"911 Dispatch, What is Your Emergency?" (My First One Hundred Days)

Okay I am back once again on an expiramental basis. This is a comedy but a rather dark one. If you could think of everything that is right and good about the Emergency Medical Services then throw that out the window, you are coming close to what my novel is about. For those that remember Beavis and Buthead, they were everything you did not want your teen to be all rolled up into two characters. In everything about those two boys was a grain of uncomftorble truth. I am writing about, no exploiting that grain of uncomftroble truth. As to feed back first and formost I want to know if it was funny and enough to hook you into reading more. Then hit me with the nits. Just don't look the other way, look at what I have to say. Lost Lost Soul

• Chapter 1 - Disneyland on Intersstate 5 Day 1 6th revision 6-9-08"Okay I am back once again o..."
• Chapter 2 - And I Get Fungus For A Partner Day 2 Revision 3 9-9-08"Ok, I have tried to take al..."
• Chapter 3 - An Ethics Wasteland Day 3 (revision 2 9-9-08)"Here I introduce on of the ..."
• Chapter 4 - Peeping Tom Day 4"The Powers that be have dec..."
• Chapter 4 - Peeping Tom (The Afterath) end of day 4"Hopefully this works right ..."
• Chapter 5 - Double Trouble Day 5 (revision 2 9-11-08)"This chapter is about mayhe..."
• Chapter 6 - Too Drunk to Drive but just Drunk enough to respond (2nd rev. 9-14-8) Day 6"Just trying to get away for..."
• Chapter 7 - Medic gets His Man, The Wrong Man Day 7 (Rev 5. 10-10-08)"Okay I have left off most o..."
• Chapter 8 - Accidental Medicine Day 8"Its 3am and Gary is as usua..."
• Chapter 9 - Gerald Meets Hurricane Rodriguez Day 9"Hi there, I am finally back..."
• Chapter 10 - Domino's Pizza 2nd Draft 11-30-08 Day 10"My first draft of this book..."
• Chapter 11 - GERALD MEETS DR, ARMSTRONG 2nd draft 11-30-08 DAY 11"Okay here is the Second dra..."
• Chapter 12 - SPEECH IS NOT MY FIRST LANGUAGE Rev. 5 10-1-08 Day 12"What happens when you have ..."
• Chapter 13 - My First 100 Days, Geralds First Day Rev 2 10-02-08"Gerald, one of my favorite ..."
• Chapter 14 - My First 100 Days, Geralds 2nd day"Just when things look bleak..."
• Chapter 15 - FIRE BUGS DAY 15"I am finally finished, I th..."
• Chapter 16 - Dispatch, More Confusion than I can Shake a Stick at Day16"On my day off I pay a visit..."
• Chapter 17 - Betting on Death 3rd rev. 10-6-08"Here I introduce an new Cha..."
• Chapter 18 - IN AND OUT THE BACK URGE Rev. 2 10-10-08 DAY 18"Okay I agree this was a mes..."
• Chapter 19 - VALIUM MAN DAY 19"Akira do a two day shift to..."
• Chapter 20 - There's a Party in My Head that Just Wont Quit rev. 2 10-11-08 Day 20"This is a revision of a cha..."
• Chapter 21 - THE RECEPTIONIST Rev. 1 10-16-08 DAY 21"Just re wrote this, thanks ..."
• Chapter 22 - My Three Little Angels Rev.2 10-17-08 DAY 22.5"More of my adventures with ..."
• Chapter 22 - WHO MOVED THE FRONT DOOR Rev. 3 10-17-08 DAY 22"Once in awhile I pull a shi..."
• Chapter 23 - Do We Really Gotta Go Day 23"Gerald is the barely compet..."
• Chapter 24 - MA'AM I'VE SEEN FAR TOO MUCH ALREADY Rev. 3 10-19-08"Madeline is a true characte..."
• Chapter 25 - Romper Room Rev. 2 10-24-08 Day 25"The Saga continues. For tho..."
• Chapter 26 - Me David Blaine and a Little Tea 3rd Rev 10-24-08 Day 26"I don't put a lot of drug c..."
• Chapter 27 - FRIDAY THE 13TH LIVES UP TO ITS REPUTATION DAY 27"Im heading back to the ambu..."
• Chapter 28 - My Adventures in the Women's Room and Beyond 2nd rev. 10-25-08 Day 28"The Madness, the craziness ..."
• Chapter 29 - The Cat and the Brat, a Double Suicide Rev. 3 11-03-08 Day 29"Okay I am looking for the 1..."
• Chapter 30 - Dumpster Diving in the ER Rev. 4 10-27-08 Day 30"Hopefully you guys will fi..."
• Chapter 31 - GERALDS BIG NIGHT DAY 31"I begin the chapter in my n..."
• Chapter 32 - ALMOST HOME Rev 2 11-2-08 Day 32"On the way home from Fire S..."
• Chapter 33 - THINGS ARE RARELY WHAT THEY SEEM DAY 33"I am bringing Gerald into t..."
• Chapter 34 - A Tale of Two Geralds Day 34"More fun than Gerald can sh..."
• Chapter 35 - MEDICS, DRUGS, BACKFLIP, AND ROLL DAY 35"Couldn't resist doing anoth..."
• Chapter 36 - My Own Pamplona (New Vversion) Day 36 a day off"I take a day off and visit ..."
• Chapter 37 - Medic Takes the Shrink to Task Day 37"Finally someone who has tak..."
• Chapter 38 - The Trouble with Waking Up Day 38"Gary and I are on the way t..."
• Chapter 39 - Slippery Fishes, Slippery Soaps, Now Why could'nt They all come on Ropes"Having passed out at 40th a..."
• Chapter 40 - WORD ASSOCIATION WITH GARY DAY 40"Today is Gary's mandatory t..."
• Chapter 41 - I Take a Trip Down Memory Lane Before my Trip in the Shrinks Office Day 41"This chapter contains a lot..."
• Chapter 42 - Commuity One goes Alternative Medicine-Ouija Boards,Magic 8-Ball, and The Psychic Hotline"The harsh reality of life l..."
• Chapter 43 - Drowning in Bed Day 43"this chapter starts in a dr..."
• Chapter 44 - CAT CALLS Chapter 44 DAY 42"While Gary and crew were in..."
• Chapter 45 - Taking a Crap for Gary Day 45"Some of the last chapters m..."
• Chapter 46 - King of the Jungle versus Queen of the Sand Box Day 43"This chapter takes place on..."
• Chapter 47 - Interfuckingvention Day 44"Well I didn't last 100 days..."
• Chapter 48 - The Last Man Standing, six months later"This epilogue is from the l..."