Penis
801 2015-12-23 11:11:30
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802 2015-12-22 00:50:22
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Shakespeare
“Watch out he's winding the watch of his wit, by and by it will strike.”
803 2015-12-20 12:42:06
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UK bango
804 2015-12-20 03:18:25
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Tiny Tim
805 2015-12-19 20:17:55
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Misdirection: With, "... every idiot who goes about with 'Merry Christmas' on his lips should be boiled with his own pudding, and buried with a stake of holly through his heart. ..." Dickens cleverly excludes all who do not fall within that widely encompassing category,
806 2015-12-18 20:35:36
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"... every idiot who goes about with 'Merry Christmas' on his lips should be boiled with his own pudding, and buried with a stake of holly through his heart. ..."
807 2015-12-18 12:42:23
Re: Trivia and Trouble. Get it here! (46 replies, posted in The Write Club -- Creative Writing and Literature Discussions Group)
I was tricked into attending ‘Christmas drinks' with a team of Management Consultants and Sales/Marketing executives last night. The kind of social gathering I normally avoid like the plague. However, in terms of value (inspiration and observational material for writing), the experience was priceless. I listened to one such champagne swilling (single) executive nonchalantly explaining how she’d spent £8,000 ($12,000) upon a tropical fish tank display and contents only to forget to make arrangements for the upkeep of the fish and their environment whilst on a four month overseas assignment. Another guy, a bombastic overbearing arse of a CEO who at some stage of his life, had named his penis ‘Little Romeo’, recount bawdy adventures of said Little Romeo in the third person as if his penis was an individual character in its own right. Like it were a naughty little brother, he spoke fondly of Little Romeo but gave the impression that although associated with him, he was not entirely responsible for Little Romeo’s actions. In fact at one point the guy seemed quite upset by one or two adventures that Romeo had embarked upon; apparently without his owners consent.
Is this how world leaders, politicians, errant priests etc. manage to deal with their conscience?
808 2015-12-18 01:42:48
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thanks
809 2015-12-18 01:40:34
Re: Share a book which inspires you personally -- as a writer? And why. (2 replies, posted in The Write Club -- Creative Writing and Literature Discussions Group)
A Tale of Two Citiesby Charles Dickens
The storytelling bewitches me. Multiple threads, time shifts, different points of view; vignettes or cameo scenes. Strong characterisation. All of this coming together as a weave that gives the reader a jigsaw completion-type satisfaction or a sense of awe. A major historical event as a backdrop that is viewed incidentally and circumspectly, from within.
Originally written in episodes as a serialised publication and I think this helped string the story out with a number of enigmas and 'ongoing or periodical reveals' to keep the reader hooked. A clever way to build suspense.
The entire human condition is framed within those pages; Love, fear, loathing, courage, cowardice, hate, honour, kindness, spitefulness, dishonour, trust, treachery, loyalty, disloyalty, generosity, selfishness, arrogance, education, ignorance, understanding, good fortune, abysmal fortune, hope, despair, revenge, retribution, forgiveness, camaraderie, poverty, wealth, dexterity, blunder, respect, disrespect, good, evil and lots more beside.
I read 'Tale of Two Cities' as a youngster and found the prose was driving or dictating my emotions far beyond any publication I'd read previously. I was totally engaged and remember when I finished the novel; the feeling of accomplishment, the jigsaw complete and wonderful feeling from the roller-coaster ride Dickens had taken me on. It might sound a little eccentric, but I felt more complete as a person once I'd read this book; almost as if the characters experiences were my own experiences.
Reading this book turned me on to literature for the rest of my life.
810 2015-12-18 01:01:18
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dictaphone
811 2015-12-17 00:57:28
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Sensual
812 2015-12-16 22:14:34
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Subjectivity
813 2015-12-16 19:03:46
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Discontenty
814 2015-12-16 17:45:41
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Summary
815 2015-12-16 06:55:27
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Delusion
816 2015-12-15 16:19:46
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Gunga Din
817 2015-12-15 15:48:51
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Raygun
818 2015-12-15 12:03:43
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Cowford
819 2015-12-15 03:08:01
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Merger
820 2015-12-12 12:19:56
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Grater
821 2015-12-11 07:18:02
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Huffam
822 2015-12-11 01:55:51
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Square
823 2015-12-10 23:51:17
Re: One-liners that mean a lot (34 replies, posted in The Write Club -- Creative Writing and Literature Discussions Group)
"Never close your lips to those to whom you have opened your heart."
Charles Dickens
824 2015-12-05 23:52:00
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Whether the weather permits is a phrase you'll hear here.
They say the British are obsessed with the weather. There is a reason.
We are in a weird place geographically. In the air, the frigid wind from the north and warmer air from the Tropics collide over the UK, whilst on the surface the warm gulf stream currents meet the cold currents from the north to create the UK's highly changeable and unpredictable weather.
If you consult the world map you'll observe Britain is at a latitude where to the West, Canada is frozen solid in the winter and to the East, Denmark, Finland, Russia etc. are equally frozen stiff. Far to the south and west US cities like Boston and New York may be under snow, in Germany, Berlin is frost-bitten, yet in London, England we are in our shirtsleeves.
An island system of micro-climates, Britain endures regular if random days of summer in winter and vice versa. Often the weather is regional and I've driven from an Artic whiteout blizzard into a blissful summer landscape that looks as if it has never seen a winter. Different worlds within the space of 20 miles and 30 minutes.
Although we generally follow the seasons, our weather can flip out and change day to day. The temperature can vary 10–15 °C (18-27 °F) between one day and the next.
England in it's entirety was under a blanket of snow on June 2 1975.
'Gravenstein' and 'Dorsett Golden' apples ripen in June whilst 'Crimson Gold' apples ripen in November.
Charlotte Bronte lived on the Yorkshire Moors which hosts a tempestuous micro-climate and she probably wrote what she saw and experienced. As strange as an earthquake a volcano or a banana was to Tudor Yorkshireman, I suppose you'd have to live or have visited the area of such phenomenon in order to relate.
If you seek truly unfeasible seasonal oddities within a work of literary fiction for your grandchildren to appreciate, I suppose the bible with the late December lambing season is the most infamous example.