A Real F***ing Muddle

After a night on the town, Tom and Gerry are full as boots. Gerry puts Tom to bed in his apartment and goes to Tom's apartment to sleep off the rest of the night in peace. In fact, the real charm of the night is only now about to begin. Please let me have any honest comment you like. If it appealed to your worst sexual fantasies, please tell me. If it left you as cold as an expedition might feel in Antarctica, please tell me that too. If you were just amused, that might be nice to know. Many thanks for whatever you may say.

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