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I’ve  always found that cats learn their names faster if they’re more than one syllable. That steady two-beat call will whip their little heads around like they just heard a can opener. Of course, they’ll immediately ignore you afterward, but at least you’ll know their necks still work.

I usually wait to see which name actually fits the furball. Because what you name him as a calm, angelic ball of fluff won’t work when he’s hanging from your curtains like Spider-Man at a crime scene.

I once named a cat Sweetie. Seemed perfect—gentle, affectionate, sugar-pie vibes. But after the third midnight ambush on my toes, the new name became Satan’s Spawn.

Usually, it’s not the name you chose, but the one he earned!

MJ

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What a cute poem, Dirk… I didn't know you had it in you! Lol!

Now, to George… you stepped on sacred ground with your response about hunting and killing innocent animals. As you know, I rescue animals… all kinds and sizes. I've been called many things… tree hugger is the most common… but to each their own on this subject. So here is my response to you:

I choose a different kind of strength. Not the strength that pulls a bowstring or fires a rifle into beating hearts, but the strength that lifts up the broken, that shields the vulnerable, that says life itself is sacred, whether human or animal.

The animals on my land are not targets, not meat for a fire, but living souls who trust me to guard them. To kill what cannot defend itself is not power—real power is mercy.

MJ

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Hooray for me! The ginormous, finger-mummifying cast has finally been swapped out for a sleeker, keyboard-friendly model. My fingers no longer resemble Vienna sausages crammed into a Ziploc (Vern’s favorite snack), though this new contraption still isn’t exactly launching me back to my Olympic-level typing speeds (100 words per minute… give or take half of that). Anyway, I can now resume answering the reviews I owe—oh, and prepare some good old-fashioned retaliation… er, I mean, reciprocity. Totally reciprocity.

Happy trails,
MJ

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Dirk B wrote:

You and Marilyn should compare notes if you haven't already. She's probably had dozens of cats over the years in her animal sanctuary.

In the hundreds in 30 years of rescuing!

He looks like my Mikey. Ginger cats are wonderful!

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“Thanks all,” said one sad little Vienna sausage.
“See ya soon,” another one blabbed.
Bernice the cat walked across the laptopppppppppppppuuutrdcewsw.

mj

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Dirk, I got your message about your cat swapping the same day I took a swan dive and didn’t answer you. Sorry… hope you’re better..talk soon

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Hey, my friends,

Some of you already know this story, so I just copied and pasted it so as not to have to type it again. Anyway, here goes: You will NOT believe the circus act my life turned into. Picture this: we adopted a wild mustang and her two-month-old colt—basically two unbroken bundles of “nope” wrapped in horsehair. Neither had ever met a kind human, so I set them up in the “spa suite” (translation: special stall where I try to convince them I am not a mountain lion in yoga pants).

So there I am, bravely stepping inside with their dinner, separated only by a wire wall, thinking: What could possibly go wrong? Famous last words.

The colt suddenly decided he was Spider-Man, tried scaling the wire wall, and promptly got himself tangled like a goat in Christmas lights. Meanwhile, his mother was giving me the glare that says, “Lady, if you take one step closer, you’re about to meet Jesus.”

Naturally, my survival instincts kicked in. I tried to moonwalk backwards out of there, smooth and steady… except I had forgotten about the water bucket I left strategically placed in the “trip zone.” One graceful swan dive later, I’m sprawled out like a sack of potatoes, having landed squarely on my left hand.

Fun fact: I am left-handed. Even funner fact: Once I swam out of the bucket, I realized I had managed to fracture my wristbone (actually thought I had broken it), and that hairline fracture is now encased in a cast so big it could double as a medieval weapon. It locks down my thumb and fingers, leaving just the tips sticking out like sad little Vienna sausages.

Do you know how long it has taken me to type this? Imagine a crab with carpal tunnel syndrome trying to send an email—that’s me. Or the equivalent of the same time it would take to carve this note into stone with a spoon!

The doctor swears I’ll get a sleeker, “typing-friendly” cast...soon. It was supposed to have been Wednesday, but the X-ray told a different tale. Not quite healed enough considering the kind of work I do with the animals. Once again, maybe THIS coming week. Appointment Wednesday. Fingers crossed (literally… well, figuratively, because right now my fingers can’t cross). Once I’m mobile again, I’ll get back to everything—including reciprocating all those reviews you've sent my way. If I haven't answered you, it's because it's too aggravating with this monster cast.

Until then, just picture me, a gallant horse-whisperer turned one-handed typist, bravely battling through life with the speed of an arthritic tortoise. And trust me, John’s having a field day with it! He says this is one for the Bless this Mess book. We shall see.

Happy trails,
MJ

PS:  Oh, Elysse, I managed to get your review done on Amazon. Sorry it took so long. Great book! It should be visible by now.

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Be careful on that drive, Bill. Way too many road-rage kooks out there these days. Have fun, and we'll be here when you get back!

MJ

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George FLC wrote:

I'm an optimist - No! It's not too late. How can we just give up? If we aren't striving to adjust and improve then we have big time problems.

I get the optimism—we really need it. But hope alone won't save us. Every time someone pushes for real change, there's a crowd of people who are too lazy, too cynical, or too entitled to help. They'll argue online all day but won't actually do anything. They act like they know everything but won't plant a tree, clean up trash, or even recycle. They expect someone else to handle it.

Well, those "someone elses" are gone. We've pushed away the people who kept our food system running—field workers, laborers, the people who actually do the work—and now farmers can't find help. The privileged class won't step in because they think manual labor is beneath them. They'd rather complain online than get their hands dirty. Our supply chains from other countries no longer exist thanks to a man who never got past page 1 in Economics 101, the part where tariffs are explained in detail... that says tariffs levied on other countries only mean higher prices for the consumers of those products, which of course are you and me. Example: Mexico just cut off their supply of tomatoes to the US due to imposed tariffs, while the US sits with fields of tomatoes rotting on the vines because there are no workers to pick them. Wonder how that happened? This only means that for Thanksgiving dinner, you can expect to pay $10 for one tomato, if you can find one.

We've got a "leader" (somehow that word doesn't feel right) whose only plan is "drill, drill, drill," selling off public lands to the highest bidder. Goodbye, Yellowstone. He doesn't care about conservation or climate change—just money and power. And we've got corrupt judges, including Supreme Court justices, who've been bought and paid for. Corruption is so bad it's basically official policy now. And goodbye, Big Bird and Ernie... PBS was just slashed because it didn't feature anyone with an orange face. Kids grew up on Sesame Street, which taught them how to do good, how to be neat and tidy, how to care about others, how to be a friend, and how to live in these times. For some kids, that's all they had because their parents are too busy for them. But no more. No more Public Broadcasting System. Gone by the wayside, soon to be replaced with only one TV station, and for those of you who are smart, you know who that TV station will feature non-stop. Ask North Korea what that's like.

So yes, George, you're right in that we shouldn't give up. But let's be honest: we're not just fighting climate change and trash. We're fighting greed, laziness, entitlement, and a system that's falling apart because nobody cares anymore. If we don't start being real about what we're up against, we'll just sit here watching everything fall apart, wondering how it happened.

Where is that asteroid when you need it most?

Oh, yes, about those temperatures... we are back to normal today, but that's because it rained last night and it's raining here today with thunderstorms, gigantic cracks of thunder and lightning.

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Dirk B wrote:
George FLC wrote:

We need to be good stewards with what's been given to us.

We're a bit late for that, don't you think? Try to find a piece of land, a river, a lake, a tree, a crop, an animal, a teabag(!), etc. that isn't contaminated by micro-plastics or other industrial pollutants.

I really admire how much cleaner Canada seems compared to what we're dealing with here in the US. The ocean pollution situation breaks my heart - all that trash is seriously threatening marine life. Fishing nets are just one piece of a much bigger puzzle.

What really gets to me is how inconsistent recycling programs are across American states. Take Georgia, for example - glass bottles just get tossed out car windows because there's no deposit system to give them value. I have such fond memories of my childhood in South Carolina, walking along roadsides collecting bottles so we could turn them in for enough money to buy a Coke! It's sad that those bottles are worthless now.

Seeing people throw litter out their car windows really pushes my buttons. I know everyone's busy, but it only takes a moment to wait until you get home to throw something in your own trash bin.

Sorry for going off on a tangent from the temperature discussion - your comment just touched on something I've been passionate about for years! I really believe we need to focus on recycling, reusing, and maybe most importantly, stop producing so much plastic that takes forever to break down. And we definitely need stronger regulations to prevent big corporations from dumping waste into our waterways and contaminating our drinking water.

It's sobering to think about our impact as a species. I hope we can find better solutions before we've damaged our water, forests, and natural resources beyond repair.

Yes, I believe in climate change. And it's not going to get any better until we take steps to change it.

It was back to 106 degrees F today.

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Call it what you will, but this heat is unprecedented. I've lived in this same place for thirty years, and I've never experienced anything like this July. Since August is typically our hottest month, I'm dreading what's coming next.

Today was slightly better—"only" 105 degrees, a full five degrees cooler than yesterday's record-breaking 110. We're still looking at another night of thunderstorms with lightning and dangerous winds, which has become the nightly routine.

The only comparable year I can remember was 2007, when we went more than three months without rain. That summer, I watched our hay fields turn brown and crisp, leaving me scrambling to buy hay from south Georgia where they'd actually had rainfall. By summer's end, I was trucking hay in from Texas because the entire East Coast looked like it had been torched.

If this July is any indication of what August holds, we might be looking at 2007 all over again—or worse.

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vern wrote:

It's all the Democrats fault. They're making this weather worse so they can weaponize it against Republicans. If Trump says it, it must be true. Take care. Vern


It's actually Obama's fault. If you don't believe it, ask anyone wearing a red hat.

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Randall Krzak wrote:

We've hit 100 (37.78C) the past two days--supposed to be cooler today at 98!

And you're only about 50 miles north of me. I heard we were supposed to be cooler, too... maybe it will be 105 today instead of 110. Wow, it's a scorcher. I've given up on my garden... can't keep it watered enough and everything is dying.

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B Douglas Slack wrote:

It was only 87 here, but the humidity was over the moon. How did you manage two posts, MJ? I can delete it if you want.

Bill

I wish I knew. Yes, please delete the other one. I only clicked once. Gremlins, you think?

Thanks!!

MJ

Oh, I deleted it. Okay, all is well!

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Here in Georgia at 5:15 PM it’s 110 degrees F.  Or 43.3 degrees C.

To say we’re sweltering doesn’t come close.

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Wow! That's wonderful, Randy. Congratulations! You're getting quite a collection. A far cry from our first Moonshine Cove books! LOL!

MJ

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If there was ever a time to impeach a senator or a representative, now is the time. If we could get these do-nothings out of office and get someone in who will stand up to this fat jerk, we'd be better off. If you or I went to work at the railroad everyday and did absolutely nothing, and the train ran off the track, we'd be fired from our job. These Republican senators need to be kicked out the door. Impeached. That's where we have to start... on the local level because they have done nothing. Trump illegally got us in a war without going through Congress. That is a reason for impeachment at the highest, but they do nothing.

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Talk about an ass-whooping https://youtu.be/E1pmY8GIuWA?si=YeTL3AhL-MrGh3ru

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This country truly needs a third party. I personally am a fan of Bernie Sanders, but he'll never win as long as he's an Independent. Plus he's getting too old now. But he keeps his rhetoric going year after year, and he's made enough money off politics for his entire family to live happily ever after. Looks like Gavin Newsome may take a stab at it in the next election... if there is one.

Changing the subject, but did anyone watch the opening of the G7? I was so embarrassed to know that big orange buffoon represented our country. All he could talk about was his BFF Putin, but Carney shut him down. I knew he'd leave before it was over because the attention was on Carney and not trump. He can't stand being around anyone smarter than him, so he had to get back home so he could be Boss Hogg in the comfort of his oval office, surrounding himself with the resident idiots.

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I sat there totally amazed and wanted to stand up and cheer when he kept demanding yes or no answers. None of the maggots want to give a straight answer. That's what got Brett Kavanaugh elected... he wouldn't give a straight answer, but they passed him in anyway.

Pete Hegseth does not currently have the qualifications to be Secretary of Defense. The position of Secretary of Defense is a civilian position and requires someone who has been retired from military service for at least seven years, unless a waiver is approved by Congress. Hegseth has military experience, including deployments to Iraq and Afghanistan, but he has not retired from service for the required amount of time. Additionally, he is not a civilian, as he was a Fox News contributor and political commentator. Real dumb move... well, all of trump's moves are dumb... but Secretary of Defense? He needs to be removed, and we need for the Democrats to get up this sledgehammering and get him out of there.

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https://youtu.be/Dl4eCWYSGQQ?si=_m7hLvcpFboi-bJy

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Hi, Neil, and welcome back. I can't remember the years you were here, but the important thing is you've come back. Glad to have you. We do have talented writers here, so let's get this party started. I look forward to reading your work again. I'll send you a connection reqquest.

Happy trails,
MJ

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I can't believe the general public is okay with all these major companies that are leaving the US because of the idiot's tariffs. GE announced today it's leaving. When they do there will be hundreds of thousands of people unemployed, thanks to the hatchet Musk took to jobs, Walmart's decision to leave, Amazon's threat, and now GE. Why isn't there a hunting squad out somewhere ready to end this nonsense? I don't get it. And I can guarantee you the CEOs of all those companies voted for trump. The other news I heard today is that Canada has said they will cut off all the power they are now supplying to the northern states. They at first put a 25% retaliation tariff on it, but now Mark Carney is saying he's going to cut it all off. Do you think any of these states will start an open rebellion? I've worked for a power company before, and building a power grid takes years, not days or weeks. Those huge transmission lines are not built overnight, and neither are the substations needed to power up the neighborhoods.

And, yet today, trump reiterated his tariff bullshit. I don't know when this madness will stop. And, Vern, I agree that trump never backs down once something is underway, but his advisors may have told him to back off Musk. We know Musk bought the election... he said so... when will we stop that kind of thing from happening again? We have to put limits on how much a company and an individual can give to one campaign. That's totally ridiculous because little peons like myself have to live with the candidates the rich people buy. We haven't been a "democracy of the people, by the people, and for the people" in decades, but it's worse now than ever.

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whatta wrote:

Sigh and yawn. All that matters is the mid-terms -- when we get to see if America is still the stupidest country on the planet.

If things keep going the way they're going, I seriously doubt there will be a mid-term election. The idiots who support him are all for not having a mid-term and for him to be their king. They're okay with him completely destroying the constitution... and he always says, "It's Biden's fault." They believe every evil word that comes out of his lying mouth.

Trump with back down on the rhetoric with Elon because he needs Elon's money for the mid-terms. He knows if the Dems get back in control, they will impeach his butt, so he will do just like they say: TACO - Trump always chickens out. He'll huff and puff but in the end he will do exactly what Elon wants because he needs his money to maintain control.

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B Douglas Slack wrote:

I can suggest a burned out light bulb.

Bill

LOL! That would be better than what we have! But the sad news is that all the Maggots will believe only what trump tells them... and he will blame it all on Biden or Obama. I can't believe how ignorant they are.

I don't think Vance would be as idiotic about these dang tariffs if trump was out of the way. And since it's a rigged election, which we all knew, maybe Vance isn't going to be allowed to stay either. All these big companies, including Walmart, are leaving the US because of the tariffs, and the republicans sit on their butts and do nothing about it and expect to get re-elected in 2026. Truth is, Musk won't be there to win the elections for them... goodbye Marjorie Taylor Greene... and the others like her. At least I hope so. I hope the public will finally wake up and demand a take-down of this entire illegal regime.

Trump wanted to win strictly for revenge on the judges who tried to put him in jail. That's all he wanted... save his butt from Sing-Sing and punish anyone who said he was guilty. Jack Smith should've nailed him earlier because he should've known there would be hundreds of delays in trump's favor.

Trump and Musk both should be arrested for domestic terrorism. Trump for all his threats, and Musk for firing all the government people without being an official employee of our government... an illegal branch that was never approved by Congress.

I can't wait to see how Clarence Thomas is going to fit into all this. He will retire before the going gets too rough... wait and see... and he will be replaced by Aileen Cannon if trump is still in office as the time Thomas exits for another country.