And Homer would consider you a fuddy-duddy in love with a long-dead civilization rather than accepting the up-coming new one. When you vote, you should thank Achilles, not Hector.
Oh, fun! Are we channeling Homer now? I'll play:
Homer would be far more concerned with your inability to communicate imaginatively than in criticizing someone's interest in the civilization from which he wrote. Your use of "screwy ass backwards" is uninspired and would bore a poet of his merit. Yesterday he and I discussed the fragmentation of language, and he actually used the phrase "screwy ass backwards" within a lesson, explaining to me, "This is the sort of limp, unremarkable stock phraseology which is replacing real poetry. Look for empty phrases like this one when you critique an argument: they are evidence of an empty pen well." Of course, he said this to me in ancient Greek, and rhymed it, and the story involved an ancient rivalry with someone's brother which transformed all of western history, but the lesson was located within the ancient frame and is still, to my way of thinking, quite relevant.
He doesn't realize he's from the past, though. If he read about World War One he'd wonder how such an event could POSSIBLY illuminate his poetry. And certainly the goings-on in the States today would have no bearing on his epic. I wouldn't dare suggest this to him, though. Every great poet likes to think that his work is only relevant in its own era. And the wisest thinkers omit all past affairs from their assessment of current events.