How I became a Vampire

What would you do? I was hanging on to my fifty-ninth year with a desperation that was giving the stockholders of the companies, that manufacture CoverGirl, Max Factor, Maybelline, and Revlon, something to smile about. What would you do, if you suddenly woke up in a public restroom, your sister looming over your face, and all you could think about was biting her on the neck? And what if you not only found yourself with a thirst for blood, but you looked thirty years younger, and now you had to go home to a family of aging women, vanity the mainstay of their bane existence, and explain this gift horse in the mouth? - what would they do? A domino effect quickly followed. Now, what the hell will ALL of them do?

• Chapter 1 - Sing a little song, suck a little blood. Get dead tonight… Get dead tonight…"Made a lot of cuts in this ..."
• Chapter 2 - You know, I've always been a dreamer..."I corrected all the POV iss..."
• Chapter 3 - Sing along with us, de de, de-de-de… We love everybody, but we do as we please..."ok, made all the changes to..."
• Chapter 4 - I should no be so all alone, everybody must get..."Teisha arrives at the coole..."
• Chapter 5 - I should not be so all alone....."Continuing the chapter. Th..."
• Chapter 6 - Ahh-ooo-Werewolf in London.. ahh-ooo..."Paul explores the crime sce..."