Topic: Where is K?!!!!!!!

I think the title says it all ...

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From in the wall of indigo he sallies forth at night, (someone write the next line ...)

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K. wrote:

Apparently, he's been seen dropping 3K on prints that will end up filling his apartment but may also be repurposed into on-demand furniture.

On rare occasions, this elusive homo sapien has been spotted eating or sleeping, however these occurrences are few and far between.

should you determine you have a valid encounter, call help at 1-800-Buy-Book and an operator will be glad to help you

Phew! Nothing too serious then! Just kidding!

I tried to search for you, and couldn't find your home page and started to panic that someone (Amy) said something so hurt your feelings and you left. But all is good now!

I'm really hoping this goes well (the selling books, not using it as furniture part)!

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njc wrote:

From in the wall of indigo he sallies forth at night, (someone write the next line ...)

cape flapping loudly as he picks up speed ...

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K wafts in and out. These days, I think he is wafting the other way than where we are going.

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K. wrote:

flaming bits of destroyed plot scattering in the breeze

You must be describing Star Wars VII. I just finished watching it. God, was that painful. Highest grossing SW film ever? How?!!

Excuse me while I go immolate myself.

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flaming bits of destroyed plot scattering in the breeze?  Oh, the pot calling the kettle...

8 (edited by AJ Reid 2016-04-13 00:10:34)

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K. wrote:

annoying flaming bits of destroyed plot scattering in the breeze

Fixed that for you! wink

In any case, I'm still alive. We're leaving this Friday morning and then I should be back to normal again within a week or so.
I hope everyone else is still going well too!

Oh, and ps, Amy, I've been drinking lots of wine, Margaret River WA wine .... *slurps last drop from glass and lick it clean to be sure* tongue

I think we should really plan to meet in Margaret River. I just can't think of anywhere else that'll work. Maybe Adelaide, but Margy River is still tops.

9 (edited by Norm d'Plume 2016-04-13 00:31:06)

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Five-year-old Galius Julius, founder of the Imperium, regularly plied the family dog with Giacomo Conterno Barolo Riserva Monfortino 2123 - a very good year.

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I wanna go to Margy River!  Totally unfair that you are there and I'm not!

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What I took away from the chase scene...

I was firmly in her perspective, but easily transitioned between perspectives as her telepathy randomly contacted the people linked to her ability. The action flew by. She wasn't safe, despite being the most powerful telepath in your world. It was the best chapter you've ever written. Hands down.

Oh, the PLOTBUSTER has found another part to sink her teeth into. Kjuice nearly puts the talisman on Ingarth because she ports away from a poisoned meal and might die. She also has telepathy. Why has K-jam, the E-licker failed to mark his own DAUGHTER? Telepaths are owned by their lightbulbs. (Why would K let her walk around without a mark, waiting to be claimed by a random enemy?) (why was Ingarth able to read the K-steer at the poison banquet? A weak telepath couldn't bust through his electrostatic awesomeness. Kwaaaaan was barely able to do that and you are letting a kid get away with this?

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Somebody stahp me.

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Like the way I didn't use the names and let Google search you? I am very security-savy. I'm looking out for you. Really.

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amy s wrote:

Oh, the PLOTBUSTER has found another part to sink her teeth into. Kjuice nearly puts the talisman on Ingarth because she ports away from a poisoned meal and might die. She also has telepathy. Why has K-jam, the E-licker failed to mark his own DAUGHTER? Telepaths are owned by their lightbulbs. (Why would K let her walk around without a mark, waiting to be claimed by a random enemy?) (why was Ingarth able to read the K-steer at the poison banquet? A weak telepath couldn't bust through his electrostatic awesomeness. Kwaaaaan was barely able to do that and you are letting a kid get away with this?

Thank goodness I have my handy dandy decoder ring to figure out what you're trying to say...

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Don't overthink the enigma of [K a j o]. He's too amazing to contemplate.

Anyway, I can't review that chapter in terms of safety, but I will look for the other items you mentioned

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Norm d'Plume wrote:
amy s wrote:

Oh, the PLOTBUSTER has found another part to sink her teeth into. Kjuice nearly puts the talisman on Ingarth because she ports away from a poisoned meal and might die. She also has telepathy. Why has K-jam, the E-licker failed to mark his own DAUGHTER? Telepaths are owned by their lightbulbs. (Why would K let her walk around without a mark, waiting to be claimed by a random enemy?) (why was Ingarth able to read the K-steer at the poison banquet? A weak telepath couldn't bust through his electrostatic awesomeness. Kwaaaaan was barely able to do that and you are letting a kid get away with this?

Thank goodness I have my handy dandy decoder ring to figure out what you're trying to say...

Only thing I took away is that Amy is really looking out for the person who's initial is between J and L in the alphabet (as always, really nice of her!) and has found another hole for her tank to drive through. So, all and all, good? smile

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K. wrote:

Don't overthink the enigma of [K a j o]. He's too amazing to contemplate.

Anyway, I can't review that chapter in terms of safety, but I will look for the other items you mentioned

Black J eat 'too amazing' for breakfast. Just saying. wink tongue

18 (edited by Norm d'Plume 2016-04-30 17:53:52)

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Janet (AJ) Reid wrote:

Only thing I took away is that Amy is really looking out for the person who's initial is between J and L in the alphabet (as always, really nice of her!) and has found another hole for her tank to drive through. So, all and all, good? smile

Kay, just let Amy rewrite it for you. That's what I do:

He jumped up and lunged head-first into the line of fire, shooting as he moved. His close-range weapons fire burned through two of the invaders’ boarding suits, causing their chests to explode. “For the Realm!" the ensign howled as he targeted a third.

I think most of the above was all Amy, and I love the last line. Gives me goosebumps.

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Janet (AJ) Reid wrote:

Black J eat 'too amazing' for breakfast. Just saying

For the record, [K a j o]'s pre-breakfast snack consists of a bowl of amazing, one small army, and the entire Buckingham Palace. And that's on his days off.

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Ke wan eats Ke ajo for Ke breakfast.

21 (edited by amy s 2016-04-30 21:34:24)

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Revs the tank. Brummmmmm. I don't rewrite anything. Someone between J and L (the artist formerly known as KSkip) merely makes the rules, refuses to change when inconsistencies are noted, and then changes his mind/forgets three books later. I think he hopes that no one will notice.

Ergo, I don't make the holes in that plot. I just drive through the tissue paper while he orders me to, "Stahp."

Brmmmmmmmm. This steering bar makes my tank go forward. Or it is the trigger to shoot. Not sure. I must experiment...

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Kdot wrote:
Janet (AJ) Reid wrote:

Black J eat 'too amazing' for breakfast. Just saying

For the record, [K a j o]'s pre-breakfast snack consists of a bowl of amazing, one small army, and the entire Buckingham Palace. And that's on his days off.

Keep this up and I might actually start to like Ka-aah-j-oh. Love seeing a royal army in ruins first thing in the morning! tongue

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amy s wrote:

Revs the tank. Brummmmmm. I don't rewrite anything. Someone between J and L (the artist formerly known as KSkip) merely makes the rules, refuses to change when inconsistencies are noted, and then changes his mind/forgets three books later. I think he hopes that no one will notice.

Ergo, I don't make the holes in that plot. I just drive through the tissue paper while he orders me to, "Stahp."

Brmmmmmmmm. This steering bar makes my tank go forward. Or it is the trigger to shoot. Not sure. I must experiment...

big_smile

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Norm d'Plume wrote:

Ke wan eats Ke ajo for Ke breakfast.

You got the names backwards

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Kwaaaan trumps Kay-juice. She tossed him out and turned him into a kitten. All his awesomeness just went, "Meow." Then he started licking his nethers with big slurpy sounds.

Karma is a bitch and her name is...wait for it...Kwa an.