kat nove's Profile

| Penname: | kat nove |
| Country: | United States |
| Web address: | http://katnovian.com/ |
| Favorite book: | Anything by Christopher Moore |
| Member type: | Author |
| Member Since: | Dec 17, 2006 |
| Bio: | Amateur smart ass; Liberal left wing nut job who lives with Ronald Reagan worshipping right wing extremist; Champion of Lost Causes and stray kittens |
User Writings
| Title/Name | Date | Ranking | Reviews | Type | |
| Mar 18, 2008 | 69 | 301 | Novel | ||
I promised to get an edited copy of this into... | |||||
| Apr 18, 2009 | 291 | 39 | Novel | ||
My life didn't turn out as expected. | |||||
| May 7, 2008 | 156 | 15 | Poetry | ||
This one's for Rosemary. | |||||
| Feb 9, 2009 | 1770 | 8 | Poetry | ||
My second grandson was born Saturday morning.... | |||||
| Dec 18, 2011 | 76 | 17 | Poetry | ||
I wrote this a couple of years ago and I... | |||||
| Feb 27, 2008 | 350 | 14 | Poetry | ||
Ever since I was a little girl, I dreamed of... | |||||
| Jan 9, 2008 | 1255 | 9 | Poetry | ||
Another chaiku. These things are addictive. | |||||
| Jan 30, 2007 | 615 | 10 | Poetry | ||
My boyfriend and I met on Valentine's Day and... | |||||
| Jan 7, 2008 | 584 | 13 | Poetry | ||
Everyone please send their children to my new... | |||||
| Aug 30, 2008 | 490 | 9 | Poetry | ||
I'm an addict. I managed to keep away from my... | |||||
| Sep 1, 2008 | 111 | 15 | Poetry | ||
Some day in the future perhaps I'll get up my... | |||||
| Feb 28, 2008 | 619 | 11 | Poetry | ||
Something I read today impressed the hell out... | |||||
| May 20, 2007 | 1615 | 8 | Poetry | ||
With apologies to all the fine poets on this... | |||||
| Jul 18, 2007 | 557 | 10 | Poetry | ||
There is a certain amount of stress involved in... | |||||
| Jun 29, 2007 | 139 | 16 | Poetry | ||
Annie, this is the best I can do on short... | |||||
| Jul 28, 2007 | 1029 | 8 | Poetry | ||
This is how the poor with a twisted sense of... | |||||
| Jul 29, 2007 | 1048 | 8 | Poetry | ||
I'm going to have to start wearing blinders.... | |||||
| Jan 2, 2008 | 298 | 14 | Poetry | ||
Just because my cats are being cats, doesn't... | |||||
| Aug 13, 2007 | 1361 | 7 | Poetry | ||
This is what I get for reading the Wall Street... | |||||
| Jan 14, 2008 | 401 | 11 | Poetry | ||
I've enjoyed the song parodies posted by Whatta... | |||||
| Sep 9, 2007 | 146 | 14 | Poetry | ||
Sonny suggested I give this lovely little art... | |||||
| Sep 28, 2008 | 278 | 11 | Poetry | ||
Aldersmith suggested my destiny is to write... | |||||
| Dec 22, 2007 | 529 | 10 | Poetry | ||
This is definitely NOT about the guy who... | |||||
| Jan 11, 2008 | 2084 | 5 | Poetry | ||
Still fooling around with chaikus just for fun.... | |||||
| Dec 17, 2007 | 274 | 13 | Poetry | ||
A chaiku about the best part of me. | |||||
| Sep 23, 2008 | 1192 | 8 | Poetry | ||
I'm having flashbacks to the bad poetry... | |||||
| Feb 3, 2008 | 2002 | 5 | Poetry | ||
Sonny always comes up with the fun ideas.... | |||||
| Feb 5, 2008 | 1031 | 8 | Poetry | ||
I work with the most adorable barista with the... | |||||
| Feb 13, 2008 | 538 | 9 | Poetry | ||
I'm trying to win the title of Worst Poet on... | |||||
| Mar 13, 2008 | 588 | 11 | Poetry | ||
Just when I was attempting to read a book,... | |||||
| Mar 13, 2008 | 911 | 9 | Poetry | ||
Here's another terrible poem for Mishmont's... | |||||
| Mar 14, 2008 | 469 | 14 | Poetry | ||
Another entry into the world of HORRIBLE... | |||||
| Mar 24, 2008 | 1836 | 8 | Poetry | ||
Another attempt to convince the real poets that... | |||||
| Nov 1, 2008 | 1223 | 7 | Poetry | ||
I seem to lack focus. | |||||
| May 9, 2008 | 781 | 10 | Poetry | ||
Sonny always goads me into writing things which... | |||||
| Aug 10, 2008 | 143 | 14 | Poetry | ||
Every August I go outside at 2 a.m. during the... | |||||
| Sep 21, 2008 | 1242 | 7 | Poetry | ||
Always last. | |||||
| Aug 5, 2008 | 674 | 12 | Poetry | ||
I recently saw a drawing of the moon with a... | |||||
| Sep 5, 2008 | 823 | 8 | Poetry | ||
I loathe bullies. | |||||
| Sep 10, 2008 | 804 | 9 | Poetry | ||
Spare me the bullshit. | |||||
| Sep 19, 2008 | 1921 | 5 | Poetry | ||
A co-worker and some of his friends invented... | |||||
| Sep 20, 2008 | 1817 | 5 | Poetry | ||
Another shitty poem from the site's unofficial... | |||||
| Oct 3, 2008 | 399 | 10 | Poetry | ||
Like all catch phrases in politics, once one... | |||||
| Oct 5, 2008 | 704 | 9 | Poetry | ||
Today I read a quote from Jenny Backus, a... | |||||
| Jan 13, 2009 | 322 | 11 | Poetry | ||
I went to work late today so I could finish... | |||||
| Oct 19, 2008 | 1772 | 6 | Poetry | ||
I've already turned the orginal version of this... | |||||
| Oct 31, 2008 | 478 | 11 | Poetry | ||
Happy Halloween! | |||||
| Nov 3, 2008 | 1278 | 8 | Poetry | ||
This is listed under humor, but it's not funny.... | |||||
| Nov 5, 2008 | 1597 | 6 | Poetry | ||
A poem of hope for both my grandsons. | |||||
| Nov 7, 2008 | 675 | 9 | Poetry | ||
I'm the manager of a book department and... | |||||
| Nov 21, 2008 | 1034 | 8 | Poetry | ||
A news story about a political figure might... | |||||
| Nov 26, 2008 | 714 | 9 | Poetry | ||
During the summer my associate Kelly missed... | |||||
| Dec 8, 2008 | 440 | 12 | Poetry | ||
Poetry entry in tough drabble contest. This... | |||||
| Dec 9, 2008 | 1495 | 6 | Poetry | ||
Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich was arrested... | |||||
| Dec 20, 2008 | 708 | 9 | Poetry | ||
Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich gave a press... | |||||
| Dec 18, 2008 | 1010 | 8 | Poetry | ||
This is inspired by a recent news story. The... | |||||
| Jan 16, 2009 | 910 | 9 | Poetry | ||
Who remembers the musical Bye Bye Birdie? This... | |||||
| Jan 19, 2009 | 142 | 14 | Poetry | ||
I would have liked to be at Barack Obama's... | |||||
| Jan 24, 2009 | 78 | 19 | Poetry | ||
My entry in the second sprint writing contest.... | |||||
| Jan 31, 2009 | 1389 | 6 | Poetry | ||
I'm tired of Brosna11 having all the fun. If... | |||||
| Feb 4, 2009 | 887 | 10 | Poetry | ||
My boyfriend Richard loves Christian Bale.... | |||||
| Feb 25, 2009 | 1804 | 5 | Poetry | ||
Nadine wrote a poem for me and I shamelessly... | |||||
| Jul 2, 2009 | 558 | 9 | Poetry | ||
I always enjoy writing a chaiku. This is for... | |||||
| Jul 2, 2009 | 1214 | 7 | Poetry | ||
Everyone who works for me in the bookstore is... | |||||
| Jul 3, 2009 | 1651 | 5 | Poetry | ||
Last night I'm the victim. Today Dill is - the... | |||||
| Jul 4, 2009 | 800 | 9 | Poetry | ||
A glimpse into my past. | |||||
| Jul 7, 2009 | 595 | 10 | Poetry | ||
chaiku | |||||
| Jul 9, 2009 | 1348 | 6 | Poetry | ||
Dill, you're not the only one who feels this... | |||||
| Jul 17, 2009 | 507 | 10 | Poetry | ||
Something I love. | |||||
| Jul 20, 2009 | 1018 | 7 | Poetry | ||
Richard's idea. | |||||
| Feb 1, 2011 | 168 | 13 | Poetry | ||
I'm working two jobs these days and I'm not... | |||||
| Mar 14, 2010 | 61 | 17 | Poetry | ||
I'm in the mood for BAD poetry. This is what... | |||||
| Feb 26, 2010 | 422 | 9 | Poetry | ||
Another chaiku. For Linda. | |||||
| Mar 15, 2010 | 329 | 11 | Poetry | ||
Nobody likes me. | |||||
| Mar 19, 2010 | 789 | 7 | Poetry | ||
In most ways, a hellish week. | |||||
| Feb 8, 2011 | 1212 | 6 | Poetry | ||
I work with Jacque, a retired school teacher... | |||||
| Feb 27, 2011 | 1204 | 6 | Poetry | ||
The words of this chaiku are the words of... | |||||
| Oct 19, 2008 | 655 | 9 | Short Story | ||
I've lived with all these people except one and... | |||||
| Apr 28, 2007 | 899 | 11 | Short Story | ||
I'm such a sweet person until I sit down in... | |||||
| Oct 14, 2007 | 438 | 12 | Short Story | ||
Does anyone ever take any of these prescription... | |||||
| Nov 29, 2008 | 798 | 9 | Short Story | ||
This is dedicated to Dusty, who in four years... | |||||
| Feb 12, 2012 | 17 | 29 | Short Story | ||
It's time for the annual posting of this rant.... | |||||
| Jan 31, 2007 | 501 | 15 | Short Story | ||
A female slob describes her method of dealing... | |||||
| Feb 24, 2008 | 489 | 11 | Short Story | ||
Here's another true account of things that... | |||||
| Jan 31, 2007 | 291 | 16 | Short Story | ||
A young female police officer attempts to cope... | |||||
| Jan 30, 2007 | 278 | 13 | Short Story | ||
A young woman's unwilling trip to a fortune... | |||||
| Feb 21, 2007 | 441 | 11 | Short Story | ||
This is the ultimate rant about one of my... | |||||
| Oct 30, 2007 | 1153 | 6 | Short Story | ||
This is my entry in the Drabble contest. | |||||
| Jun 21, 2007 | 96 | 19 | Short Story | ||
I would worry about the subject matter of this... | |||||
| Mar 31, 2007 | 120 | 17 | Short Story | ||
This is just another one of my rants, as well... | |||||
| Jul 5, 2007 | 93 | 17 | Short Story | ||
The first line of this story is the absolute... | |||||
| Mar 30, 2008 | 4 | 54 | Short Story | ||
I would like to start submitting this to... | |||||
| Oct 30, 2011 | 15 | 39 | Short Story | ||
Jake Sinclair takes his little brother... | |||||
| Jan 31, 2007 | 870 | 10 | Short Story | ||
Joe Bobby, a Texan with a big secret visits San... | |||||
| Mar 8, 2007 | 437 | 13 | Short Story | ||
This bit of silliness was inspired by my year... | |||||
| Dec 15, 2007 | 185 | 16 | Short Story | ||
I posted this a long time ago and dragged it... | |||||
| Jul 7, 2007 | 225 | 14 | Short Story | ||
For over three years now, I’ve been racing to... | |||||
| Apr 9, 2007 | 333 | 12 | Short Story | ||
This really happned to me last Friday. Other... | |||||
| Apr 15, 2007 | 398 | 14 | Short Story | ||
I've often politely requested of people to... | |||||
| May 11, 2007 | 651 | 12 | Short Story | ||
Okay, here's another one of those stories where... | |||||
| May 15, 2007 | 1135 | 7 | Short Story | ||
I simply can't be blamed for this more or less,... | |||||
| May 20, 2007 | 472 | 12 | Short Story | ||
This one is for HavePenWillScribble who... | |||||
| May 24, 2007 | 716 | 8 | Short Story | ||
I really saw this story on the news this... | |||||
| May 30, 2007 | 1062 | 7 | Short Story | ||
What can you say about the things I'll write to... | |||||
| Jun 2, 2007 | 971 | 8 | Short Story | ||
Having worked with teen addicts and alcoholics... | |||||
| Jun 7, 2007 | 862 | 8 | Short Story | ||
As usual, this little rant was inspired by... | |||||
| Jun 9, 2007 | 500 | 12 | Short Story | ||
This is a mostly true account, with only my... | |||||
| Jun 11, 2007 | 1085 | 9 | Short Story | ||
Just for the record, I like Lupe and am sorry... | |||||
| Jun 17, 2007 | 247 | 14 | Short Story | ||
I'm trusting you people with my darkest secret.... | |||||
| Mar 1, 2008 | 196 | 16 | Short Story | ||
In the forum, R.A. Keene posted a website for... | |||||
| Jun 28, 2007 | 16 | 33 | Short Story | ||
I hurt my head writing this for the Ocean Flash... | |||||
| Jul 9, 2007 | 146 | 16 | Short Story | ||
STOP RIGHT HERE! If you are easily offended by... | |||||
| Jul 11, 2007 | 527 | 10 | Short Story | ||
It was movie review night at our house this... | |||||
| Jul 23, 2007 | 219 | 14 | Short Story | ||
Before you start looking for where you've... | |||||
| Jul 25, 2007 | 255 | 12 | Short Story | ||
Here's one of my fond memories of something my... | |||||
| Aug 1, 2007 | 285 | 12 | Short Story | ||
I'm the most benevolent of girlfriends. | |||||
| Aug 5, 2007 | 1363 | 6 | Short Story | ||
J.R. Thomas gets the credit for this one. He... | |||||
| Aug 7, 2007 | 295 | 13 | Short Story | ||
I thought I'd take a little trip 21 years into... | |||||
| Aug 15, 2007 | 329 | 15 | Short Story | ||
This is the story of the biggest bitch I've... | |||||
| Aug 17, 2007 | 408 | 13 | Short Story | ||
This conversation was inspired by the weirdest... | |||||
| Sep 9, 2007 | 105 | 17 | Short Story | ||
This is a story about my mother who died two... | |||||
| Sep 4, 2007 | 454 | 12 | Short Story | ||
I hear the strangest things at work. Apologies... | |||||
| Apr 16, 2008 | 399 | 14 | Short Story | ||
Nearly every week the Demockeracy Monkeys at... | |||||
| Sep 14, 2007 | 227 | 14 | Short Story | ||
Richard cooks breakfast and I live to tell... | |||||
| Jun 6, 2009 | 74 | 20 | Short Story | ||
I posted this nearly two years ago. Since... | |||||
| Oct 16, 2007 | 125 | 17 | Short Story | ||
A very good friend tossed this into my court... | |||||
| Feb 14, 2008 | 482 | 12 | Short Story | ||
Scribbler told me to go write something - so I... | |||||
| Nov 4, 2007 | 487 | 11 | Short Story | ||
Everyone on this site is welcome to do a book... | |||||
| Nov 11, 2007 | 572 | 11 | Short Story | ||
I started writing this to amuse myself. It... | |||||
| Dec 22, 2008 | 979 | 10 | Short Story | ||
I decided to try flash fiction using only 50... | |||||
| Nov 28, 2007 | 419 | 12 | Short Story | ||
Yeah, yeah. I know 52 isn't old. Whatever. | |||||
| Dec 4, 2007 | 429 | 11 | Short Story | ||
Special thanks to my good friend and fashion... | |||||
| Dec 8, 2008 | 73 | 21 | Short Story | ||
I've revised this story in the hopes of getting... | |||||
| Feb 1, 2008 | 121 | 17 | Short Story | ||
I saw an ad for a product on the Internet and... | |||||
| Feb 4, 2008 | 499 | 16 | Short Story | ||
I originally posted this story in four parts as... | |||||
| Mar 9, 2011 | 600 | 8 | Short Story | ||
The story of the birth of my second grandson... | |||||
| Mar 9, 2008 | 209 | 16 | Short Story | ||
It's ironic that one of my favorite bands Bush... | |||||
| Mar 12, 2008 | 782 | 12 | Short Story | ||
Would Barack or Hillary be better at handling... | |||||
| Mar 23, 2008 | 708 | 10 | Short Story | ||
The topic for this piece came from the... | |||||
| Jun 23, 2009 | 604 | 12 | Short Story | ||
Have you ever wondered what would happen if... | |||||
| Jun 8, 2008 | 28 | 28 | Short Story | ||
My entry in the My Writing Life contest.... | |||||
| Sep 23, 2008 | 970 | 8 | Short Story | ||
I'm the manager of a book department and this... | |||||
| Jul 3, 2008 | 238 | 15 | Short Story | ||
Work today caused me to finally RANT about... | |||||
| Jun 22, 2009 | 410 | 16 | Short Story | ||
Reworked with an additonal 600+ words for Mezzo... | |||||
| Aug 27, 2008 | 167 | 14 | Short Story | ||
This is something I've rewritten because I... | |||||
| Sep 12, 2008 | 308 | 11 | Short Story | ||
Aldersmith has been posting these fun little... | |||||
| Mar 5, 2011 | 9 | 39 | Short Story | ||
When the stars come out at night, celebrities... | |||||
| Oct 11, 2008 | 420 | 13 | Short Story | ||
My daughter Nicole is pregnant with her second... | |||||
| Oct 27, 2008 | 937 | 8 | Short Story | ||
Dog lovers shouldn't put out a contract on me.... | |||||
| Oct 28, 2008 | 424 | 11 | Short Story | ||
WARNING: This contains explicit obscene... | |||||
| Nov 9, 2008 | 211 | 14 | Short Story | ||
I asked HavePenWillScribble to toss me a topic... | |||||
| Nov 14, 2008 | 116 | 18 | Short Story | ||
My entry in the drabble contest. | |||||
| Nov 22, 2008 | 366 | 14 | Short Story | ||
WARNING: This is NOT politically correct. If... | |||||
| Nov 24, 2008 | 103 | 17 | Short Story | ||
A family tragedy and a guilty denial. | |||||
| Jan 13, 2009 | 327 | 13 | Short Story | ||
This is a drabble. I'm feeling a bit... | |||||
| Jan 19, 2009 | 63 | 20 | Short Story | ||
My Presidential sprint entry. | |||||
| Feb 7, 2009 | 51 | 22 | Short Story | ||
third_sprint_contest | |||||
| Feb 26, 2009 | 246 | 13 | Short Story | ||
Moses is my best friend and he gets pissed... | |||||
| Mar 7, 2009 | 688 | 10 | Short Story | ||
During my early evening walk, I thought about... | |||||
| Mar 15, 2009 | 507 | 11 | Short Story | ||
I like playing around with 50-word stories -... | |||||
| Oct 5, 2010 | 1338 | 5 | Short Story | ||
Halloween story about four friends and a stranger. | |||||
| Jun 25, 2009 | 2032 | 4 | Short Story | ||
I like to submit fifty word shorts to... | |||||
| Aug 30, 2009 | 197 | 16 | Short Story | ||
Apparently the formatting messed up when I... | |||||
| Feb 7, 2010 | 76 | 17 | Short Story | ||
For grins I've attempted to cut over 500 words... | |||||
| Dec 27, 2009 | 198 | 15 | Short Story | ||
Entry for the Cloud contest. | |||||
| Sep 21, 2010 | 807 | 7 | Short Story | ||
Halloween costume flash story. | |||||
| Oct 21, 2010 | 237 | 13 | Short Story | ||
Like most writers, my writing is a necessary... | |||||
| Feb 5, 2011 | 267 | 12 | Short Story | ||
I used to be fascinated by this woman when I... | |||||
| Jun 18, 2011 | 464 | 10 | Short Story | ||
I've been gone due to my crazy life, but now... | |||||
| Jul 14, 2011 | 738 | 7 | Short Story | ||
Writing a medical piece makes me think I missed... | |||||
| Aug 14, 2011 | 377 | 10 | Short Story | ||
If Confucius lived today, he would probably... | |||||
| Aug 28, 2011 | 698 | 8 | Short Story | ||
I actually had the nerve to send this pitch out... | |||||
| Sep 2, 2011 | 143 | 17 | Short Story | ||
Some things NEVER change. For instance, Dick... | |||||
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