Funny Business - 2nd Revision
Written by: Sideman
I HAVE JUST UPDATED (9-1-2012) ALL CHAPTERS WITH THE CHANGES I HAVE MADE. AND THANKS TO ALL WHO HAVE BEEN SO GENEROUS WITH YOUR TIME AND EFFORT TO HELP ME WITH YOUR WONDERFUL REVIEWS!!!! I posted the first 18 chapters of this book back in 2008. But I am reposting it in its entirety as I have undertaken a significant rewrite of the book. Cash register, PI, takes the job of finding the missing wife of a very strange, little mystic. The mystic thinks the Spirits of the Great Beyond have take her to punish her. As Cash tackles this unusual case, he has to deal with his mother, who is convinced she is a reincarnation of Annie Oakley; his ditzy receptionist; a too-old-for-her-age eleven year-old daughter; an ex-wife and a budding romance. And don't forget the arrogant clown and the green-haired punk rock musician. The humor is a bit over-the-top in places, but I intended it that way...just so you know! Please feel free to comment and/or critique as you choose to. All feedback is helpful. Thanks so much for taking time to read this. Alan
- Chapter 1 - Cash Meets The Half-Pint Houdini"PI, Cash Register, meets th..."
- Chapter 2 - I Love You Mom, But......"Mom is up to one of her old..."
- Chapter 3 - Bridgette And The Clown"I've been traveling for the..."
- Chapter 4 - The Beginning Of Cash And Yolie"Cash and Bailey come to an ..."
- Chapter 5 - Shootout At The Office"All hell breaks out when Br..."
- Chapter 6 - Mom And The Pig"This chapter is slightly lo..."
- Chapter 7 - Dot's Big Announcement"Dot makes an announcement t..."
- Chapter 8 - Cash Goes To The Dogs"Cash receives the call from..."
- Chapter 9 - Mom Makes Good On Her Decision"To everyone's amazement, Do..."
- Chapter 10 - A Forgetful Mystic"Cash is told by two differe..."
- Chapter 11 - A Question Of Sex"Cash delivers some surprisi..."
- Chapter 12 - A Burning Surprise"Cash and Yolie hit it off g..."
- Chapter 13 - The Car Fire"This is a relatively short ..."
- Chapter 14 - A Jack Hammer Car, Jalepnos, A Car Chase and Jail"Cash gets Yolie's car runni..."
- Chapter 15 - The Tutti-frutti, Whatever, Yada Yada Pancake Breakfast"Bridgette explains how she ..."
- Chapter 16 - Rusty Nutz And Bridgette's Thong Panties"Mom makes a fool of herself..."
- Chapter 17 - Secrets"Yolie and Cash have a secre..."
- Chapter 18 - Mom And The Mini-Mystic Go To Lunch"Mon and Mollitari reach a t..."
- Chapter 19 - Pandemonium At The Office"Cash returns to his office ..."
- Chapter 20 - Mom's Political Rally"Mom's political rally takes..."
- Chapter 21 - Bridgette Sets The Club On Fire"Robert and Cash have a fran..."
- Chapter 22 - Connie Is Apprehended"In this short chapter, Cash..."
- Chapter 23 - At Last, The End"This is the concluding chap..."