Dill Carver wrote:I saw on the news that Marilyn Johnson has issued her entire menagerie (including Lil' Sebastian) with sun-block and dark glasses.
...whilst I nailed all of my neighborhood pets to a plank and pointed them directly at the sun, by way of experiment.
ROFLMAO! Dill Carver, last time you took on my critters you caused me to be a contest winner! That being the case, I shall buy a lottery ticket just before the eclipse because my 40+ animals and I live in the direct path of it.
(I actually do provide sunblock for all my white-faced critters because they blister in the sun like humans do.)
As per Nathan's warnings, it shall be hard to gather all my critters into a safe eclipse-watching place. Now I know how Noah felt when he was building the ark. "How we gonna do this, God?"
And God replied, "No worry. I am sending rain and storms that day, and the event shall go unnoticed by mere mortals such as yourself. Oh, ye of such little faith."