I pulled one of my short stories ("Miss Blythe").
All of the apostrophes, em dashes, and quotation marks were misconverted.
And it came out as an html file.
All in all: that's a big no from me, Bob.
26 2025-09-17 17:14:49
Re: eBook Generator - beta (21 replies, posted in TheNextBigWriter Premium)
27 2025-09-16 13:30:54
Re: Just a Heads Up (2 replies, posted in TheNextBigWriter Premium)
Not just you.
I'm also on the Blue Marble Storytellers discord channel (Deidra's group).
There are quite a few people that have already John-Galted, to one degree or another.
I just hit my final frustration between knowing what was being long-listed, vs what wasn't, and the disaster that last week's winners were.
28 2025-09-16 13:22:44
Re: New Author (3 replies, posted in New Authors)
Points are fairly easy to accumulate, made even easier with a recent change to the points system. Generally, for every 1000 words you want to post, you need to review 3000 words (or 3 x 1000, if you prefer) to get enough points to post your work.
For the record, most of my short stories—which includes the chapters of Before Dark—are in the 2500–3000 word range. So most of my stories are worth almost 3 points. So if you review my stories, you'll get points faster.
evil rubbing together of hands
29 2025-09-16 00:06:09
Re: The Life & Times of Gandalf the Beige (modified thread title) (58 replies, posted in TheNextBigWriter Premium)
How about Spot?
This is actually a very very traditional name for a pet.
The Greek translation for Spotted One: Cerberus
30 2025-09-15 11:57:33
Re: The Life & Times of Gandalf the Beige (modified thread title) (58 replies, posted in TheNextBigWriter Premium)
Gandalf playing gently with his toys:
https://photos.app.goo.gl/QzTrgvgZqehazCuZ9
These were two wonderful videos to wake up to this morning. Thank you.
Ajax, our orange, carries his mice all around the house, showing off his hunting skills.
For the rest, the supply of cardboard from Chewy every other week is enough to sate their metabolisms.
31 2025-09-14 17:38:07
Re: Greetings, Salutations, and All that Jazz... (3 replies, posted in New Authors)
I'd give this a thumbs up or a like, but…
32 2025-09-14 14:46:30
Topic: New Group for External Contests? (1 replies, posted in TheNextBigWriter Premium)
Hey. In the spirit of the new "new group" "policy" (or whatever you want to call it):
I'm wondering: if there were a group explicitly for "Outside Assistance," that was set to be private to group members only, would that count as "unpublished" for the purposes of submitting to contests elsewhere, like Elegant+, which have explicit requests for "original"? Since we're writing it for those contests, just sharing it for proofing and such?
Having readers for my potential book stuff is great. And having it for my previous short stories is educational.
But having it for stuff I'm actually trying to submit now would be most helpful.
33 2025-09-14 14:43:48
Re: Spammer has joined - Please delete them (65 replies, posted in TheNextBigWriter Premium)
In the past (ok, almost entirely on Booksie, which I'm on the verge of withdrawing my work from as well, just to get my "public archive" in one place), I've ignored spammers. Heck, a couple of times I taunted them by saying that they probably were spammers, and that I had no money to spend, but they were welcome to try.
However, one recent attempt (and I'm pretty sure we all know who I'm talking about) has annoyed the hell out of me. It's one thing to use dummy names with a bunch of numbers. But the gall.
Anyway, if I notice anything else i'll bring it up. Thanks for the quick resolution, Dirk, and I like your message on there.
34 2025-09-14 03:26:51
Re: Spammer has joined - Please delete them (65 replies, posted in TheNextBigWriter Premium)
There's some new "groups" that seem to be a bit… non-writer-ish.
35 2025-09-13 23:07:12
Topic: Just a Heads Up (2 replies, posted in TheNextBigWriter Premium)
I've grown frustrated with Reedsy's weekly contests, so am pulling all of my work off of it.
Which means that I'm going to put them on here, since the whole point of doing this was getting feedback to help me improve.
In addition to the Joan Dark stories that I've been putting into "Before Dark," I'm adding a bunch of short stories that have nothing to do with anything else.
Some of these are particularly rough, I fully admit. I've been getting better.
Anyway, feel free to review them. I'm not intent on publishing them any time soon, but I probably will go through—as things to fiddle with—and re-edit them as they go. So feel free to inline if you prefer. Or let me know what works and what doesn't, in a general review.
Danke.
36 2025-09-12 17:51:42
Re: The Life & Times of Gandalf the Beige (modified thread title) (58 replies, posted in TheNextBigWriter Premium)
We finally had to draw the line
We try to feed ours on a schedule. Wet food at the 5s, dental treats at noon, and kibble when we go to bed.
One of our black toms would come into the room at night and sit on heads when he decided that it was time—usually around 2 or so.
That was the first banishment.
After we got the orange, since he was a kitten we tried to let him stay.
But he can't stop biting the blanket mice (aka human toes) within the first ten minutes, so now they're all banished.
When we open up in the morning, they're less concerned with the scents and more concerned with the food bowls.
So they meet us at the door, and then try to kill us repeatedly on the way to the kitchen.
37 2025-09-11 23:12:30
Re: Prologues are not Chapter 1 (10 replies, posted in TheNextBigWriter Premium)
Oh, I've gotten it out of my system for now.
Like I said, it was just a little rant, to get it out of my system.
Sometimes things just need to be communicated.
And the ones I'm talking about are new.
I wouldn't have bothered for something ancient.
38 2025-09-11 17:28:40
Re: Prologues are not Chapter 1 (10 replies, posted in TheNextBigWriter Premium)
Gandalf does.
Yes, you didn't get told the most important thing about being a cat owner:
The things inside the boxes aren't the cat toys;
The boxes themselves are the cat toys.
Save yourself a lot of money and get your cat toys from recycling centers or the back of the shoe store or wherever free package supplies may be found.
39 2025-09-11 16:54:21
Re: Prologues are not Chapter 1 (10 replies, posted in TheNextBigWriter Premium)
Fair enough. In which case, my answer still stands.
If you want to call something "Prologue," then set it as the prologue.
If you want to set something as chapter 1, then don't call it "Prologue," because it's not.
Heck, if you want to name your chapter 1 "Prologue," then fine, but don't name chapter 2 "chapter 1."
I'm done with my soapbox. Anyone else want it?
40 2025-09-11 15:53:42
Re: The Life & Times of Gandalf the Beige (modified thread title) (58 replies, posted in TheNextBigWriter Premium)
He already does sleep next to me. I could stop him from doing that, but I'm happy if he's happy. He has started nibbling a little harder on my skin, though, after I give him some chin and head scratches, which he loves (and requests). He's definitely not biting, but it is somewhat unpleasant.
Our ginger, Ajax, gets wound up from tummy rubs. There's a balancing point between loving on him and chumming the waters.
After that is a whole lot of "No more bitey-bite, just kissy-kiss."
Of course, we say the same thing to Jon Moxley, but what can you do.
41 2025-09-11 15:49:01
Re: Prologues are not Chapter 1 (10 replies, posted in TheNextBigWriter Premium)
Do you think that applies to a story like The Finishing Stroke in which the engaging, chapter-length "prologue" sets up the events of the "main" story, years after, and the chaper-length "postlogue" is set still years later, when Ellery Queen has the knowledge to fully interpret the clues?
There's nothing wrong with a chapter-length prologue or epilogue.
There's also nothing wrong with not having a prologue or epilogue, and just calling it chapter one.
What's ruffling my feathers is people who post a chapter 1 and call it "Prologue," and then "Chapter 1" as chapter 2, and "Chapter 2" as chapter 3, etc.
(No, <redacted>, I'm not looking at or talking to you at all. Why ever would you think that? )
To be fair, I haven't read any Ellery Queen (yes, I know, gasp; I've read all of Christie and Sayers, though, so ).
So I can't properly tell if your question is serious or sarcastic.
42 2025-09-11 13:02:26
Topic: Prologues are not Chapter 1 (10 replies, posted in TheNextBigWriter Premium)
Ok. I apologize, but I have a minor rant.
Your prologue is not Chapter 1. It is your Prologue, which comes before Chapter 1. That's why it's called the Prologue,.
Amazingly, the Portfolios for Books on here actually take that into account. When you're choosing your Chapter number, you can actually choose Prologue as an option.
Even more amazingly, if you accidentally misnumber your chapters? You can change the order of them quite easily. In the "Content" section of the book, you can click on the chapter numbers in the left-most column and quickly edit the number to be anything from 1 to 99. And maybe even more than that, though Epilogues are treated as 100 so I haven't experimented to see what would happen. Even more amazing, you can have multiple chapters published with the same number, so you don't have to worry about rotating one to an empty socket first. Just change 1 to 2 and 2 to 1 and be done with it.
However, you can't turn a chapter into your prologue from that screen.
However, you can change it into your prologue from either the Chapter Edit screen (by clicking on the chapter number in the chapter info section) or from the Publish screen (which will take you to that same place, so same thing).
So.
There should be no more excuses for people to have prologues as chapter 1, and chapter 1 as chapters 2 and 3, and chapter 12 as chapter 10, etc etc etc.
ahem
Thank you for you time.
43 2025-09-11 12:54:57
Re: Bugs & Maintenance Requests (135 replies, posted in TheNextBigWriter Premium)
Ok. This one's a minor quibble, but only because I just discovered that it's only in one section, and it can be worked around.
In the Portfolio, in the Content (#3) portion of one's book, the Chapter Number for Prologue is 0 and Epilogue is 100. You are given the option to edit those chapter numbers directly on that screen (by clicking on the numbers). But you can't set it as "0" for Prologue, because it won't accept that 0 is a number.
(And yes, that's a long time mathematical debate, I'm well aware.)
If you do the same thing from the Publish (#4) portion, it takes you to the edit chapter location, and that can let you set it as Prologue. So it can be done. It just doesn't work quite right in that other area.
44 2025-09-10 12:45:45
Re: The Life & Times of Gandalf the Beige (modified thread title) (58 replies, posted in TheNextBigWriter Premium)
Ask, and ye shall receive. Please let me know if the link doesn't work. It was generated by Google and points into one of my photo albums. The weird URL is a Google thing; goo.gl is one of its domains.
https://photos.app.goo.gl/M85Edr2WJcPHfmom6
Link works. And OMG!!!!!!!
45 2025-09-10 12:44:33
Re: The Life & Times of Gandalf the Beige (modified thread title) (58 replies, posted in TheNextBigWriter Premium)
The cat litter the shelter asked me to use (since he's still their cat for the moment) is environmentally friendly and pet friendly, but it's not very good for masking #2. Yeesh!
I have had decent luck with Arm & Hammer. We're using FelinePine right now, but Naturals was decent as well.
Of course, it may also be that I've had housecats for, godess, 40 years consecutive now? I don't notice it so much anymore, maybe.
46 2025-08-31 22:29:43
Re: Probably a stupid question (8 replies, posted in TheNextBigWriter Premium)
It doesn't work the other way unfortunately. If you post 1000 words, then edits bring it down to 100 words, the story only pays for 100 words, not the original 1k
So it lowers the reward for shrinkage, but doesn't affect it for expansion? That seems unfortunate.
That means you only need to trade reviews with three other people on a regular basis (assuming everyone's posts are generally of similar length) in order to keep posting your own material.
I'd uploaded all of Piscau prior to publishing any of it. The total cost for me to publish it was 180.01 credits.
That's not including the "Joan Dark" stuff, which so far has cost me 56.8 credits and the next three (so far) are going to be 23.59.
Also, I'm not sure the ratios add up correctly.
The points earned for reviewing my published "Joan Dark" are 15.09, with a "new author bonus" of 7.63. Total of 22.72.
That's 40% of the total cost, when you include that bonus, but only 26.6% once the bonus goes away.
And I only earn a bonus if I read new authors. So while I'm providing a bonus for people who've been here, I'm not getting those same earnings even for their new works.
There should be a bonus for reading new stuff, not new authors. Give me an incentive to read stuff worth less than a point otherwise.
Please don't get me wrong. I'm on the hellscape that is Booksie, where they're too busy arguing about AI illustrations and bot accounts sending harmless messages. (Not sure what you've done to avoid that issue, but well done.) I've been there months longer than here, and only have six brief reviews, one of which is from a bot account. I'm not wanting that.
I'm just overwhelmed trying to juggle real life, my own writing, a couple of private proofreaders I've started with, and trying to figure out how to earn enough on here.
47 2025-08-31 02:25:35
Topic: Probably a stupid question (8 replies, posted in TheNextBigWriter Premium)
So in another forum, I just saw this little snippet:
In case you're not aware, you can "edit" chapters that you've already posted, which doesn't cost extra points
Isn't this a bit of a loophole? One could hypothetically post a one-word chapter, publish it, then edit it to its full 3K-word length.
*eyes her many currently unpublished chapters, including multiple 9-pointers*
Can't imagine who'd think of doing that….
48 2025-08-29 11:52:31
Re: The Life & Times of Gandalf the Beige (modified thread title) (58 replies, posted in TheNextBigWriter Premium)
Dirk B wrote:Kdot wrote:Dog
In English? Pffft!
Canis!I raise you an "Anubis"
Don't piss off ancient gods, they don't like it.
If you're going Egyptian, stick to Bast.
49 2025-08-28 14:45:26
Re: The Life & Times of Gandalf the Beige (modified thread title) (58 replies, posted in TheNextBigWriter Premium)
Kdot wrote:Dog
In English? Pffft!
Canis!
Or Diogie or Siatie
50 2025-08-27 15:04:30
Re: Bugs & Maintenance Requests (135 replies, posted in TheNextBigWriter Premium)
Just for the record, it's fixed. Thanks, Sol.