Topic: need a zombie with brains

now that you've found that brain what  are you going to do with it?

HOW ABOUT MANAGING THIS FORUM AND KICKING THE WORDY WORDPECKERS' ASSES ON THE OTHER HORROR FORUMS AND ON THAT SPACE OF OVER-WORDY  SUFFOCATION CALLED SCRIBOPHILE. PUNKS WITH NO BRAINS AND SKELETONS WHO CAN'T TYPE AND GHOULS WHO KNOW NO GRAMMAR RULES!!! UNDEAD WRITERS NEED A LIVELY CARCASS WITH BRAINS TO LIMP AFTER WITH CONFIDENCE AND REVERENCE. 

Please, one of you nearly brain dead ass-piring WRITERS must have a will to live on brilliantly by taking this forum by the neck and throttling the next BIG writer to fame and fortune and an afterlife on Amazon.

CONTACT ME TO MANAGE THIS FORUM OR I WILL HAUNT YOU!!