Nothing mean, just middle of the road, left leaning cartoons. My left, or your left?
https://www.cartoonstock.com/directory/l/left-wing.asp
And a bit of quantum religion:
http://www.apenotmonkey.com/wp-content/ … ory_rd.gif
Nothing mean, just middle of the road, left leaning cartoons. My left, or your left?
https://www.cartoonstock.com/directory/l/left-wing.asp
And a bit of quantum religion:
http://www.apenotmonkey.com/wp-content/ … ory_rd.gif
Hi Max, thanks for the invite.
And I'll try to channel the great prophet John de Stuart.
CJ
Each day I lay out, in my prayer LazyBoy, while facing North by Northwest, and recite in mantra sing-song, the lines from the reruns of John De Stuart.... may he rest in retirement!
Okay Max--I read the rules. This is the place for biting satire, right? This is where we make fun of all the old, established traditions and institutions? Not sure if I have the touch, but I offer my support. JP
p.s. Where did the group name come from? The only Charlies I know are Goodbye, Charlie (movie) and Sorry, Charlie (tuna).
Hebdo in French means: weekly. I need to rewrite the explanation since it is a site for left-wing radicalism and social left-wingism... but using satire... not jabs at the sick, the poor, the handicapped. My bad!
Writing can get “workshopped to death,” Mr. Shivani says. He also points out that criticism is coming primarily from peers who “are people who don’t know anything about writing, which is why they are in the program.”
LOL!
Interesting article. I'm indirectly involved with accreditation of courses at a university and it is sometimes a complex and harrowing adventure for the creators. For some courses to succeeded, the planets must be in perfect alignment in the academic, fiscal and bureaucratic universes.
SO many M.F.A. programs abound, on line and of-the-real flesh. If tNBW offered a holographic M.F.A., the work-shopped approach would be unique and less suicidal for the timid; novel-novices with those best-seller dreams and schemes fermenting and bubbling-over in their ambitious juggernautia (new word?, lol).
A Skype'd M.B.A.? ... sounds almost Dickensian or Orwellian or Memphis Traceian, eh?
I like the idea of the "low-intensity " program that meets in Paris for a week to get the show off to a grand (Hemingwayesque ?) start. Paris in the spring: romance, faahionistias runaway adventures and deep discussions about Proust or Zola and for the really adventurous, Charlie Hebdo... Ah, the writing life.... and death!
Perhaps participants in tNBW M.B.A. could meet in NYC with Paul Auster as the teacher. I'd pay-up for that gig.
If you've written screenplays up to a production level/ standard or worked a movie from the director's pedestal, you'll understand why historical writings become perverted and many times the outcome is very so different from the novel.
https://www.stage32.com/profile/61289/max-keanu
I offer up short stories for screenwriters to play with.
For example: Try taking a family reunion or wedding, taking still photos or with a movie camera, and see how much of the essence of the event you can catch. It is all fragments until you smooze into the Premier Editing Suit.
A movie set is a dynamic event that is always changing and what is carefully planned in the preproduction studio can go, and will go south very quickly.
I studied with Tom Gries, Edward Anholt and worked Jim Gross and other... been there, and I know the pressure... quicksilver in the hands of a producer unless the screenplay is solid, the director is made of steel, and the editor a genius.
I've four written works, turned into screenplays and none of them satisfied me. However, now, I always write in 1st person present, and in the back of my mind, I have the structure of novel-to-screenplay always running and running and running.
Hey Sol,
Finally, I get back to writing, exploring possibilities here and using this site and I realize how powerful this application is. I've used most of the writing sites on the web and I think you now have the best one for motivated, mature, adult writers.
Thanks! max
You deserve all the success you can muster, cluster and bluster! What a joy it was reading at your novel... for I only read at it it, but not into the real meat of it and I regret that.
Nevertheless, certain passages of your novel still ring into my head... and that is a good memory.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Louis-Ferd … %C3%A9line
Celine broke all the rules, created a ebb and flow of his own making that gained him fame (but not fortune). After reading his most famous work ( Journey to the End of the Night (Voyage au bout de la nuit, 1932)), I realized that all rules can and should be broken when a passionate idea must be expressed. And, I think it helps if the author is on the verge of insanity.
If the rules of classical music forms (most just ditties/songs strung together to get the influential folks to start dancing) had not been broken, we'd be lacking jazz and most other forms of modern, art and progressive music.
I'm working up an outline for, IVANHOE MEETS GODZILLA, and Rhetorical Rules definitely do not apply as all logic must be tossed and the reader's assumption suspended... poor Rebecca!
I was arrested on Dec. 31, 2013 for terrorism, a 1st class felony. Long story, but after 90 minutes in the slammer, the parties involved realized it was all a ridiculous set of circumstances and I was released... just escorted to the police station front entrance and ejected.
I was greeted by Franz Kafka upon release, well, in my dazed, ill and confused mind that is.
Of course, I might have been guilty if I'd set a time-delay fuse on the imaginary bomb they thought I placed at Kaiser Medical Clinic.
BTW- charge reduced to a petty misdemeanor of disorderly conduct,. However, this little imbroglio exposed the structure of the booking, judicial, detection, probation, lawyerly aspects of the criminal justice system. And, once you are tossed into it, it's a bitch to get out of... and scary! And, expensive!
TURN, is a Revolutionary War drama about spies and a world without smart phones, neck ties and corporate cubicles. Damn good. I love a good period drama with period fashion, art design, gusty dialog and stabbing bloody bayonets.
Picking sides of a conflict destroys relationships, if discovered. A good spy is a nasty piece of work and perhaps personality. Submerged hatred of, or a profound love of a political philosophy drives a good spy to commit despicable acts if necessary. Of course it all depends on pov.
RE TURN: Lying to your father is a pretty tough act to pull off, but a good spy might offer up his mother, or the Queen, as a teasing gambit, but only if he can use her as a protected pawn in the game, eh?
Divided loyalties make a good double agent, and if a writer can handle a double agent , a good story.
008
After two years the Diver resurfaces. This version will be a long and detail novel involving deep research, many drafts and your help.
Filliam gave me my last review for the previous incarnation of this novel. As I write it this time, I'm going to attempt to channel her writing form and substance into it. Talk about a mentor! Alive or dead she is a mighty wrting force to be reckoned with and revered. -max
he has the guitar stuff!
She's a big shot now that she's done with her fancy pants writing program. And she's posted a new Sydney story:
http://www.thenextbigwriter.com/posting … help-20720
I say we support the girl in pink garters, whaddaya say?!
love her, love pink lingerie, love the scent of all women
Kraft Easy Cheese, - a vat of goo, yet to be named, but I name it here.
This product will last ten thousand years and probably do the job for you.
http://www.quill.com/cheese/cbs/5063220 … B_50632201
wtf is charles talking about?
Here it is (with a commercial from 2015)!
See the gases? I'd scoop them up with 4017 A.D. tech, like a distillery on a mega-monster level and then reduce the gases to the metals, light metals, etc. then you also have some great poisonous gases for your story.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3vrFP_1I4Q
I can also most hear and see tiny people in the bus... screaming for their lives and then dissolving tragically with the tiny truck!!! Ahhhhhhhhh!
Aloha Sol,
Can you create a clickable link on the word 'CONTENT" for posted writing that brings up a second, separate screen containing only the content so I can copy, cut and paste, using CtlA or CommandA, then paste this copied content into WORD or EDITMINNOIN or AutoCrit or ?
EXAMPLE :
CLICKABLE LINK HERE >>>>> Content
The Host
Dank cold basement. Black candles. Blood-painted pentagram. Heavy incense. Stereo blasting virtuoso guitar and thunderous drums. .... + rest of story of course.
... DISPLAYS ALL CONTENT FOR CHAPTER, SHORT STORY , POEM, etc.
TX -max
P.S. This would also make it easier for me to print content.
max keanu wrote:aloha charles
i ran a successful book and video store on kauai for five yestermorrows. to eat i had to read quickly through 100-500+ author-offerings each month. one or two f*&k-ups and I was eating the fish I might be able to catch in the wailua river that month.Usually, i read so much crap that I knew how to disqualify an author in less than 25-50 words if the bio sucked. however, many times a picture and 10- 20 well-written words pumped up my curiosity enough to go for Ingram's or other publishers promo come-ons for a new author or even an established author going off genre. Spending MY money on a new author sometimes gave me a starvation diet for the month, and when you go hungry, you learn quicklyl.
Okay, this practical advice (although, frankly, I don't think it applies to TNBW) is depressing because it re-enforces the reality etched into the back of the mind that quality of product is a form of mass hysteria as far as a successful marketing scheme is concerned, and the sale of book is thus tied to irrationalism.
although, a skillful, brilliant writer/artist/musician /filmmaker should be able to generate irrational exuberance at the visceral level and at the intellectual level, for the full spectrum of intellects, and in many different ways when having to compete for readers and a paycheck.
the point i m trying to make on this thread is that tNBW is not the be-all, end-all to the writing game... we are all on tNBW to qualify for future races, to lesrn the race course, not be in a race here ... although we are all partaking of a faux-race that is important in many different ways.
there are a lot of bright tomorrows for the lucky writers amongst us who look good, present good and read good... lol!.
max keanu wrote:And, any bit of information about a person may bring the mind meld and meshing moment of being and nothingness closer to the reading edge we all cautiously walk upon, as time is always fleeting and of the essence.
It looks to me like you'd prefer to judge a book by the appearances and circumstances of the author. In a better world, prejudgements do not happen, and an opinion is based on content rather external appearances. Tell us exactly what sort thing an author might put in his bio that would make you jump at his writing with eager anticipation. The mind-meld teaser exists in a good content blurb which is a hard thing to write indeed, but "This is a story about a fish with a conscience" ought to have more impact than "This author never graduated from high school" unless you would like to say: "What can an uneducated rube possibly have to say about fish?" Then how far do you take this? "What can a (white/black) (male/female) possibly have to say about a (black/white) (female/male)?"
aloha charles
i ran a successful book and video store on kauai for five yestermorrows. to eat i had to read quickly through 100-500+ author-offerings each month. one or two f*&k-ups and I was eating the fish I might be able to catch in the wailua river that month.
Usually, i read so much crap that I knew how to disqualify an author in less than 25-50 words if the bio sucked. however, many times a picture and 10- 20 well-written words pumped up my curiosity enough to go for Ingram's or other publishers promo come-ons for a new author or even an established author going off genre. Spending MY money on a new author sometimes gave me a starvation diet for the month, and when you go hungry, you learn quickly.
Author bio: published writer, rube, dilettante or he-man or he-woman of wordy-word that fascinate... exacting details applied to various genres, if crafted well usually provoked me to spend up to 30 minutes on it and then further research the author.
Fo' instance: Action Adventure, well gee, knowing that a man is a survivalist living in a tent in Georgia tells me directly that I am dealing with a he-man who, like Terry MacDonald, if cranking out the chapters, takes his he-man writing seriously. And, I was the first reviewer to recommend this writer on tNBW.
Author image: A romance writer needs to present the romance image/graphic to both men or women to get the testosterone flowing in both sexes. Romance writers bought me a house (well at least the down payment).
In bookstore displays (where I might make up to $500/each day) any book with a compelling bio and/or THE LOOK graphic/image sometimes sold the book for me. At the least, the display prompted a second look from tourists and locals, when competing with 10 or more similar displays
The world is full of people who are rushed, who don't want to split fish-hairs over super-newby writers or writers who are too far gone, gone, gone with the academic arty-farty pretense, the artifice of writing for writing sake, writing just to spin words structures in a Tower of Babel. Trying to sell that crap was the kiss of death.
However, sometimes I was surprised by my poor decisions when the kiss of death, of say a Literary Fiction smack-a-rue bestseller came back to kick my money-grubbing ass and make me kiss my own silly ass as I ate poi and limu for the month.
And here I have written a Tower of Blather... lol.
When I walk down the street, I don't do it with my favorite books, my preferred genres, and my life history and career goals taped to my forehead. I can still review a novel.
But sweetheart and great poet lady, from your bio pic/painting I'm intrigued enough to wonder and feel fascination at the depth of being that is you, at the person (or persons) inside you that pickled that beautiful painting that represents you.
A blank slate bio pick, a monotone outline that looks like a ghost's mug shot, tells me absolutely nothing about the writer. And, any bit of information about a person may bring the mind meld and meshing moment of being and nothingness closer to the reading edge we all cautiously walk upon, as time is always fleeting and of the essence.
Tom Oldman wrote:To add to your request, Max, how about making it mandatory to write something in the Bio box - even if it is just "Let me get used to the site before I tell all". When I go to the 'New Members' pics and click on them, I like to see right away something other than just "This person has not...."
If I put in the Bio box that I am the Prince of Moldavia, the Bessarabians at TNBW will want to cause trouble like they always do.
Thanks Charles!
I learn something new everyday,
Tom, I am a very private person. It took me a while to write something in the Bio of my profile other than, "I like to write.' Even now if you read my bio it says a little more than I like to write and I have a dog. I suggest that instead of making it mandatory to write something in the bio window of your profile, people who are annoyed with that being blank, do what is suggested and leave a quickie encouraging members to write something. You could also leave a quickee telling them you'd review them if you knew more about them.
Just a thought.
dags
good-o dags! New site , new tools. And, I'm always Up for a quickie.
Nevertheless, the road to writing recognition eventually requires a biography because the readers want to know about an author before they buy into them. I NEVER buy any book on the Amazon (or the Arno, lol) if the writer is not a member of Yale's SKULL & CROSSBONES SOCIETY.
Premium members, not so premium members...
When i go to a writer's bio I want to see a writer's place in life, their juggernaut of experience and I'd also like to know right away if that person is a PREMIUM MEMBER. In my book, a writer pays to play, as paying for a service shows serious intent to sweat bullets when reviewing and interacting and interlocuting with others in the writing game. I've discovered that non-paying members sometimes try to take that muddy and pot-holed, lower and easier road to writing fame and fortune.
Can you place a proud and prominent icon on the bio site that designates membership type? Perhaps a flashing roulette-wheel icon?
thanks max
How are you feeling, Max?
I've decided to call my disease MS, since no one on Earth seems to have heard of CIDP. I've investigated Dr. Burt in Chicago for HSCT, but, egad, I'm turning 65 in June and can't enter his clinical trial... and I was really looking forward to a CURE. So, I now go for IvIgG infusions as a regular thing (and forever) and I'll deal with this insidious, progressive and pure-shit of a disease as it ravages me.... over and over in relapse and remission until neuroboy hits the bull's eye on the prescription IgG dart board of luck and chance.
In 2011, I had Guillian-Barre Syndrome symptoms (it is a long story) and with it, somehow, came blurry vision in the form of progressive cataracts, plus a dozen other bizarre afflictions and therefore the abrupt end to writing and reading.
Now, in fact this week, I get my second eye operated on and I expect to once again have 20/30 vision in both eyes... and surprise of surprises, no more wearing spectacles... forever.
Or, so they say. This coming summer I will then have two fully functioning eyes again and I will then work on my third eye of thinking and writing and revenge and vengeance and peace and love to crank up the max keanu writing machine.
Recently, I started writing with my one rejuvenated and reanimated eye and it is pure pleasure to plot and scheme and write and dwell in the moody and perverse characteristics that are the characters of my character.
Chronic disease is a life sentence of hell, as you know, but I can no longer deny it and must dig up the strength to transcend it.
Please tell me what you do for pain. I'm seeing specialist for pain next week, a Dr. Englebert Strangelove. He has an eye patch, a wooden leg and a hook on his hand, so I figure he must really know pain.
You and I have that motor-neuron bond, and it is a demanding bond of love and friendship and caring... forever. max
HodgePoding on YouTube, I connected with a night in my real life at 19. Was at this concert, sitting in the VIP section, wearing polyester pants and shirt and with hair wild, long like Zappa's. I was with a LA band called Rockinghorse, more of a friend than player. I'd seen Zappa many times, partied with him, as my outlaw biker brother-in-law was his buddy... that long-ago life in San Berdo. At the time, I was SO into the LA/Roxy/Rainbow Room/Troubadour scene that the musical genius of Zappa was not understood, almost unfathomable to me... he was too off-the-wall. But I dug is guitar playing as did David Cassidy, who was also in the audience that night, sitting with us... weird, ya?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2a0ux53dKY
Imagine Zappa alive with today's digital electronic music, in our topsy-turvy world of discombobulates of people, politics and plasticsisities... we need him or his reincarnation back in this world to make music/thinking interesting again.