AI nonsense

I asked Gemini to make up some absurd expressions for my demented space opera that some distant future British commentator might use while describing a martial arts fight in a mud pit (as if that wasn't absurd enough):

- "Not half bad, old bean! Though a bit like a walrus on roller skates."
- "Gadzooks, that was a barnstormer! Like a runaway wheelbarrow chasing a flock of pigeons!" 
- "Well, I say! That was quite the carry-on! Like a tea party on a runaway rollercoaster!"
- "A right bobby dazzler, that was, like a giraffe tap-dancing in a teacup!"
- "A bit of a rum affair, if you ask me! A giraffe wrestling a penguin!"