If I Can't Wave Like a Princess I Must Be a Loser

My life didn't turn out as expected.

• Chapter 1 - I Blush Therefore I Am What I Am"My life didn't turn out as ..."
• Chapter 2 - Unlike Dick and Jane, Tarzan Wasn't a Dumbass"My origins as a loser expla..."
• Chapter 3 - My High School Work-Release Program"My life of crime begins."
• Chapter 4 - The Scum of the Earth, the Preacher's Wife and the Loser in the Middle"My sister and brother will ..."
• Chapter 5 - Could You Please Remove the Wiener Dog Without the Guilt Trip?"The reason why guilt rules ..."
• Chapter 6 - The Little Things"For the most part, my relat..."
• Chapter 7 - The Next Time I Go To a Sex Toy Party"This was a weird experience."