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Penname: kat nove
Country: United States
Web address: http://katnovian.com/
Favorite book: Anything by Christopher Moore
Member type: Author
Member Since: Dec 17, 2006
Bio: Amateur smart ass; Liberal left wing nut job who lived with Ronald Reagan worshipping right wing extremist; Champion of Lost Causes and stray kittens

User Writings

Title/Name Date Ranking Reviews Type
Mar 18, 200876301Novel

I promised to get an edited copy of this into...

Apr 18, 200929139Novel

My life didn't turn out as expected.

May 7, 20088115Poetry

This one's for Rosemary.

Feb 9, 200911008Poetry

My second grandson was born Saturday morning....

Feb 17, 200924110Poetry

This is a belated birthday wish.

Feb 27, 200820213Poetry

Ever since I was a little girl, I dreamed of...

Jan 9, 20087309Poetry

Another chaiku. These things are addictive.

Jan 30, 200732910Poetry

My boyfriend and I met on Valentine's Day and...

Jan 7, 200830913Poetry

Everyone please send their children to my new...

Aug 30, 20082529Poetry

I'm an addict. I managed to keep away from my...

Sep 1, 20085615Poetry

Some day in the future perhaps I'll get up my...

Feb 28, 200833311Poetry

Something I read today impressed the hell out...

May 20, 20079898Poetry

With apologies to all the fine poets on this...

Jul 18, 200729210Poetry

There is a certain amount of stress involved in...

Jun 29, 20077316Poetry

Annie, this is the best I can do on short...

Jul 28, 20075828Poetry

This is how the poor with a twisted sense of...

Jul 29, 20075968Poetry

I'm going to have to start wearing blinders....

Jan 2, 200814914Poetry

Just because my cats are being cats, doesn't...

Aug 13, 20078067Poetry

This is what I get for reading the Wall Street...

Jan 14, 200819911Poetry

I've enjoyed the song parodies posted by Whatta...

Sep 9, 20077814Poetry

Sonny suggested I give this lovely little art...

Sep 28, 200813811Poetry

Aldersmith suggested my destiny is to write...

Dec 22, 200727110Poetry

This is definitely NOT about the guy who...

Jan 11, 200813665Poetry

Still fooling around with chaikus just for fun....

Dec 17, 200713613Poetry

A chaiku about the best part of me.

Sep 23, 20086708Poetry

I'm having flashbacks to the bad poetry...

Feb 3, 200812965Poetry

Sonny always comes up with the fun ideas....

Feb 5, 20085838Poetry

I work with the most adorable barista with the...

Feb 13, 20082769Poetry

I'm trying to win the title of Worst Poet on...

Mar 13, 200831411Poetry

Just when I was attempting to read a book,...

Mar 13, 20085129Poetry

Here's another terrible poem for Mishmont's...

Mar 14, 200823914Poetry

Another entry into the world of HORRIBLE...

Mar 24, 200818876Poetry

Another attempt to convince the real poets that...

Nov 1, 20087017Poetry

I seem to lack focus.

May 9, 200843310Poetry

Sonny always goads me into writing things which...

Aug 10, 20087514Poetry

Every August I go outside at 2 a.m. during the...

Sep 21, 20087167Poetry

Always last.

Aug 5, 200856811Poetry

I recently saw a drawing of the moon with a...

Sep 5, 20084518Poetry

I loathe bullies.

Sep 10, 20084449Poetry

Spare me the bullshit.

Sep 19, 200812345Poetry

A co-worker and some of his friends invented...

Sep 20, 200811445Poetry

Another shitty poem from the site's unofficial...

Oct 3, 200819810Poetry

Like all catch phrases in politics, once one...

Oct 5, 20083819Poetry

Today I read a quote from Jenny Backus, a...

Jan 13, 200916011Poetry

I went to work late today so I could finish...

Oct 19, 200811066Poetry

I've already turned the orginal version of this...

Oct 31, 200824711Poetry

Happy Halloween!

Nov 3, 20087468Poetry

This is listed under humor, but it's not funny....

Nov 5, 20089776Poetry

A poem of hope for both my grandsons.

Nov 7, 20083579Poetry

I'm the manager of a book department and...

Nov 21, 20085878Poetry

A news story about a political figure might...

Nov 26, 20083929Poetry

During the summer my associate Kelly missed...

Dec 8, 200822012Poetry

Poetry entry in tough drabble contest. This...

Dec 9, 20089086Poetry

Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich was arrested...

Dec 20, 20083849Poetry

Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich gave a press...

Dec 18, 20085728Poetry

This is inspired by a recent news story. The...

Jan 16, 20095119Poetry

Who remembers the musical Bye Bye Birdie? This...

Jan 19, 20097414Poetry

I would have liked to be at Barack Obama's...

Jan 24, 20093819Poetry

My entry in the second sprint writing contest....

Jan 31, 20098266Poetry

I'm tired of Brosna11 having all the fun. If...

Feb 4, 200949010Poetry

My boyfriend Richard loves Christian Bale....

Feb 25, 200911325Poetry

Nadine wrote a poem for me and I shamelessly...

Jul 2, 20092939Poetry

I always enjoy writing a chaiku. This is for...

Jul 2, 20096937Poetry

Everyone who works for me in the bookstore is...

Jul 3, 200910075Poetry

Last night I'm the victim. Today Dill is - the...

Jul 4, 20094439Poetry

A glimpse into my past.

Jul 7, 200931710Poetry

chaiku

Jul 9, 20097956Poetry

Dill, you're not the only one who feels this...

Jul 17, 200926010Poetry

Something I love.

Jul 20, 20095767Poetry

Richard's idea.

Mar 14, 20103916Poetry

I'm in the mood for BAD poetry. This is what...

Feb 26, 20102139Poetry

Another chaiku. For Linda.

Mar 15, 20103559Poetry

Nobody likes me.

Oct 19, 20085129Short Story

I've lived with all these people except one and...

Apr 28, 200768911Short Story

I'm such a sweet person until I sit down in...

Oct 14, 200734112Short Story

Does anyone ever take any of these prescription...

Nov 29, 20086199Short Story

This is dedicated to Dusty, who in four years...

Jan 31, 200739815Short Story

A female slob describes her method of dealing...

Feb 24, 200839011Short Story

Here's another true account of things that...

Jan 31, 200729815Short Story

A young female police officer attempts to cope...

Jan 30, 200721913Short Story

A young woman's unwilling trip to a fortune...

Feb 21, 200734711Short Story

This is the ultimate rant about one of my...

Oct 30, 20078806Short Story

This is my entry in the Drabble contest.

Jun 21, 20079519Short Story

I would worry about the subject matter of this...

Mar 31, 200710817Short Story

This is just another one of my rants, as well...

Jul 5, 20079017Short Story

The first line of this story is the absolute...

Mar 30, 2008554Short Story

I would like to start submitting this to...

Oct 28, 20071736Short Story

Jake Sinclair takes his little brother...

Jan 31, 200766810Short Story

Joe Bobby, a Texan with a big secret visits San...

Mar 8, 200733913Short Story

This bit of silliness was inspired by my year...

Dec 15, 200715016Short Story

I posted this a long time ago and dragged it...

Jul 7, 200717614Short Story

For over three years now, I’ve been racing to...

Apr 9, 200727012Short Story

This really happned to me last Friday. Other...

Apr 15, 200730614Short Story

I've often politely requested of people to...

May 11, 200750612Short Story

Okay, here's another one of those stories where...

May 15, 20078687Short Story

I simply can't be blamed for this more or less,...

May 20, 200737312Short Story

This one is for HavePenWillScribble who...

May 24, 20075668Short Story

I really saw this story on the news this...

May 30, 20078057Short Story

What can you say about the things I'll write to...

Jun 2, 20077438Short Story

Having worked with teen addicts and alcoholics...

Jun 7, 20076618Short Story

As usual, this little rant was inspired by...

Jun 9, 200739712Short Story

This is a mostly true account, with only my...

Jun 11, 20078289Short Story

Just for the record, I like Lupe and am sorry...

Jun 17, 200719314Short Story

I'm trusting you people with my darkest secret....

Mar 1, 200816016Short Story

In the forum, R.A. Keene posted a website for...

Jun 28, 20071833Short Story

I hurt my head writing this for the Ocean Flash...

Jul 9, 200712216Short Story

STOP RIGHT HERE! If you are easily offended by...

Jul 11, 200742010Short Story

It was movie review night at our house this...

Jul 23, 200717214Short Story

Before you start looking for where you've...

Jul 25, 200720112Short Story

Here's one of my fond memories of something my...

Aug 1, 200722812Short Story

I'm the most benevolent of girlfriends.

Aug 5, 200710426Short Story

J.R. Thomas gets the credit for this one. He...

Aug 7, 200723913Short Story

I thought I'd take a little trip 21 years into...

Aug 15, 200726615Short Story

This is the story of the biggest bitch I've...

Aug 17, 200731413Short Story

This conversation was inspired by the weirdest...

Sep 9, 200711916Short Story

This is a story about my mother who died two...

Sep 4, 200735812Short Story

I hear the strangest things at work. Apologies...

Apr 16, 200830714Short Story

Nearly every week the Demockeracy Monkeys at...

Sep 14, 200717814Short Story

Richard cooks breakfast and I live to tell...

Jun 6, 20097320Short Story

I posted this nearly two years ago. Since...

Oct 16, 200711217Short Story

A very good friend tossed this into my court...

Feb 14, 200838212Short Story

Scribbler told me to go write something - so I...

Nov 4, 200738911Short Story

Everyone on this site is welcome to do a book...

Nov 11, 200744711Short Story

I started writing this to amuse myself. It...

Dec 22, 200874810Short Story

I decided to try flash fiction using only 50...

Nov 28, 200732012Short Story

Yeah, yeah. I know 52 isn't old. Whatever.

Dec 4, 200733111Short Story

Special thanks to my good friend and fashion...

Dec 8, 20087221Short Story

I've revised this story in the hopes of getting...

Feb 1, 200810917Short Story

I saw an ad for a product on the Internet and...

Mar 19, 200836712Short Story

Today I watched Dick Cheney give an interview....

Feb 4, 200848014Short Story

I originally posted this story in four parts as...

Mar 9, 200816716Short Story

It's ironic that one of my favorite bands Bush...

Mar 12, 200860912Short Story

Would Barack or Hillary be better at handling...

Mar 23, 200855510Short Story

The topic for this piece came from the...

Jun 23, 200946912Short Story

Have you ever wondered what would happen if...

Jun 8, 20082628Short Story

My entry in the My Writing Life contest....

Sep 23, 20087398Short Story

I'm the manager of a book department and this...

Jul 3, 200818715Short Story

Work today caused me to finally RANT about...

Jun 22, 200931616Short Story

Reworked with an additonal 600+ words for Mezzo...

Aug 27, 200813814Short Story

This is something I've rewritten because I...

Sep 12, 200824811Short Story

Aldersmith has been posting these fun little...

Sep 17, 20082132Short Story

When the stars come out at night, celebrities...

Oct 11, 200832113Short Story

My daughter Nicole is pregnant with her second...

Oct 27, 20087158Short Story

Dog lovers shouldn't put out a contract on me....

Oct 28, 200832511Short Story

WARNING: This contains explicit obscene...

Nov 9, 200816914Short Story

I asked HavePenWillScribble to toss me a topic...

Nov 14, 200810518Short Story

My entry in the drabble contest.

Nov 22, 200828814Short Story

WARNING: This is NOT politically correct. If...

Nov 24, 200810017Short Story

A family tragedy and a guilty denial.

Jan 13, 200926513Short Story

This is a drabble. I'm feeling a bit...

Jan 19, 20096320Short Story

My Presidential sprint entry.

Jan 29, 20105620Short Story

Valentine's Day is coming up whether any of us...

Feb 7, 20095721Short Story

third_sprint_contest

Feb 26, 200919213Short Story

Moses is my best friend and he gets pissed...

Mar 7, 200954610Short Story

During my early evening walk, I thought about...

Mar 15, 200940511Short Story

I like playing around with 50-word stories -...

Jun 25, 200916124Short Story

I like to submit fifty word shorts to...

Aug 30, 200919515Short Story

Apparently the formatting messed up when I...

Feb 7, 20107517Short Story

For grins I've attempted to cut over 500 words...

Dec 27, 200916115Short Story

Entry for the Cloud contest.



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