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Put these in the linen closet before the kid tells the rich bitch we went skinny-dipping in the pool; watch the security camera over the door, too.
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"This isn't helping," she said with a frown.
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- Dill Carver
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“We’re gonna need all the towels Doris. The consumptive little bitch won’t stop trying to reach the spittoon atop the wardrobe from the doorway.”
- corra
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vern wrote:
If you just ignore them, you can pretend the "little people" don't exist.
Do you remember me griping at the old forum a few years ago (I can sense you nodding, please allow me to finish), because the little peep hole on the front door of every house I've lived in is too high for me to reach, and this makes no sense, because tall people can stoop, while tiny people always have to go get a stool or hop, and it's all very illogical, so why don't they put the peephole lower for us small folk? And you reminded me that if manufacturers lowered the peephole, all a person would see when they look out is the groin of an average-sized person? Which made me laugh, and laugh hardily, and it resolved my lifelong irritation with the peephole dilemma, for your logic is sound.
I won't explain why I'm reminding you of this. I'll just leave you with an uncomfortable silence.
- corra
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"They always give the best Shakespeare parts to the boys. We'll show them with our beards and widow's peaks!"
"Have either of you a biscuit for my pet mouse?"
"There's one directly above you, dear."
"Thank you. I'll grab that on my way to the ceiling stairs."
(She never made it to the stairs, however, for true love was waiting beneath them.)
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corra wrote:
vern wrote:If you just ignore them, you can pretend the "little people" don't exist.
Do you remember me griping at the old forum a few years ago (I can sense you nodding, please allow me to finish), because the little peep hole on the front door of every house I've lived in is too high for me to reach, and this makes no sense, because tall people can stoop, while tiny people always have to go get a stool or hop, and it's all very illogical, so why don't they put the peephole lower for us small folk? And you reminded me that if manufacturers lowered the peephole, all a person would see when they look out is the groin of an average-sized person? Which made me laugh, and laugh hardily, and it resolved my lifelong irritation with the peephole dilemma, for your logic is sound.
I won't explain why I'm reminding you of this. I'll just leave you with an uncomfortable silence.
To answer your rhetorical question, yes, I remember and am very honored to have evoked a hardy laugh; a greater compliment, I could not receive. Take care. Vern
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vern wrote:
I remember and am very honored to have evoked a hardy laugh; a greater compliment, I could not receive. Take care. Vern
I do my best to laugh at everything you say. (Teasing.) 
- rhiannon
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Dang. I thought when I drank the potion, I would release my dark side, but not have to sit next to her. I'll never get tenure this way. And it's Dr. Jeckyl to you.
- vern
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If I must explain, I'm just testing to see if he really can play by ear. Take care. Vern
- Marilyn Johnson
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"Dang fool has severe pianotoliosis. I told him to play by ear, not eye. Thanks for coming, doctor."
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“We’re gonna need all the towels Doris. The consumptive little bitch won’t stop trying to reach the spittoon atop the wardrobe from the doorway.”
*If you just ignore them, you can pretend the "little people" don't exist."
Dead funny captions when you look at that old picture. Tickled me, anyway.
