whatta's Profile

Penname:	whatta
Country:	United States
Web address:	www.screensaver-art.com
Favorite book:	Skinny Legs and All
Member type:	Author
Member Since:	Jun 3, 2006
Bio:	Born in 1955, 'Whatta' survived the NYC Public School system and accidentally graduated high school in 1973. At thirteen, he took his first hit of LSD. By the time he was fifteen, he was gainfully unemployed as a thief (references available). At sixteen, he became a teacher of Transcendental Meditation, cleaned up, and within six months had successfully influenced his friends to help him find more drugs. Spending thirty-one years in the printing business, a career he found less than satisfying, he was finally sacked in 2003. Tired of watching television, he began writing seriously at the age of forty-nine (and eleven months). Now living with his wife and daughter in California, his qualifications include a certificate of mixology and a valid driver’s licence.

User Writings


Title/Name	Date	Ranking	Reviews	Type

DADDY, WHY CAN'T I SAY 'ASS?'	Nov 22, 2006	20	658	Novel
Introduction.... DADDY, WHY CAN'T I SAY 'ASS?'...

STREET OF ROGUES	Oct 27, 2007	1	1560	Novel
11/20/09***—————————— I...

P.I.S.S.E.D.	May 24, 2007	106	186	Novel
What do a young, disillusioned man, a baseball...

What Is Art, Anyway?	Aug 4, 2009	276	10	Poetry
I had some extra points.

If I Only Had Some Tits	Dec 30, 2007	100	18	Short Story
12/30/07***For my sicker fans. So you know I...

Reflections on Writing	Aug 4, 2008	145	14	Short Story
My_writing_life

Cloud? What Cloud?	Nov 29, 2009	79	19	Short Story
The Cloud Writing Contest entry

Don't Call Me, Alcohol You	Feb 1, 2010	114	14	Short Story
Too much information.