Topic: I won 2nd place
http://gcwriters.org/contest_lw_winners.htm
2nd place nonfiction--"To Hell with You Witch
- Janet Taylor-Perry
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- jack the knife
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Congrats, Janet! Was that ever posted on TNBW?
5 2016-05-09 18:31:01 (edited by Janet Taylor-Perry 2016-05-09 18:31:43)
- Janet Taylor-Perry
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jack the knife wrote:
Congrats, Janet! Was that ever posted on TNBW?
Yes, it was.
It's still up.
- MrsPiddles
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I just read "To Hell With You Witch". Wow! I can see how you won with it. Good job. Congratulations.
- Janet Taylor-Perry
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Receiving my certificate:
8 2016-05-24 00:45:51 (edited by Janet Taylor-Perry 2016-05-24 00:46:06)
- Janet Taylor-Perry
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And here's me reading part of it.
- Charles_F_Bell
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Janet Taylor-Perry wrote:
http://gcwriters.org/contest_lw_winners.htm
2nd place nonfiction--"To Hell with You Witch
By this I am reminded of a joke by the master of dry irony, Emo Phillips:
Once I saw this guy on a bridge about to jump. I said, "Don't do it!" He said, "Nobody loves me." I said, "God loves you. Do you believe in God?"
He said, "Yes." I said, "Are you a Christian or a Jew?" He said, "A Christian." I said, "Me, too! Protestant or Catholic?" He said, "Protestant." I said, "Me, too! What franchise?" He said, "Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?" He said, "Northern Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist or Northern Liberal Baptist?"
He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region, or Northern Conservative Baptist Eastern Region?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region." I said, "Me, too!"
Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1879, or Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912." I said, "Die, heretic!" And I pushed him over.
- John Hamler
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Congratulations, Janet. Now I gotta go see what I've been missing.
And a secondary congrats to Charles Bell. That joke was spot on and fab. If a bit cynical, of course. 
- Janet Taylor-Perry
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Charles_F_Bell wrote:
Janet Taylor-Perry wrote:http://gcwriters.org/contest_lw_winners.htm
2nd place nonfiction--"To Hell with You WitchBy this I am reminded of a joke by the master of dry irony, Emo Phillips:
Once I saw this guy on a bridge about to jump. I said, "Don't do it!" He said, "Nobody loves me." I said, "God loves you. Do you believe in God?"
He said, "Yes." I said, "Are you a Christian or a Jew?" He said, "A Christian." I said, "Me, too! Protestant or Catholic?" He said, "Protestant." I said, "Me, too! What franchise?" He said, "Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?" He said, "Northern Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist or Northern Liberal Baptist?"He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region, or Northern Conservative Baptist Eastern Region?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region." I said, "Me, too!"
Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1879, or Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912." I said, "Die, heretic!" And I pushed him over.
You made me laugh. This will be included in my The Little Book of Things that Are so NOT Funny You Have to Laugh.
