Topic: Back in the saddle

After working a grueling schedule, I have a four-day weekend coming up, so I'm going to give myself the present of some time to write. I'm itchy to get to my keyboard and get Katerin's story out of my head so I can move on.

So I'm curious as to the rest of you. NJC has been cleaning house. Janet's furniture is arriving from Australia today, so she will soon have a couch (and maybe a desk...gasp!)  Judy Goodwin is apparently still recouperating from foot surgery.

Kenny...well, I think he's having conversations with Kwan at Burger King again.  However, I'm not one to mess with the creative process. As long as they have WIFI as well as two-all-beef-patties-special-sauce-lettuce-cheese-pickles-onions-on-a-sesame-seed-bun, I know he won't starve.

So what is the priority for each of you? What bit of your story keeps running through your head? Details, please!  Let's not have a good thing go away just because the summer lured us away from our keyboards.

As to me, I'm going to write a story for the Cop Shop contest. Since all they wanted was a crime scenario, I'm writing some backstory about Katerin. One of the other students has had her wand stolen (a death sentence since Alina is still alive).  Katerin has two days to recover the wand before the Mistress realizes what happened and kills the student. The blackmailers want someone to break into the secure (and magically protected) vault of a high family. If Katerin fails, the wand will be broken in retaliation.

I've figured out the vault protections. Now I just have to figure out how to get around them. The fun part is seeing the web of apprentices who work in Alina's world. I've found some cool uses for pre-set spells as well as new carvings for the wands.

Problem for me?  I'd be a very bad criminal. There are too many variables.  Arrrrrrgh!

So what about you folks? 

Dish!  I want details so we can get each other out of our slump!

A

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At least you have something in the works. Seems like an awful lot of work for just a week though. Is this for the pocket version?

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I was gonna say, like wow and can I have some of your energy?

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I needed to have the cleaning done last Thursday.  It's not done today.  I've been half-stalled on the hall bookshelves.  Worse, the dust is trriggering my allergies.  I've double-covered them (Zyrtec with Nasicort) but my body still thinks it's fighting a raging infection and if I don't get enough rest that will open the gates to a real  infection.

I've got stuff to do all over the place.  Friday I started carrying the old shelves out and discovered that the heavy disposal container was gone.  The first three shelves are in  the back of my car.  I've been promised it will be back later today.  I have problems with the hall light and just had to buy a work light for a few hours' work.  THAT hot halogen is the sort of thing that will give an inspector fits if he sees it.

I could go on.  (Some of that lumber is heavy ...)

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I don't know if this will help, but you might want to call in favors. This is the situation where calling on help and owing a couple friends makes lighter work.

If that isn't possible, then remember that ibuprofen is your friend too :-)

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I save it for when my muscles foment revolt.

I called in favors to get the LR shelves set up.  Two of them have shallow particleboard shelves standing on good-quality wire shelves (rated 800 lbs/shelf, 500 lbs/corner) and braced with brackets holding them to extended rear posts on the shelves.  The other is eight wire shelves, but the rear posts don't reach the floor.  Their load is transferred to the front posts by diagonal braces made from turnbuckles and link-type shackles.  The tip-back load that results is transferred to the wall.  Even with 250 lbs on each post, the geometry ensures that the wall braces need to support no more than about 30 lbs thrust, and no shear.

I call that shelf stack 'the structure'.

Once an engineer ... .

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Oh, and I don't think I could justify asking anyone to deal with a decade and a half of dust under, behind, and between things.

Behind my stereo table is a steel frame my father and my cousin made back when Dad had the iron shop.  It's made of square steel heavywall tubing., welded with feet sticking out in front for stability and uprights behind, carrying two outrageously heavy steel plate shelves, each holding two CD cabinets.

A litttle earlier I measured, drilled, and tapped two holes in the mid-low crossbar to take 6-32 machine screws, on which I slid the keyhole-slotted power strip for the stereo.

They want the wires neat and non-threatening.

I broke a drill bit (1/16th, used for pilot holes) and had to open the holes from 7/64ths to 1/8th to get them tapped.  I should have bought the full set of bits, number-sizes as well as fractional sizes.  Oh well.  The plastic keyhole slots bind the screw shanks enough to keep them from working loose.

Not nearly as much fun as setting a bone or pumping a stomach.

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amy s wrote:

Kenny...well, I think he's having conversations with Kwan at Burger King again.  However, I'm not one to mess with the creative process. As long as they have WIFI as well as two-all-beef-patties-special-sauce-lettuce-cheese-pickles-onions-on-a-sesame-seed-bun, I know he won't sttarve.

TABBSSLCPO... isn't Beekay.  It's Mick Dee's.

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If you can't tell the difference, you've either eaten way too much of them, or not nearly enough.

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Setting bones isn't what I'd call fun. The bones crunch under your hands. Everyone in medicine have a weak spot.  This is one of mine, but I've since replaced it with a few things that are more gross.  Desensitization, I believe the term is. When I worked as a medic, I did CPR a lot. That first push where you start compressions usually breaks every bone in an old lady's ribcage. Same feeling as when people crack their knuckles.

But as I said, that has been replaced with a few things that are more gross.

Hey, on a lighter note, did you say your Dad had an iron shop?  Interesting what you can learn from parents even though you never put it on your resume. I learned about bookbinding, knitting, and South African culture from my mother. Oh, add on baking and canning, as well as tree root patterns and gardening.  Odd how the skills come out at unexpected moments. I once showed a friend how to make a pie crust properly, despite the fact I've only baked a pie (maybe) twice in my life.

This is VERY pertinent to our site, because we can use the other people as a resource if we have need them. What are your unofficial skills that never appear on your resume?

Anybody?

Oh, and when I place the order to pump a stomach, my penance for ordering an uncomfortable test is to place the sump myself. If they really need it, then at least I can make that hour a lot less miserable.  However, this is not interesting at all.  If you're my patient and I find your interesting, then you REALLY don't want to be my trauma patient (It means that something about your scenario is tragic/ funny/ weird or medically unheard of before that day)

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How can you make the stomach pumping less miserable, except perhaps by heavy sedation?

Yes, my father worked for one miscellaneous iron shop and started his own when his employer retired.  He and his (then) partner assembled the travelling crane, I-beam tracks and all, with nothing but a man-portable crane called a roustabout and a hose-type water level.

Take a look at the roof of 20 Exchange Place.  See that framework for the microwave relays?  I held the other end of the tape measure when he took the measurements for that framework.

Miscellaneous iron means both structural and ornamental work, in projects too small for the big structural and ornamental contractors.  He had a lot of work in the World Trade Center, including the structural core of the 'grand staircase' in Windows on the World and the 'brackets' that supported the landing between the escalator runs in the main entry/exit to the PATH station.

It also means a lot of alterations, where the drawings for the building are either missing or unreliable, where you have to cut your parts and weld them back together so you can get them into the space, and where you have to work around the building occupants.  Ever see photos of the NYSE trading floor?  He put the frames in for some of the overhead monitors.  When the exchange closes at 3PM the floor is three inches deep in flammable paper.  That had to be completely cleared before they began work, and everything had to be out before 7AM--the place had to be cleaned and spotless for the next day's trading.

Oh, and third shift and weekends get the union workers triple-time.

It means going in for surgery and realizing that you installed the tracks that the heavy machinery hangs from.

And in NYC it means seeing your work torn out, just as you tore someone else's work out.

One day I was discussing a programming problem with him and he said, "Microseconds and nanoseconds--I can't even get my mind around that."  I replied, "And I can't really grasp what 100,000 kilopounds means."

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Oh, about a dozen years ago I needed a fan opening cut in the bezel of computer case.  The bezel was cast aluminum and had sloped edges, making it very hard to transfer measurements from the plate behind (where the fan was to be mounted) to the plate that had to be cut.  I brought it to my father and watched as he took the measurements and transferred them to the surface that needed to be cut.  He explained what he was doing and I estimated that if it was turned into a proper course or lesson it would be worth between one and two thousand dollars.

Too bad I only remember about $120 of it.  It's still valuable.

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Okay, I've got a some numbers on the hall bookcases, which I've been rearranging t hold more paperbacks.  I've got nearly all the paperback space filled and I still have about seven shelf feet of books leftover in the hall and another three to five on living room shelves.

In addition, I'm going to lose about twenty feet of paperback space in the living room.  I might be able to take four feet from other books.

Meanwhile, I've got at least a dozen shelf-feet of larger books that have to go back from the hall.  There's probably about five feet available for them in the hall, and another nine to eleven shelf-feet I opened up in bedroom bookcases.  I might be able to buy a little more.  And I have to give up about nine shelf feet in the living room, though I might be able to find three or four to use.

I've already designated a few duplicates for Book Garden as well as a copy of Jane's Dictionary of Aircraft.  It's about twenty years out of date, but still a beautiful book.  But I'll never make full use of it, and I'm sure I got it at a remainder table for less than seven dollars.

AND I've got one hell of a lot of other cleaning to do.  The dumpster for lumber and such was gone over the weekend and I've only started to get that hundred pounds out.

... ... ... .

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You're up, K. In gaming terms, what skills to you have a 8 or less in?  Come on, mystery man.  Cough it up.

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And I can't really grasp what 100,000 kilopounds means."
This is the moment that I'm sure of how great a communicator you are, New Jersey :-)

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KHippolite wrote:

I'm impressed with the apparent size of your book collection. ...

You mean my LIBRARY.

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You asked:
How can you make the stomach pumping less miserable, except perhaps by heavy sedation?

1) You have the patient trust you enough to cooperate
2) You keep them calm
3) you explain what you are going to do
4) you numb up the back of their throat
5) You ice the tube to make it go past the curve of their nose more easily
6) you put your hand on the back of their head so they don't pull back (and let them know this is a normal reaction)
7) you stop right after passing the curve of their nose and before you hit their epiglottis (so you avoid the gag reflex)
8) you calm them down again, reassure and get their head in the right position (chin tucked to chest)
9) you have a glass of water with a straw available and have them drink as you advance the tube to the right measurement.
10) you applaud them after they endure this and the tube is in place.

I've never had to sedate any of my people, though many have asked for it. It's like the dentist. They don't enjoy it but they survive.  I've had cystic fibrosis patients (with bowel obstructions because they don't make mucous in their gut as well as their lungs) who have cried when they heard they needed a tube. I put it in and they were stunned that it didn't suck.

Like I said, it's all about taking ownership. If I order it, I look to see if the nurse if uncomfortable with inserting the tube. If that is the case, she gets me to do it for her, but she has to watch so she learns from the experience.

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The first time I was hospitalized for an infection they were still using butterflies, which had to come out after three or four days.  It was time for the third one and the nurse didn't like any vein she could find. They called the floor doc and I was afraid they'd have to excavate for a vein.  The doc gave my forearm a light slap, saw a few veins he liked and set up for work, using the nurse as a tape-holder.

When he did the stick I barely felt it, and when he was done I thanked him profusely.  I've never had a less painful vein stick--or one more neatly taped.  Of course, now you have the needle-comes-out, tubing-stays-in arrangement.  Much less geometric taping.

Unfortunately, their first-thing-in-the-morning phlebotomist was a pain machine.

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I may be able to generate another 76 inches of paperback space, and a 19 inches of higher space.

And I'm looking to transform some of the bedroom shelf space.  That requires white melamine-coated shelving.  The shelves are supported by bent wires in grooves rabbetted into the shelf edges, but I'd have to use pegs.  The holes are too small for standard pegs, bug might, just might, fit 4d common or 6d finishing nails.

The things I'll do for another 28+1/2 inches of shelf space ...

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We received 218 boxes/items on Monday, and Tuesday evening we had 45 left to sort out over the weekend.  From what I see here, njc is also exercising the same muscle groups.  And may I get a nurse like Amy should I ever have to go to an ER.

My biggest priority is to get Northern Skies onto paper after deciding half-way through that Catherine and Matthew need to slow down despite neither of them being virgins.  I've managed to get them to listen (not while I was waiting for my fast food order, by the way - hehehe) and think I'd be able to use most of the first draft, but it still needs some rewriting to make the scenes fit.  I'm always 1-2 chapters ahead in my head than on paper, and some new scenes are needed and some scenes will be gone.  Or maybe not, who knows what will happen in Ch15 this time around.  But I hope it will go quicker than the first draft although here on the site it may not seem as if I'm writing any quicker given that I have less time to write. 

And I need to catch-up with K and Rocket Baby, as with a few others.

Summer will not get in the way - travelling might  smile

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njc wrote:

Take a look at the roof of 20 Exchange Place.  See that framework for the microwave relays?  I held the other end of the tape measure when he took the measurements for that framework.

You have a library, and now THIS.  That is an awesome story!

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Trivia: My great uncle was on the Hindenburg. He was in Russia selling farm equipment and took the dirigible home. When it caught fire, he pulled his Russian coat up over his ears, and jumped out as the ship neared the ground.  Broke his leg, but he lived.

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Not as awesome as the guys who climbed up there and put all those parts together!  I was on a scaffold-floor under the roof.  Quite safe as long as you stayed away from the elevator machinery.  The high-voltage electrical parts stick out this way and that, exposed.

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NJC,

You were there when the building rose from the ground and became something other than pieces.  That part is awesome and the memory is something you should treasure.  Heavy construction is something that I've always admired. Your dad officially qualifies as cool.

A

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No, this was an alteration, like virtually everything a miscellaneous shop does.  The building was at least twenty years old, built with firebrick around the steel instead of spray-on mineral fiber coat.

Okay, Wikipedia says it was built in 1930-31.  So it was about 45 years old then, give or take a year.

Remember when Rowling introduces the portkey in Goblet of Fire?  The sensation of using it is described as having a hook grab you behind the navel--not unlike the sensation of an automatic skyscraper elevator pre-1966.  The skill to build fast elevators that don't do that came from the space program.  The math needed to make a rocket stand on its engine exhaust without toppling opened the door to limiting acceleration, jerk, and jounce (first, second, and third derivatives of velocity, respectively) while stopping the car at exactly the right place without perceptible overshoot.