Not Advocating Violence

I'm the manager of a book department and yesterday my helper called off because her septic tank exploded. Two elderly women pissed me off so much, I'd have preferred to switch places with my helper. It would have been more fun to clean shit off the walls than wait on those ungrateful bitches. Ah, now I feel better. This one is for Pamela, Jill and anyone who has worked retail without resorting to violence.

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