whatta's Profile

Penname:	whatta
Country:	United States
Web address:	www.screensaver-art.com
Favorite book:	Skinny Legs and All
Member type:	Author
Member Since:	Jun 3, 2006
Bio:	Born in 1955, 'Whatta' survived the NYC Public School system and accidentally graduated high school in 1973. At thirteen, he took his first hit of LSD. By the time he was fifteen, he was gainfully unemployed as a thief (references available). At sixteen, he became a teacher of Transcendental Meditation, cleaned up, and within six months had successfully influenced his friends to help him find more drugs. Spending thirty-one years in the printing business, a career he found less than satisfying, he was finally sacked in 2003. Tired of watching television, he began writing seriously at the age of forty-nine and eleven months. Now living with his wife and daughter in California, his qualifications include a valid driver’s licence, a certificate of mixology, a will to live, and a bad credit report.

User Writings


Title/Name	Date	Ranking	Reviews	Type

DADDY, WHY CAN'T I SAY 'ASS?'	Nov 22, 2006	10	548	Novel
Introduction.... DADDY, WHY CAN'T I SAY 'ASS?'...

STREET OF ROGUES	Oct 27, 2007	1	1236	Novel
04/26/08***Book One: The Beat-up Generation....

P.I.S.S.E.D.	May 24, 2007	36	184	Novel
What do a young, disillusioned man, a baseball...

Which Hunt?	Oct 26, 2007	335	8	Short Story
This could be a true story.

Incredibly LOST	Feb 24, 2008	55	15	Short Story
This is what I call a DRAGGLE. It’s exactly...

If I Only Had Some Tits	Dec 30, 2007	62	17	Short Story
12/30/07***For my sicker fans. So you know I...

Twelve Step Program For Aging	Dec 12, 2007	465	7	Short Story
This is a collaboration with kat nove on...