Hey, be sure and watch David Letterman tomorrow nite. It's his annual X-mas celebration, with Darlene Love singing Baby Please Come Home! She's gotta be like, I dunno... 80 years old? And still belting it out.
202 2014-12-19 03:27:44
Re: Music 'n' stuff (90 replies, posted in HodgePodge)
Yeah, my thoughts exactly. Well, after having those fleeting thoughts of establishing a utopian forum, that is. I contributed to the movie thread, but you've chosen to ignore me the past three days, so...
Some people (people out here on the west coast, anyway) don't realize that Connecticut is actually more Noo Yawk than upstate New York is. If you know what I mean. And what's with Chris Christie being a Dallas Cowboy fan?
203 2014-12-18 03:54:12
Re: Recognition for a job well done (10 replies, posted in TheNextBigWriter Premium)
Of stern stuff was Sol's ambition (obligatory Shakespeare reference) and well done for acknowledging his efforts, Gacela! It inspired me.
See, just now I decided to tell Wanda that I'd finally had enough.
"I've decided to leave you," I said.
"Oh, yeah?" she said, sarcastically. "For who?"
I said: "For her..." and then I pointed her at this very forum post and Mariana Reuter's TNBW thumbnail profile.
Wanda looked over my shoulder, shrugged, and told me: "Godspeed, dumbass!"
And then she walked out of the room.
Which basically meant... John Hamler doesn't really deserve to be in the company of such excellent hobbits. This website is a blessing to me (seriously) and I would just like to glom onto Gacela's sentiments and say: EXCELSIOR!
Cheers and Happy Holidays
204 2014-12-16 04:12:06
Re: Cool movie (28 replies, posted in HodgePodge)
Speaking of "cool movies"... I saw a new horror flick out of Australia that was pretty okay. I mean, the critics were raving about it so I gave it a go and I think my expectations were too high. So... While it didn't necessarily scare me, the story and acting WERE a top notch above most things the genre has to offer. If nothing else, the movie pairs the craziest mother with the most annoying kid I've EVER seen on film. You'll understand what I mean if you choose to see it. It's called THE BABADOOK and it's currently streaming on AMAZON for like six bucks.
Feliz Navidad!
John
205 2014-12-16 04:04:53
Re: Streamlining this group (5 replies, posted in HodgePodge)
Okay. Yeah. I'm far too irresponsible to be organizing such things, anyway.
Feliz Navidad!
John
206 2014-12-12 07:49:54
Re: Music 'n' stuff (90 replies, posted in HodgePodge)
Where did "HUB" as you call him, grow up? In NY? Or what?
207 2014-12-12 06:40:31
Re: Music 'n' stuff (90 replies, posted in HodgePodge)
Ha! I definitely caught your husband in the Mellencamp vid. He's quite the catch, milady! If I may say so as a pretend-to-be gay man. What I noticed most, though? Dickheads watching the show through their camera phones instead of their two good ears and eyeballs.
Hey, what's the Christmas song that Elton John did? I heard it today, and I liked the up-tempo melody, but I dunno the name of it.
208 2014-12-09 10:21:30
Re: Music 'n' stuff (90 replies, posted in HodgePodge)
Holy fuckballs! I know WISHBONE ASH! They were psychedlic rock back in the 1970's. Kinda like the band YES. Or Emerson Lake and Palmer. Pretty much my favorite type of music. Pretty much. They weren't heavy enough for my ass, but great musicians nonetheless. Much better than Uriah Heep, anyway. Although Uriah Heep had that one song... Was it STEALIN'? Was that the one I liked? Yeah, it was:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j73OsXo19vI
They mostly sang about dungeons and dragons (also very cool) but....
April Wine was sorta good around the same time:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usWQOPTORn8
I dunno. I could go on and on, but... I'm on a Brenda Lee tilt at the moment.
209 2014-12-06 05:11:08
Topic: Streamlining this group (5 replies, posted in HodgePodge)
I kinda wanna erase everything right now and start over. Reorganize the topics. One for Genesis, one for Antagony, one for music, one for politics, one for the money, two for the show...etcetera.
Is this a bad idea? If so, tell me to fuck off.
If not, let's nominate some topics. Here in this thread, so I can reformat this fucker.
Definitely plug your particular book, but also some general interest topics too. Like instead of saying "I saw this thing about literary agents that you should check out" in the Music thread, you say it in the Industry thread. Or whatever. You know what I'm getting at.
210 2014-12-06 03:52:20
Re: Music 'n' stuff (90 replies, posted in HodgePodge)
You wanna hear the absolute worst x-mas song? Paul McCartney doing rocking around the christmas tree but it's like a weird mashup with the horns from Got to Get You Into My Life. I'm not even gonna give you a link. Just trust me, it sucks.
211 2014-12-05 04:52:56
Re: Music 'n' stuff (90 replies, posted in HodgePodge)
Oooh, I like that Merry Christmas, Baby. Never heard that before. You're definitely bringing the obscure nuggets, GP. Bravo!
I'm not quite as adventurous when it comes to X-mas tunes. Feliz Navidad is my all time fave. I dunno why. It just is. Brenda Lee rocking around the christmas tree, Bing Crosby's entire christmas album is great, and Blue Christmas from Elvis is cool.
The Kinks have a good cynical one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ni04_SF-HRQ
The Eagles: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZaRsJ_9Ukk
And George Michael of all people: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8gmARGvPlI
212 2014-12-02 04:38:20
Re: Music 'n' stuff (90 replies, posted in HodgePodge)
I already talked about Mountain? Well, then I probably already talked about Blind Faith and Ginger Baker, too. Anyway, there's a documentary about Ginger Baker called BEWARE OF MR. BAKER that is pretty interesting. He was the drummer for both Cream and Blind Faith. I'm pretty sure that Steve Winwood was in Blind Faith. Wasn't he? I'll look it up, but I know damn well that I'm right. Because I'm almost always right about everything I say.
213 2014-12-02 02:57:22
Re: Antagony is what???????? (7 replies, posted in HodgePodge)
Hey! You're the one, brought ICE-T into the mix!
Anyway, what's the bestest Christmas song of all time?
214 2014-11-29 06:04:51
Re: Antagony is what???????? (7 replies, posted in HodgePodge)
Philosophical, indeed. You wanna know what's kinda funny?
ICE-T has a song called *STRAIGHT UP NIGGA* and the lyrics (considering the holiday season) go a little something like this:
That's right fool, look at me!
Just that kind of nigga you'd like to hang from a tree!
But all you KKK type grave diggers?
Ease back fools, cause I'm a trigger nigga
I work real hard for my living
but I don't celebrate no bullshit THANKSGIVING
Sit up like some fool and eat turkey?
That's the day your forefathers jerked me!
Shipped us all over here in locks and chains
Split us up and twisted up a nigga's brain...
Or something like that.
Cheers
John
215 2014-11-29 04:05:07
Re: The horror & macabre genre (7 replies, posted in HORROR AND THE MACABRE)
WOw. Autonomic dysreflexia... I looked it up. Scarier than any literature I can think of, that's for sure! I empathize with you Max, I just wonder if you should be thinking such morbid thoughts at this juncture? Or maybe it helps? I dunno. It's all fine and good for me to be exploring my demons while in a relatively hale state. Kinda like rooting on a boxer to take a beating and go the distance without any actual skin in the game. Although, one time I caught spinal meningitis and thought I was gonna die. Three days of pukey headaches, couldn't get out of bed, refused to go the hospital. No syncope or profound hallucinations, though. Just unrelenting pain. I just might've died if my girlfriend, god bless her, hadn't dragged me like a sack of apples to the hospital. She pretty much saved my life.
216 2014-11-27 07:37:53
Re: Music 'n' stuff (90 replies, posted in HodgePodge)
You must've heard Brown Sugar, by The Rolling Stones:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOBP7QMuHHs
I'm on one of my tangents again. This time it's white boys touting and serenading the talents of the yeah-yeah sisterhood.
217 2014-11-27 07:35:04
Re: Music 'n' stuff (90 replies, posted in HodgePodge)
Or Mississippi Queen, by Mountain?
218 2014-11-27 07:32:53
Re: Music 'n' stuff (90 replies, posted in HodgePodge)
By the way, you ever heard Black Betty? By a one-hit-wonder band named RamJam?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R044sleOW6I
Well, now you have!
219 2014-11-27 07:27:56
Re: Music 'n' stuff (90 replies, posted in HodgePodge)
There was a thing in the NY Times about a month or so back, about Billy Joel. I guess he's doing once-a-month appearances at the Garden now or something? Kinda like a Vegas gig, right?. Anyway, it talked about how he just sits at home on Long Island and waits for the helicopter to pick him up and fly him to the show. Like me, he's one of the coolest and most brilliant dudes on the planet but, like me, I think he's got trouble with the sweet stuff.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32r1SAQZGpw
I know you probably think Billy Idol is a heavy metal punk, but you should listen to that song, GP. It's actually along the same lines as Big Man on Mulberry Street. A bit of a show-tune. It tells a melodramatic story, is what I mean. With some colored girls singing back up and everything!
And the colored girls go 'doo-da-doo, doo and etc;:
220 2014-11-26 14:07:45
Re: The horror & macabre genre (7 replies, posted in HORROR AND THE MACABRE)
My father once gave me an HP Lovecraft anthology thing when I was a teenager. Told me it was supercool, superfreaky stuff. I didn't really appreciate it at the time, but I do now. Once you grasp and realize the utter insignificance of humanity vis-a-vis the universe, once you've come to that conclusion... Well, then your imagination can really take wing. It's a cynical purview, but not entirely void of passion or joy. There are still plenty of thrills and yucks to be had. In fact, it's kinda like walking around, being Bill Murray.
Recently the HBO show True Detective revitalized the forgotten art of the turn of the century Gothic or Weird fiction genre with its arcane references to THE KING IN YELLOW -by Robert Chambers- and the fabled evil city of Carcosa. A kind of Hell in a cosmic/parallel dimensional sense, not a religious one:
Along the shore the cloud waves break,
The twin suns sink behind the lake,
The shadows lengthen
In Carcosa.
Strange is the night where black stars rise,
And strange moons circle through the skies,
But stranger still is
Lost Carcosa.
Songs that the Hyades shall sing,
Where flap the tatters of the King,
Must die unheard in
Dim Carcosa.
Song of my soul, my voice is dead,
Die thou, unsung, as tears unshed
Shall dry and die in
Lost Carcosa.
Rather along the same lines as your Rupert Brooke poem, no?
Cheers
John
221 2014-11-26 13:45:38
Re: Antagony is what???????? (7 replies, posted in HodgePodge)
Yeah. Fuck it. That's what I'm saying.
Or you could say it like this:
222 2014-11-26 13:40:11
Re: Blame It On The Alcohol, Says Genesis (51 replies, posted in HodgePodge)
I changed the access to private. I think. I hope that does it.
223 2014-11-26 13:35:11
Re: Music 'n' stuff (90 replies, posted in HodgePodge)
Really? Well, Billy probably can't hit them high notes anymore. I guess Sting is dipping his toe into Broadway type music nowadays, anyway. Or so I've heard. I know Bruce Willis doing Big Man was a big deal thirty years ago. One of my favorite Joel tunes.
224 2014-11-24 05:30:45
Re: Did I do this right? (40 replies, posted in HodgePodge)
How about a big pair of balls?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQSk0CYPvwE
I told you I was off to listen to AC/DC.
225 2014-11-24 04:32:53
Re: Did I do this right? (40 replies, posted in HodgePodge)
Images...
Italy looks like a high-heeled go-go boot.
Alaska looks like an ogre with a goatee.
Florida looks like a pistol.
Somalia looks like a waiter carrying a bowl of soup.
I can't see the back of my ass, but I imagine it looks like two scoops of butterscotch ice cream...