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I promised to get an edited copy of this into...

This is part one of two parts. Eventually, it...

This one's for Rosemary.

Ever since I was a little girl, I dreamed of...

Another chaiku. These things are addictive.

My boyfriend and I met on Valentine's Day and...

Everyone please send their children to my new...

Something I read today impressed the hell out...

With apologies to all the fine poets on this...

There is a certain amount of stress involved in...

Annie, this is the best I can do on short...

This is how the poor with a twisted sense of...

I'm going to have to start wearing blinders....

Just because my cats are being cats, doesn't...

This is what I get for reading the Wall Street...

I've enjoyed the song parodies posted by Whatta...

Sonny suggested I give this lovely little art...

This is definitely NOT about the guy who...

Still fooling around with chaikus just for fun....

A chaiku about the best part of me.

Sonny always comes up with the fun ideas....

I work with the most adorable barista with the...

I'm trying to win the title of Worst Poet on...

Just when I was attempting to read a book,...

Here's another terrible poem for Mishmont's...

Another entry into the world of HORRIBLE...

Another attempt to convince the real poets that...

Sonny always goads me into writing things which...

I'm such a sweet person until I sit down in...

Does anyone ever take any of these prescription...

A female slob describes her method of dealing...

Here's another true account of things that...

A young female police officer attempts to cope...

A young woman's unwilling trip to a fortune...

This is the ultimate rant about one of my...

This is my entry in the Drabble contest.

I would worry about the subject matter of this...

This is just another one of my rants, as well...

The first line of this story is the absolute...

I would like to start submitting this to...

Jake Sinclair takes his little brother...

Joe Bobby, a Texan with a big secret visits San...

This bit of silliness was inspired by my year...

I posted this a long time ago and dragged it...

For over three years now, I’ve been racing to...

This really happned to me last Friday. Other...

I've often politely requested of people to...

Okay, here's another one of those stories where...

I simply can't be blamed for this more or less,...

This one is for HavePenWillScribble who...

I really saw this story on the news this...

What can you say about the things I'll write to...

Having worked with teen addicts and alcoholics...

As usual, this little rant was inspired by...

This is a mostly true account, with only my...

Just for the record, I like Lupe and am sorry...

I'm trusting you people with my darkest secret....

In the forum, R.A. Keene posted a website for...

I hurt my head writing this for the Ocean Flash...

STOP RIGHT HERE! If you are easily offended by...

It was movie review night at our house this...

Before you start looking for where you've...

Here's one of my fond memories of something my...

I'm the most benevolent of girlfriends.

J.R. Thomas gets the credit for this one. He...

I thought I'd take a little trip 21 years into...

This is the story of the biggest bitch I've...

This conversation was inspired by the weirdest...

This is a story about my mother who died two...

I hear the strangest things at work. Apologies...

Nearly every week the Demockeracy Monkeys at...

Richard cooks breakfast and I live to tell...

I just had some thoughts about a war...

A very good friend tossed this into my court...

Scribbler told me to go write something - so I...

Everyone on this site is welcome to do a book...

I started writing this to amuse myself. It...

Yeah, yeah. I know 52 isn't old. Whatever.

Special thanks to my good friend and fashion...

Once again, I will mention I do use italics but...

I saw an ad for a product on the Internet and...

Today I watched Dick Cheney give an interview....

I originally posted this story in four parts as...

It's ironic that one of my favorite bands Bush...

Would Barack or Hillary be better at handling...

The topic for this piece came from the...

What if your horoscope for the day came true?