whackamole

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Nom de Pun

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Defecate

Maxwell  (Robert)

another massive financial fraudster involving two implicated sons and suicide

vern wrote:

Trump? Oh shit!

Diniz? Oh shit!

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(Full story here)http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article … nyway.html

vern wrote:
Dill Carver wrote:

Bullshit Propulsion

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LOL! Where do you find these things? Take care. Vern


'Where do I find these things?'
Can it be true? 
This 'World Famous' sculpture is named “What You see Might Not Be Real” by Chinese artist Chen Wenling. It makes a dig at the global financial crisis. The farting bull represents Wall Street (in Chinese slang, to fart means to bluff or lie). And the man being shoved into the wall is Bernard Madoff.

The Sculpture was big news (on most news shows, newspapers, internet articles and magazines) at the time in the UK and across Europe.
Almost everybody knows of it and has seen the image...

...although I did see/hear a couple of news articles at the time, that claimed as a footnote that the USA had restricted news reporting upon this sculpture because they perceived it to be against their national interest.

And it is claimed (and apparently not refuted) that the top nations who censor their 'national news releases' are #1: USA  #2: North Korea #3: Iran 

I've worked with USA colleagues visiting London who have been gobsmacked in the past at news 'events' reported in Europe that they'd never heard tell of in the USA.

For my own part, I've always noticed, when visiting the USA, how little I hear upon international news, whilst I'm there.

This one is real!!!!!!!!!!

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Bullshit Propulsion

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Dodge Charger

electro car diagram

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If people were dogs...

corra?
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Tirzah?
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This might be me...

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corra wrote:

I've started doing yoga. Apparently my breath is made out of moonlight, and so is my life. (According to the yoga person.)

I had no idea.


I've started doing yogurt. My breath is made of sour milk with a fruit coulis zest.

Spam

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njc wrote:

Why not push the minimalist edge and ask for clerihews?

Why not. If clerihews it is, you could enter most of what you write in the forums.

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max keanu wrote:

I suggest Charles Bell's Literary Fiction Group as a launch point for new contest.

A Literary Fiction competition is exclusive and would exclude 95% of us mortal authors whilst causing an explosion of thesaurus substituted semi-appropriate words.

Then of course, would ensue the perpetual discourse upon what actually constitutes/qualifies 'Literary Fiction'.

A cracking story entry could fail to meet the the 'Literary Fiction Genre' criteria (whatever that definitively is?), whilst a mundane effort could be more (or technically) in line with 'Literary Fiction' style and take the biscuit.

I'd like to see a more open contest with a competition that doesn’t restrict genres and formats. If the objective were to coin a 'subject' then all 'styles' of creative writing (short stories, poems etc.) would be admissible.

Entitlement

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SolN wrote:

Yes, as soon as we close out the Strongest Start.

Good news. Thanks Sol.

Apologies for my impatience .

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It feels a little subdued, without a competition running in the background.

Is there going to be a new one soon?

Cheers!

restraint

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Spike Milligan  - 1918 - 2002

Mudder  (Scots)

Moiwder (Bronx)

Sentence for minor crime (Saudi Arabia)

Family Honour (Pakistan)

Whiner

corra wrote:
Dill Carver wrote:

Frankrijk

That's what it sounds like to say Frankenstein just as you swallow a fly.

It's actually a Dutchman swallowing a Frog wink

Frankfurter