Damn noices! Noise cancelling headphones are now even higher on my 'like' list of favourite things.
I know what Collin looked like with half a head shaven - it would look similar to two boys who were 3 and 5 at the time and gotten hold of scissors! Looking back it makes you smile. I love how you described the process too, I'm still smiling (as bad as I feel for you because I pick up on your frustration!) as I type this.
* scribbles like mad * I have to confess, been in the southern hemisphere most (all) of my life and the times I ventured north it had been spring, summer, autumn over there, never winter. I can count the number of times I've seen snow on one hand. We have to go through deliberate planning and effort to see snow! We have a mountain range, what we west aussies call a mountain, other people would call a hill (stretch), it's more like a bump in the road really. sigh
Google lancelin dunes images, it doesn't do those sand dunes any justice, but trust me, it's the most fun you can have with clothes on! And the sand is really pure white, it's absolutely beautiful (but not in summer - you won't believe how many flies there are around here, that's apart from the temps).
Now to the shaving problem. Would there be a cream that could do the trick? But I have no clue whether hair removal cream for sensitive areas would work though - stubble can be really tough. But it probably would initially at first? * holds thumbs amy can make a plan *