can ground you in the issue.
or the absurdity! LOL!
can ground you in the issue.
or the absurdity! LOL!
I meant you don't need to use text as part of your book covers here, whether you add them yourself or let the Publish wizard add one for you. Your chosen cover on this site is never displayed here without the name of the book, short story, or poem being either beside, above, or below the cover image.
So you're saying you don't need to title it, just put the picture? Okay, that works, too.
For what it's worth, you don't need a title on the book cover on this site. If I remember correctly, whenever this site displays your cover, the name of the book will always be included in text anyway, so there's no need for it on the image. When it displays your book cover as a thumbnail, such as on our home pages, it's usually too difficult to read anyway.
That depends on whether or not you want it to write your title. For me, if I have a special picture, I rarely want the title big and bold in the center of the page. I want it where I want it, even though it may seem small here. So there is an option where you can say no to having the site write your title and name on your cover.
The biggest problem I have with putting my own picture for my cover on here is that my pics usually have too many pixels. No matter the size, if the DPI is heavy, it won't upload. I always take it into PhotoShop and make the DPI less, and then it works. I think you can do that with Paint, too.
Ah-HA! At last, the truth is revealed! So Sol, noble guardian of the storage folder, holds the keys to the kingdom. Of course! It all makes sense now… like discovering your cat has been running a secret side business out of your garage. Or maybe not?
Thanks for your research, Bill and Kdot. Just makes me wonder if I'm the only one this has ever happened to... strange... anyway, onward we go!
MJ
Yes, my browser has been cleared multiple times, not just for this, but for multiple other things I work with. I use Chrome instead of Firefox, but I do have Firefox, but I've never tried the CTRL-F5. Maybe I'll give that a try and see if it changes. It's no big deal... I love both of the pics, but after a while I like to change them up. So we shall see what happens. Thanks for the suggestions.
My avatar here in the forums is my horse named Chili. The other one everywhere else is my cat, Scooterbug. Why are they different. I changed to the cat one weeks ago, but silly Chili is still hanging in here on the forums. At least he is on my laptop and phone. Odd.
I could have gotten three of those for the price of one cat bed.
I stopped buying fancy cat beds years ago. When their food arrives every month from Chewy.com, it's a fight over who gets which cardboard box the food came in. And they guard their territory very well. Cheap fluffy pads from Temu at $2.00 each to go in the bottom... machine washable, of course, and they are off to la-la land.
Every now and again I get the idea they might need something better, and I see a cute "bed" I think they may like... same story. "I'll have that box, please, Mom. And hurry before Scooterbug gets her eyes set on it."
I use Pages, which lets me export to PDF and EPUB. Works good, I guess, but I haven't tried to publish anything.
Have you finished editing it, or do you need help? Let me know if you do. Always there for a friend!!
MJ
Do they have a restriction on how many agencies you can approach simultaneously? Naturally, there are countless agencies and publishers. One way to gauge them is online reviews, although I assume you've done that.
Good luck.
Dirk
No. Just don't submit to more than one person at an agency where there are many agents. And trust me... 50 queries and every one of them wants something different. They sit on your manuscript for a couple of months before they say no. I've got an agent in Canada who is still sitting on my manuscript for Sam Woodard, even though it's already been published. I don't have the heart to tell them. I get a note now and then saying they're "still deciding." It's their great pleasure to tell you no. Been there...
It never works for me. It throws little boxes into my lines. I've mentioned it before, but it hasn't been fixed as of yet. I don't know if everybody has that problem, but it's better for me to just do it myself.
There's some new "groups" that seem to be a bit… non-writer-ish.
Ha. ha... great description. I got that same feeling after I befriended someone recently and then got a "thank you" note with an invitation to "chat." I didn't respond, thinking I'd wait and see. I'm going to guess, without mentioning the name, that this was one of them...
MJ
He already does sleep next to me. I could stop him from doing that, but I'm happy if he's happy. He has started nibbling a little harder on my skin, though, after I give him some chin and head scratches, which he loves (and requests). He's definitely not biting, but it is somewhat unpleasant.
We finally had to draw the line because Lazarus and Bandito want to be completely covered up under the cover, and the others jockey for position on top of the cover. Even in a king-sized bed, there is not enough room for 7 squirmy cats. So now none of them are allowed in the bed at night. We close the door, but if you try to go out of the room at night, you need a light turned on because they hear you get up and all rush to the door to hop on the bed.
Every morning we have a meet and greet. We sit at the end of the bed and once the door opens, they all rush in at the same time. They have to smell us to make sure we didn't turn into new people during the night.
The flea and tick medication they use is a prescription brand only available through vets here. The over-the-counter products here are rather pathetic based on the reviews.
You’re right. I never use OTC anything for my tribe. The Bravecto I use actually comes from Canada Pet Store. My vet used to carry it, but as always, new products come on the market and vets get a percentage for selling the latest rage. But Bravecto has been my go-to for so long, and it works, that my vet just sends the prescription to Canada. Shipping is taking longer now… I won’t go there… but that’s okay… lol!
You’re right on the dry food causing bladder stones. They need plenty of water if they’re on dry. My boy Levi was one who would only eat dry… I kept an open fountain of water going all the time, but he still got the bladder blockages. That was 12 years ago, and that vet stay and surgery was $5,000 with no guarantee he’d pull through. But he did. No more dry food for Levi after that. Science Diet only.
Sounds like you’ve got a spoiled baby already, which is wonderful! That’s what they’re there for. He will be sleeping with you next! Ha! Love it.
MJ
My cat's cheeks seem to itch a lot; ditto his forehead, although less so. He approaches me easily ten times a day and pushes his cheeks against my hand, usually my fingertips/fingernails until I scratch him. I know cats have scent glands on their cheeks and forehead, but this seems like more than marking me with his scent. Is his behavior excessive? I'm wondering if he may have allergies. He's been treated for ticks and fleas.
Thanks
Dirk
A few times a day is normal, but ten times seems excessive. Allergies maybe. If you use a room deodorizer, or if you clean with strong cleaners like Pine-Sol or ammonia... any kind of scent he's not accustomed to could cause allergies. If he keeps up the excessive requests for scratches, it may be time to check with a vet. If he scratches himself with his foot frequently, there may be flea eggs that didn't get killed with the flea treatment. I always treat with Bravecto... it lasts three months, enough time to kill any fleas and flea eggs. There may be better ones out there, but Bravecto has been my standby for many years, and I trust it.
As for the poop smell, you'll get used to it! You'll become "nose blind" like the rest of us who own cats. But for what it's worth, I've found that poop from wet food doesn't smell as bad as poop from dry food. And if you feed wet food, don't go with a mixture of flavors, like chicken and salmon, or tuna and chicken. That helps his digestion to have only one flavor in his system. In the wild, cats eat only one flavor at a time. Consider getting an air purifier with a HEPA filter if you don't already have one. Put it in the room that the litter box is in.
There will come a time when you'll say, "He threw up!" Oh, yes... get ready. They get hairballs from cleaning themselves for six hours every day, and they will throw them up with a little other "stuff" in it.
So you have several "cat lovers" on here... yell if you need us.
MJ
Oh, wow, those were some good ones! I'm sure it was difficult to choose, but congrats to all the winners!
Happy trails,
MJ
Funny thing about Booksie. That's Sol's other site, which is where most of the new development goes.
No offense to Sol or any other Booksie wanderers, but I never really found myself a solid "reciprocation buddy" over there. I am speaking strictly of new people...people from Mars and the like. You folks are there, but I have you here. And if you're here, why am I there? Probably my fault (I’m about as smooth at networking as a cat in a bathtub). But honestly, this site spoiled me rotten from the jump—way back in 2008. This is home. I’ve learned more here than my brain signed up for, and I’ve made some downright stellar friends along the way.
That said… even though I’ve got enough points stashed to wallpaper from Georgia to California and back, the same ol’ battle rages on: posting points vs. reviewing points. Spoiler alert—it’s never really tit for tat. It’s more like tit for… half a tat and a lopsided doodle.
I wish there was a way to give away points to needy, homeless, and hungry writers... maybe we could give a gift card with points attached. But then again... Bernice the cat is on my laptop agammmmmmmmmppoup'oihuigyugi.
I’ve always found that cats learn their names faster if they’re more than one syllable. That steady two-beat call will whip their little heads around like they just heard a can opener. Of course, they’ll immediately ignore you afterward, but at least you’ll know their necks still work.
I usually wait to see which name actually fits the furball. Because what you name him as a calm, angelic ball of fluff won’t work when he’s hanging from your curtains like Spider-Man at a crime scene.
I once named a cat Sweetie. Seemed perfect—gentle, affectionate, sugar-pie vibes. But after the third midnight ambush on my toes, the new name became Satan’s Spawn.
Usually, it’s not the name you chose, but the one he earned!
MJ
What a cute poem, Dirk… I didn't know you had it in you! Lol!
Now, to George… you stepped on sacred ground with your response about hunting and killing innocent animals. As you know, I rescue animals… all kinds and sizes. I've been called many things… tree hugger is the most common… but to each their own on this subject. So here is my response to you:
I choose a different kind of strength. Not the strength that pulls a bowstring or fires a rifle into beating hearts, but the strength that lifts up the broken, that shields the vulnerable, that says life itself is sacred, whether human or animal.
The animals on my land are not targets, not meat for a fire, but living souls who trust me to guard them. To kill what cannot defend itself is not power—real power is mercy.
MJ
Hooray for me! The ginormous, finger-mummifying cast has finally been swapped out for a sleeker, keyboard-friendly model. My fingers no longer resemble Vienna sausages crammed into a Ziploc (Vern’s favorite snack), though this new contraption still isn’t exactly launching me back to my Olympic-level typing speeds (100 words per minute… give or take half of that). Anyway, I can now resume answering the reviews I owe—oh, and prepare some good old-fashioned retaliation… er, I mean, reciprocity. Totally reciprocity.
Happy trails,
MJ
You and Marilyn should compare notes if you haven't already. She's probably had dozens of cats over the years in her animal sanctuary.
In the hundreds in 30 years of rescuing!
He looks like my Mikey. Ginger cats are wonderful!
“Thanks all,” said one sad little Vienna sausage.
“See ya soon,” another one blabbed.
Bernice the cat walked across the laptopppppppppppppuuutrdcewsw.
mj
Dirk, I got your message about your cat swapping the same day I took a swan dive and didn’t answer you. Sorry… hope you’re better..talk soon
Hey, my friends,
Some of you already know this story, so I just copied and pasted it so as not to have to type it again. Anyway, here goes: You will NOT believe the circus act my life turned into. Picture this: we adopted a wild mustang and her two-month-old colt—basically two unbroken bundles of “nope” wrapped in horsehair. Neither had ever met a kind human, so I set them up in the “spa suite” (translation: special stall where I try to convince them I am not a mountain lion in yoga pants).
So there I am, bravely stepping inside with their dinner, separated only by a wire wall, thinking: What could possibly go wrong? Famous last words.
The colt suddenly decided he was Spider-Man, tried scaling the wire wall, and promptly got himself tangled like a goat in Christmas lights. Meanwhile, his mother was giving me the glare that says, “Lady, if you take one step closer, you’re about to meet Jesus.”
Naturally, my survival instincts kicked in. I tried to moonwalk backwards out of there, smooth and steady… except I had forgotten about the water bucket I left strategically placed in the “trip zone.” One graceful swan dive later, I’m sprawled out like a sack of potatoes, having landed squarely on my left hand.
Fun fact: I am left-handed. Even funner fact: Once I swam out of the bucket, I realized I had managed to fracture my wristbone (actually thought I had broken it), and that hairline fracture is now encased in a cast so big it could double as a medieval weapon. It locks down my thumb and fingers, leaving just the tips sticking out like sad little Vienna sausages.
Do you know how long it has taken me to type this? Imagine a crab with carpal tunnel syndrome trying to send an email—that’s me. Or the equivalent of the same time it would take to carve this note into stone with a spoon!
The doctor swears I’ll get a sleeker, “typing-friendly” cast...soon. It was supposed to have been Wednesday, but the X-ray told a different tale. Not quite healed enough considering the kind of work I do with the animals. Once again, maybe THIS coming week. Appointment Wednesday. Fingers crossed (literally… well, figuratively, because right now my fingers can’t cross). Once I’m mobile again, I’ll get back to everything—including reciprocating all those reviews you've sent my way. If I haven't answered you, it's because it's too aggravating with this monster cast.
Until then, just picture me, a gallant horse-whisperer turned one-handed typist, bravely battling through life with the speed of an arthritic tortoise. And trust me, John’s having a field day with it! He says this is one for the Bless this Mess book. We shall see.
Happy trails,
MJ
PS: Oh, Elysse, I managed to get your review done on Amazon. Sorry it took so long. Great book! It should be visible by now.
Be careful on that drive, Bill. Way too many road-rage kooks out there these days. Have fun, and we'll be here when you get back!
MJ
I'm an optimist - No! It's not too late. How can we just give up? If we aren't striving to adjust and improve then we have big time problems.
I get the optimism—we really need it. But hope alone won't save us. Every time someone pushes for real change, there's a crowd of people who are too lazy, too cynical, or too entitled to help. They'll argue online all day but won't actually do anything. They act like they know everything but won't plant a tree, clean up trash, or even recycle. They expect someone else to handle it.
Well, those "someone elses" are gone. We've pushed away the people who kept our food system running—field workers, laborers, the people who actually do the work—and now farmers can't find help. The privileged class won't step in because they think manual labor is beneath them. They'd rather complain online than get their hands dirty. Our supply chains from other countries no longer exist thanks to a man who never got past page 1 in Economics 101, the part where tariffs are explained in detail... that says tariffs levied on other countries only mean higher prices for the consumers of those products, which of course are you and me. Example: Mexico just cut off their supply of tomatoes to the US due to imposed tariffs, while the US sits with fields of tomatoes rotting on the vines because there are no workers to pick them. Wonder how that happened? This only means that for Thanksgiving dinner, you can expect to pay $10 for one tomato, if you can find one.
We've got a "leader" (somehow that word doesn't feel right) whose only plan is "drill, drill, drill," selling off public lands to the highest bidder. Goodbye, Yellowstone. He doesn't care about conservation or climate change—just money and power. And we've got corrupt judges, including Supreme Court justices, who've been bought and paid for. Corruption is so bad it's basically official policy now. And goodbye, Big Bird and Ernie... PBS was just slashed because it didn't feature anyone with an orange face. Kids grew up on Sesame Street, which taught them how to do good, how to be neat and tidy, how to care about others, how to be a friend, and how to live in these times. For some kids, that's all they had because their parents are too busy for them. But no more. No more Public Broadcasting System. Gone by the wayside, soon to be replaced with only one TV station, and for those of you who are smart, you know who that TV station will feature non-stop. Ask North Korea what that's like.
So yes, George, you're right in that we shouldn't give up. But let's be honest: we're not just fighting climate change and trash. We're fighting greed, laziness, entitlement, and a system that's falling apart because nobody cares anymore. If we don't start being real about what we're up against, we'll just sit here watching everything fall apart, wondering how it happened.
Where is that asteroid when you need it most?
Oh, yes, about those temperatures... we are back to normal today, but that's because it rained last night and it's raining here today with thunderstorms, gigantic cracks of thunder and lightning.