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"Well," Dorothy sighed to herself. "At least Tinman and Lion got their wish."
~Tom
Alas, Claude was hardly the man of her dreams, but she had no other options now, so she'd try to make the best of it.
Ellen stared longingly at the glass of Pernod Fils wishing that he'd painted her some forearms and hands with fingers. It was never going to happen, she was resigned to that. Not now that she was wearing his face as a hat.
It was grim alright. Five years in development. Patents in nine countries; but if sales of the Hover-Table didn't pick up, Françoise would never be able to stop stuffing her shoes full of tissue-paper.
Frankly my dear, since you drank it all, I'll accept your offer to pay and then we shall see each other nevermore.
Leia thought, Han is dead and the Wookie here desperately needs a bath!
Not for the first time Éléonore cursed being French. It was Saturday night and 1984 for Christ's sake. Across the Channel in London, Spandau Ballet were playing the Hammersmith Palais whilst she was stuck here next to Charles Aznavour's fat brother Jacques as he farted out his fifth attempt at a rendition of ‘Au clair de la lune.’
She stared into nothingness, mind numbed by the effects of absinthe, but it was better than the alternative.
She stared into nothingness, mind numbed by the effects of absinthe, but it was better than the alternative.
Bathe a Wookie?
And a few years later, after the debacle at the accounting office, Lake-Ellen thought she might have been better off sitting beneath the Heart of the Forest as that storm approached after all.
I don't know, Seabrass, she doesn't look green to me. Maybe after a little more absinthe...
She's feeling a little blue. So, blue and green make... white!
In what demonic paint store did they make you work in? Green and blue make white?
It was a disenchanted Hélène who swallowed hard on her mouthful of Vieux Carré Absinthe Supérieure.
‘Merde!’ And damn that damned Dating Agency!’
‘And damn goddamned Impressionism.’
Jean-Claude Van Damme looked nothing like his profile picture.
The absinthe kicked in to galvanise her thoughts as Ellen hoped it would. She made her best choices whilst blind drunk.
Her fashion business venture; designing indistinguishable hats and frilly socks was going nowhere and it was time to face up to that. Marcellin might be right; maybe she should shave off the stubble of her five-o’clock shadow, don a pair of pantalon pour hommes and embark upon a new career as an Elton John impersonator?
Satisfying and extremely convenient, if slightly embarrassing. These Parisian café commode seats never caught on outside of France.
But Eduoard lit one of his little cigars and the establishment emptied. Madelaine was left, once again, with no companion but her glass of absinthe.
She looked ahead to the years to come, to days filled with tea and toast and he with the stained yellow fingers and sullen lower lip, how it collapses over his teeth as he talks of rain and roads and yesterday's headlines, and she wanted to kill him. She thought with detachment how funny that would sound if she said it aloud, as if she could disturb so eloquently.
And that, boys and girls, is the reason you should always put your shoes the right way on.
No eye contact, but his words finally came as she’d known they would. Those words, mumbled and barely distinguishable; he exhales them like a semaphore via the bobbing pipe-stem clenched in his teeth and set a’dancing by his lips.
The lewd words of the proposition and then the price… the offer. Direct words lent diffidence as they filter through his soiled moustache and catch like detritus in his grimy beard before spilling onto the table as the grubby proposal is laid out before her and she hates him. She hates them all.
She’d accept of course. No question. The money was already her landlord’s, it belonged to her tab in the café and she winced, not for her debts, but for his wife, his children, because it'd be for them to suffer the cost.
She considered the Pernod, languishing green and sullen within its misty glass. She could do with it now, to dull what was to come, but she’d leave it with Pierre behind the bar. A hearty glass of absinthe, she mused, was better employed to remove the taste of a man than to preclude one.
"What the hell were you thinking," I knew some fool would ask when told I slid from my booth into the one occupied by this lecherous leprechaun of a man simply because he gestured that I do so; and of course my answer would reveal the true disgust I had for him, my husband.
She hadn't intended to love him, for he had never loved her. She realized this. As winter fell over that final afternoon she knew him, and satiated men and women passed by her table in heavy brogans, offering her a smile or an apathetic nod which cruelly disrupted the last long light, she settled her face. She would miss conversations with him, the play of autumn on his cheeks as they shared a mug of cocoa, the stories he told of life on the ocean when he was younger. One wouldn't know it to look at him, but he could speak the ordinary into superlative. His mind belied his face, his heart the indifferent pull of his shoulders. Oh, he had lived. He had seen life as no man she'd ever known had seen it, and she knew he saw her with that same shrewd eye: he saw within her a gentleness none had ever noticed. But he did not love her. To him she was a last autumn leaf: symmetry within a moment, lovely for her poetic potential, but never moving, never changing, never truly alive. He saw within her the beliefs he held, and the justification for them. She was eternally his most rapt listener, but she failed where the world itself could not: she neglected to pull away.
She placed a hand on his wrist, as she did every afternoon when they said goodbye. He glanced at her as if looking upon a vision, and a scent like that of chimney smoke came over her as he smiled, raising both eyebrows in inquiry. She nodded, yes, it is time, and leant forward, pressing her lips against the bear-like hollow in his face. She knew that after this moment, she would never be as tall, nor as fine, nor as elegant. But it had become too much.
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