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(13 replies, posted in TheNextBigWriter Premium)

Dirk B. wrote:

Be sure everyone smokes cigarettes.

... and beats their wife whilst she repeats "Thank you sir, may I have another." after each blow. Then refers to him as Daddy-O and recounts the incident as 'a fine how do you do.'

Word from the bird is that a Saturday Nite knuckle sandwich is not such a drag.