Topic: the elusive malaphor
https://blog.oxforddictionaries.com/201 … malaphors/
I love malaphor constructions in wills and legal papers, but not when signing on the dottering line.
I'm sure the folks here can think of many more malaphors, after they put on their thinking-craps and they will be on the tips of their tongues.
I usually wear mine when sitting in the throne room until the cows come home.
Well, I tried... lol.