson? When you have a time machine, getting the details right is not a problem.
Hey, writer? You have a time machine. Go back during the editing phase and drop the keys where you need them. Just, please, find a better explanation for how they got there.

This is the most forgiving kind of work we could ask for. Just be happy you're finding the missing pieces.  JP

686

(4 replies, posted in Cop Shop)

Dags--#8: nope. Good work, so far. You'll get it.
Jack--you done good, too.

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(4 replies, posted in Cop Shop)

POP COP QUIZ #15    Bad Girls
Name the actress, the BAD GIRL character, and the movie.  The bad girl may not be the star or the main character.
Example: Helena Bonham Carter as Bellatrix Lestrange in Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (not an answer)
1.    A brief fling between a disc jockey and his obsessed fan takes a frightening, and perhaps even deadly turn.
2.    An insurance representative lets himself be talked into a murder/insurance fraud scheme.
3.    An ex-cop’s obsession, a seemingly haunted beauty, is really just pretending.
4.    A New York call girl becomes enmeshed in an investigation into the disappearance of a business executive.
5.    A hapless New York advertising executive is mistaken for a government agent.
6.    A housewife suspects that her seemingly perfect 8-year-old daughter is a heartless killer.
7.    A Phoenix secretary steals $40,000, goes on the run and checks into a remote motel.
8.    A beautiful crime novelist is linked to the brutal death of a rock star.
9.    A police detective falls in love with the woman whose murder he is investigating.
10.    A self-conscious bride is tormented by the memory of her husband's dead first wife.
Extra Credit ****
11.    Two young, attractive serial killers become media darlings.

ANSWERS
1.    Jessica Walter as Evelyn Draper in Play Misty for Me
2.    Barbara Stanwyck as Phyllis Dietrichson in Double Indemnity
3.    Kim Novak as  Judy Barton/Madeleine Elster (Vertigo)
4.    Jane Fonda as Bree Daniels in Klute
5.    Eva Marie Saint as Eve Kendall in North by Northwest
6.    Patty McCormack as Rhoda Penmark in the Bad Seed
7.    Janet Leigh as Marion Crane in Psycho
8.    Sharon Stone as Catherine Tramell in Basic Instinct
9.    Gene Tierney as Laura Hunt in Laura
10.     Judith Anderson as Mrs. Danvers in Rebecca
11.    Juliette Lewis as Mallory Knox in Natural Born Killers

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(20 replies, posted in TheNextBigWriter Premium)

max keanu wrote:

I am a notoriously bad speller and I was arrested for bad grammar last year.

I hate to contradict you, Max, but your writing is clear as a bell, once a person accepts that you make free with certain word forms. This is a characteristic shared with Lewis Carroll, and he's regarded as not too shabby a writer.

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(20 replies, posted in TheNextBigWriter Premium)

Thanks, Penang.  I went to the Grammar Girl site and read the current posts. They were easy to read, and informed. I particularly enjoyed the discussion of Lewis Carroll, a topic with which I'm familiar. The experience was easy for me, but I still think that the person who lacks grammatical background, either from inattention or poor instruction, or maybe learning disability, will not profit from a discussion of grammar. The mere sight of so many options, including the "bad" examples, is so daunting a person will never start. Once again, I say, if you can say it, you can write it and make sense. There's not a single one of us who can write without misspellings and typos. Why feel bad about it?

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(20 replies, posted in TheNextBigWriter Premium)

You just can't depend on a computer program to fine-tune your  work. There isn't any program yet that can understand, evaluate and apply such a dynamic thing as language. It's like my friend in school who thought "quelle frommage" (said in jest) meant "too cheese," because the textbook, her only reference, told her "quelle dommage" meant "too bad."
That's why we're here, isn't it? To help each other get things right.
If you want to use English "improperly" to help define a character, it's perfectly all right. Great writers have done that for ages. I don't know where I learned this, but in my long-ago, nearly-forgotten youth I was told if you can speak the language, you can write it. Or maybe I made it up, to keep my students from freezing at the thought of writing.
Just say it, and write down what you said, and grammar be damned.  JP

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(342 replies, posted in TheNextBigWriter Premium)

Sol-Thanks for the explanation. I'm working around those little things--they're not a problem, considering all the benefits of membership.  JP

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(2 replies, posted in Cop Shop)

COP POP QUIZ #14: When Crime Was Funny
We know it's not funny in real life, but in the movies, anything goes! Name the movie. If you know the actors'/characters' names, more power to you!
1.    A small-time mob enforcer finds himself in the movie business.   
2.    Two hit men are charged with baby-sitting a gangster’s wife. 
3.    A laid-back bowler is mistaken for a millionaire who shares his name.   
4.    Two con men take revenge for their friend’s murder.       
5.    A pair of American crooks trick a British barrister and an amateur ichthyologist. 
6.    A Las Vegas gangster’s girlfriend takes shelter in a convent.   
7.    A neurotic mobster seeks help from a psychiatrist.   
8.    A career thief accidentally becomes a movie star.
9.    Two losers kidnap dogs so they can claim the reward money.     
10.    Two friends, one fresh from a mental hospital, aspire to become crooks.   
Extra Credit****
11.    A genial mortician murders a wealthy widow and uses her money to do good.

Answers YES, IT WAS EASY THIS WEEK--SO YOU COULD FINISH YOUR STORIES!
1.    Get Shorty
2.    Pulp Fiction
3.    The Big Lebowski
4.    The Sting
5.    A Fish called Wanda
6.    Sister Act
7.    Analyze This
8.    Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
9.    Seven Psychopaths
10.    Bottle Rocket
11.    Bernie

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(25 replies, posted in Cop Shop)

Thanks, Mike--you can do the decorations for the Christmas party.  Just kidding--don't know what else will come up, but you're on record; I have documentation.  JP

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(13 replies, posted in Cop Shop)

Want to be a successful writer? Consider advice from these writers:
Stephen King
: http://www.jerryjenkins.com/guest-blog- … 6AJB9.dpuf

Jerry B. Jenkins
http://storyfix.com/

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(25 replies, posted in Cop Shop)

You're welcome, though it all started with Sol. I agree, we're doing well for the first time ever. Thanks to all those who showed their support with their stories and reviews. THANKS TO DAGNEE FOR CREATING OUR CONTEST LOGO. THANKS TO JANET TAYLOR-PERRY FOR FINDING OUR JUDGE, THANKS TO ALLENL FOR CONTRIBUTIONS TO THE CONTEST. And thanks to everyone for their contributions and suggestions. It has been a group effort. JP

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(3 replies, posted in TheNextBigWriter Premium)

Okay, I'll do it. But you owe me.

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(13 replies, posted in Cop Shop)

What makes a great character? Find out at the following:
http://terribleminds.com/ramble/2014/01 … ter-needs/

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(15 replies, posted in TheNextBigWriter Premium)

Tom, get better real soon.  We'll be waiting.  Take care of yourself.  JP

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(12 replies, posted in Young Adult & New Adult)

Super-I'm still having trouble deciding how to classify the story.  I'll be finished in a few days, if all goes well, then I'll be back.  Thanks.  Is there a story you'd like me to read?  JP

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(5 replies, posted in Young Adult & New Adult)

Love the list!  My favorites are listed here already.  (then/than, immigrate/emigrate, less/fewer)  What about unreal/ surreal?  uninterested/disinterested? misinformed/uninformed? and the ever-popular its/it's?  You would think these people had never gone to school, except that the teachers are often as badly informed as their students.  I remember team-teaching with a very nice lady who taught her class that feel and field were homonyms.  On the other hand, maybe those of us who are fixated on such things are missing out on something.  I have an open mind.  lol  JP

p.s. And then there's always the wiseass who says that's not how they say it in the UK, or the psychology major who insists that affect is a noun, or...